guys, heaven is for real!

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Me: "This fucking book is #1 on the non-fiction bestseller list!"
Wife: "It's non-fiction?"

for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

he had like sea blue eyes and shit

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

his smile uh lit up the heavens

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"omg wow"

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

if jesus has a horse that only he can ride doesnt that make heaven less than heavenly for those who wish to ride that damn horse ~think abt it~

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

is it heaven for that horse?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

im sorry but this thread def missed a trick by not making fun of child preacher #7 and #4. #1 just depresses the shit out of me and they should have a horror movie starring #2. btw lol.

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

the burpo kid reminds me of father jack's coached responses [via the holy stone of clonrichert]

Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

does this lady talk to everybody like they are somebody bothering her on the bus or is it just bc these ppl are obviously scam "artists" she has to go along w/.

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

a

ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the fox shikse's condescending uptalk shouldn't be mistaken for cynicism afaict, guess she 'wants to believe'

Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"just so amazing how you went to heaven and hung out w/ 20 smthings and saw yr mom on the phone"

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

makes me think of

spirits/angels/ghosts/deities who watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate

plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Burpo: The Movie

Challops Never End (Pillbox), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

He describes the horse that only Jesus could ride

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

I would have thought that Jesus would be riding a Segway these days.

not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 26 October 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link

five months pass...

they made a movie

eight months pass...

I was so hoping this was Burpo but apparently it's just Malarkey.

http://www.salon.com/2015/01/16/boy_who_came_back_from_heaven_he_didnt_go_to_heaven_after_all/

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

considering their last name, i think God had the last laugh

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

also: least surprising URL ever?

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link


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