chillness index of fauna

and the bat is just kinda shruggin' his shoulders at the camera like "heh ok, u caught me, pretty embarrassing"

http://i53.tinypic.com/20pdi04.jpg

This Anomodont dude looks pretty chill, we could hang out and listen to Bo Hansson-

http://i51.tinypic.com/2cz3vqu.jpg

Nevermind.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1198/527105816_3544d54bf0.jpg

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przhalsky's horse, wandering the great steppes of chill

omg that horse was my favorite as a little kid <3

(psst it's przewalski's horse btw)

The giant Sonoran centipede, the victim in that bat's mouth, could only be chill if it was already dead. They are some of the least chill arthropods Satan ever conceived!

Also: I would love to listen to Bo Hansson with an Anomodont, even if it ate me in that barren & slightly psychedelic landscape. I cannot imagine what kind of music you would listen to with a giant Sonoran centipede. Diamanda Galas? The recording of that Hell pit?

http://www.birdforum.net/opus/images/thumb/a/ab/Western_Capercaillie.jpg/550px-Western_Capercaillie.jpg

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capercailies p much live in the woods and moors and do their own thing

they are chill ppl

http://jackiesguineapiggies.com/piggycare/peachysleeping.jpg

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Surprisingly, guinea pigs can chillax, but even when they are taking lil naps, they still have their eyes open in a manic fashion.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main6/1fc8784a.jpg

Sphynx cat = so chill it doesn't mind nursing alien larvae.

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Furthermore, it's quite happy to let itself hang all the way out:

http://www.wazaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ugliest_cat_ever1.jpg

also, puffins

http://i55.tinypic.com/2wf4z10.jpg

It goes without saying.

http://www.las-cruces.org/public-services/museums/MNH/nature_center/13texasspinysoftshell_532.jpg

Texas spiny softshell turtle – ???

If you figure it out, let me know, because I am kind of scared of mine.

"we eat so many shrimp i got iodine poisoning" - flamingos

flamingos are the yacht rock of fauna. just hangin out at the marina, munchin on a shrimp cocktail.

parrots = unchill, not least because of jimmy buffett association

also peacocks are part of the "seduction community" hence ZERO STARS for all time

http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/blog/Image/Spanish_ibex.jpg

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i dunno, they seem like they probably worry a lot. not all that chill. not unchill.

http://blog.hipertechsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/red+panda.jpg

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

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http://www.coolantarctica.com/gallery/penguins/11_lg.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/ju8l7l.jpg

They float all day and sometimes while holding hands.

Pretty chill.

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Those dudes are furiously relaxing.

chillaxed as hell

http://barbeerians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cool-dog.jpg
meme to thread

cool dog chillin in backyard

http://missexpatria.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/albatross-l-stare.jpg

omg omg who is this intense bird? Why was I never in this life an ornithologist???

also ENBB ot(ter)m!If I could be reincarnated I would slough this human form for the forceful powerlove of the otter (sea or river) or puffin physical form@@!

Abbotter! :)

want to defend the chillness of pigs - if you ever meet a pig who's been able to live on into maturity they are remarkably awesome and chill, ****, though they lose a star for screaming when they eat

Abs I'd almost forgotten how cute otters are until I GISd them last night. They're like aquatic teddy bears with the cutest faces. I almost died.

abbott that is an albatross of some sort. looks like a heartbreaker to me.

chillbatross

http://www.campsiecottages.co.uk/images/alpacas_at_ballochruin.jpg

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alpacas are chill and friendly ppl whose lack of intellectual rigour ought not to be held against them

good choice

http://sciencetrio.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/taz-devil.jpg

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they are fierce and loud as hell, and are dying of face tumors. deal with it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Regenwurm1.jpg/597px-Regenwurm1.jpg

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earth-friendly, sex-positive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnwLX5m3G8

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no stars. Unpleasant neighbors.

these photos of a mass migration of golden rays is def pretty chill:

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man423444.jpg

wow!

Where the manatees at? I mean, does it get much more chill than these guys:

http://vacationinbelize.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/manatees1.jpg

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00231/ladybird_231833t.jpg

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they are nice enough, but they make a surprising amount of noise repeatedly slamming against windowpanes which is suggestive of a certain lack of chillness and decorum

http://blog.nola.com/animals/2007/09/medium_mattstick.jpg

giant walking stick: ***** totally goddam chill wtf

dude: ** not so much

http://i.imgur.com/dMbej.jpg

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these ppl supposedly kill more africans than any other large mammals, though one suspects it's more through sheer tonnage and proprioceptive deficit than anything resembling malice aforethought

yes!

http://www.droomplekken.nl/uploads/thumbs/ischigualasto_talampaya/thumb_Andescondor%20in%20de%20lucht_800x600.jpg

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condors are p chill

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dv-mP8X80

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1236297013WeziRMi.jpg

how do capys rate on the chillfactor

http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/upload/images/capy1_dr_1268649256.jpg

^a cool 10

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRA1VS-XkAA9IUN.jpg

^a cool....idk actually. adult maybe 4, kid hasn't learnt The Way yet