people who've been on TV whom you've pwned

Damon Albarn, pwned for being a conveyor-belt hand-shaking/air-kissing machine at party when all guests had known him since the year dot.

in what matter did the pwning occur?

I kicked his backside for 'doing the room'. We were stood talking next to one another and he started doing that Tony Blair thing he does, so I really had no choice (one of my best tricks is the ability to stand right beside someone and boot them).

MEANING:
The past tense of the word "pwn," which means "to kick the ass of (an opponent)."

HISTORY:
Contrary to popular belief, "pwned" did not originate in Warcraft. A top Quake player mispelled "owned" and the term quickly spread to less players and eventually to nearly the entire population of online gamers. The word is usually used in online FPS and RTS games.

USAGE:
Pwned is often said to an individual's lesser opponent after the greater person or team has defeated his enemy.

Can also be used when verbal superiority is shown in an arguement, for instance, on a video or computer game message board/forum.

"My archers pwned your wyvern, noob."

"Clan AIC just pwned you mother fuckers."

(After delivering a perfect arguement):
"PWNED BITCH GGTHNXNORE"

Ask them if they dance and drink and screw...

However if it were my bar, I'd take the Colin MacInnes line 'in the jazz club, everyone's equal'. It just smacks of all those 'terms and conditions' like 'you will not look at the famous person' - FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTITLEMENT ISSUES. Most people in the places I drink would find that stuff a bit wanky.

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I've experienced a kick like this in knoxville.

Wait, what did this mean?

I pwned Anita Roddick. I was at a training day at The Body Shop HQ and we had to think of ways to improve recycling, etc. and I did a bit on how the gift packs were very un-green, full of straw, tissue, covered in plastic, none of it recyclable and so on. Of course - gift packs were very profitable and that was why we did them. She got slightly grouchy and said I was being negative and tried to move on but I had the whole room with me. I was unbearably smug.

That is such a boring story, sorry!

And now she's dead.

"so i got to spend most of my day practicing guitar and watching bold and the beautiful."

those were the days

I still want to know how tuomas pwned bill clinton?

Tales of saucy sexcapades?

Mark McKinney in a back stairwell in Rockefeller Center after a taping of SNL. I was carrying flowers I was recycling (stealing) from one of the dressing rooms. When I ran into Mark, he pointed at the flowers and said "Are those for me?" and gave me this nice smile. Although I had a HUGE tv crush on him at the time, I said "no," and maybe even "they're for my apartment." There was really nowhere for that conversation to go after that, so we went our separate ways.

Bill Clinton and Boris Yeltsin were having some conference in Helsinki back in the 90s. Some anarchist friends of mine organized a demonstration against the human rights violations of the US (stuff like the death penalty, Mumi Abu-Jamal, etc.) and Russia. The demonstration was in the middle of night, and the idea was something like, "if these guys' conscience lets them sleep at night, we won't". So we took a lot of pans and kettles, went outside the hotel Clinton was staying in, and started banging on them and making a racket, shouting stuff like "Free Mumia Abu-Jamal! Free Leonard Peltier!". The cops stopped as after a half an hour, but not before people in the hotel had woken up. Unfortunately the cops started to follow us when headed for Yeltsin's hotel, and they stopped us from going near it. The next day's headlines were something like, CLINTON WOKEN UP BY RACKETEERS. He mentioned in some interview to the Finnish press that he had indeed woken up because of our demonstration.

I pwned hockey great Bobby Orr.

poor mark ;_;

that Matt DC/ Usher story is good

I told the guy from Sum 41 his band sucked before anyone had heard of them (bill of Sum 41, Catch 22 and Bowling For Soup, lolz)

he's now rich and married to Avril, so pwned is perhaps a bit strong

my friend was working at a dept. store and Dustin Diamond came to her checkout. Just as she was about to start ringing him up, he co-worker handed her the phone and said "you have a call, let me take care of this." Friend looks at Dustin Diamond and says "looks like i'm saved by the bell..." She said DD had an annoyed look on his face.

haha

i got in a shoving match with the band live that ended with a ring of people chanting 'rock stars' as they shuffled away, called bryan adams a munchkin, remarked to keifer sutherland that his father is a fine actor, got a pissed off look from noel gallagher for shouting "ELLO MANCHESTAH" repeatedly from a balcony on las ramblas as he walked by underneath, pinched david usher's toe on his tour bus, stole sand dollars from gordie howe...

apparently el1jah w00d was at a friend's band's show in nyc, which ended with him being chased out by a girl screaming, "fuck me in the ass, mr. frodo!"

my friend was working at a dept. store and Dustin Diamond came to her checkout. Just as she was about to start ringing him up, he co-worker handed her the phone and said "you have a call, let me take care of this." Friend looks at Dustin Diamond and says "looks like i'm saved by the bell..." She said DD had an annoyed look on his face.

-- gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 20:15

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ya that is a true pwn!!!

man hitting on ladies must be so fraught with peril for elijah wood

i pointed at clooney and said "batman!" and he flipped me off so i think i was pwnd

i was at a bar in hollywood with a friend of mine and we were standing outside, swaying drunkenly, and elijah w00d was dropped off by a rented sedan. in the back of the bar we'd spotted dominic monaghan having a birthday party so i think he was there for that. the bouncer knew him and he asked the guy, "what's it like in there?" and my friend replied, "it's dark and smokey, like the fires of mordor". to his credit, elijah laughed.

i got pwned by carl craig about ten years ago at sankey's soap in manchester. he was a bit of a hero so i asked his wife who was dancing by the booth if i could get in for an autograph and she said yes. was a little the worse for wear and gabbled some embarrassing stuff to him about how great he was. he wrote me his autograph and put "peace in manchester", me being from the other end of the east lancs went "b-but i'm from liverpool" and he just looked at me and said "yeah, but we're in manchester" and i went kthxby. needless to say when he played liverpool recently i gave the dj booth a wide berth (although some scall appeared to put him in a headlock at one point).

I know someone that was in a series of commercials for a popular oatmeal brand and a del monte commercial whom I made fun of incessantly.

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I once threw up on J0n N0rr1s, Alex In Nyc's new co-worker.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, February 3, 2006 4:08 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoa whoa whoa

was this the same night he hit on a child

For those who haven't worked in the industry, a bellini is champagne with peach juice,

No. A bellini is prosecco (champagne is a reasonable substitute) with peach PUREE. No wonder Usher was so distrusting, I would be too.