Boob etiquette (a question for the ladies).

WAHT

The Mary Kay woman who did my make-up at Honfest (bright blue eye shadow and pink lipstick) said that she could teach me their natural look at a later date. She said the point of it is that you do look better, but no one can tell why or what you did. I can't attest to this however, as I usually do just have the naturally natural look. Though I did see a schoolgirl on a Japanese train spend half an hour curling her eyelashes and applying make-up that had no discernable effect, though she did no look great, so perhaps I will defer in this, as in all matters, to the Japanese teenager.

I think my mind is intentionally saving me from this awful recollection.

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

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brains

You know girls, it's great to live in a democracy today, where freedom is everywhere. But girls, we often take this freedom for granted: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of action. But you know gals, just because a bunch of men signed that Declaration Of Independence in 1776, doesn't mean that freedom was for men alone. Oh no, you take Tom Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Hancock - he's a helluva guy for you right there! All these men had wives. They probably had a few broads on the side too. These women wanted freedom just as much as their men did. But gals, I wonder, do we? I think it's time that we women thought about it a bit. Hell, I think it's time we did something about it. So come on, fellow females of the 20th century! Be glad that you're an American! Proclaim your freedom! Stand at attention! Pledge Allegiance! And...

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Discussion of boobs behind the back of the person is ok. If they are in front, it is not so good.

waht!!!

What if you're discussing the boobs of the person your discussing with? It's hard to do that behind her back.

You can't even see them!

i will be honest that for some reason, boobs have always been a comfortable subject of conversation for my friends and i. like my girlfriends don't mind talking about their boobs. we've always been really easygoing when it comes to "inappropriate" conversation!

It's the same with me and my friends. That's kinda the reason I started this thread, because occasionally I might have talked about boobs with some other folks than my friends, and forgotten that not everyone thinks they're a proper subject for discussion.

yeah, i mean it's certainly refreshing to not have to censor yourself around your close friends.

One of my friends (male) was once like 'you have the ultimate side boobs' and I was like '...o_O'

Yeah same here esp since I've done a lot of research and studying on topics related to sexuality I just don't really see it as THAT taboo a subject. Generally I think I'm a pretty good judge of what is appropriate and when but I was at a bbq a couple years ago and related a really funny story to a bunch of ppl about friends of mine that had gone to a workshop on female ejaculation. A couple days later the host of the get together said I'd made quite an impression on the other guests who were a little shocked at my story. :-( I was pretty upset about it but in the end it's not my fault they were uptight idiots who couldn't appreciate a good story.

Some people just can't handle the boobs!

What are "side boobs"? Boobs that point to the sides?

actually, my bf and i once measured our 2 bestie's busts to determine whose was bigger.

ew, that's really annoying E. that's like, normal conversation to me...

Side boobs are more oriented to the lateral sides of the ribcage, as opposed to the more medial regular boob.

It was really annoying esp since she made me feel really bad about it. It was as though I was like, "Hey, nice to meet you I'm Erica. So, wanna here a great story about female ejaculation?" within the first few minutes of meeting them. It came up in conversation as these things sometimes do. Needless to say I'm not really friends with that person anymore but yeah.

How could your friend tell you have ultimate side boobs? I thought Americans don't see each other naked?

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Side boobs would be handy for keeping the twins apart when they are quareling with one another, I suppose.

My friend and I came up with a method of measuring water displacement to determine breast volume in order to settle a dispute between some female friends. They had obviously different breast sizes, the opposite of what their bra sizes would indicate and the water displacement gave us good solid numbers to work with for size comparisons.

post should have read - "It wasn't as if"

I thought side boobs were just boobs when viewed from the side! I didn't realize it meant they were kind of actually located there.

lol me too

Jesus Aimless you are one goofy motherfucker.

but i know what abbie's talking about

thx, abbott!

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