Me: "This fucking book is #1 on the non-fiction bestseller list!"Wife: "It's non-fiction?"
― for real molars who ain't got no fillings (Hurting 2), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
he had like sea blue eyes and shit
― plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
his smile uh lit up the heavens
yeah
"omg wow"
― plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link
if jesus has a horse that only he can ride doesnt that make heaven less than heavenly for those who wish to ride that damn horse ~think abt it~
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
is it heaven for that horse?
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
im sorry but this thread def missed a trick by not making fun of child preacher #7 and #4. #1 just depresses the shit out of me and they should have a horror movie starring #2. btw lol.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
the burpo kid reminds me of father jack's coached responses [via the holy stone of clonrichert]
― Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
does this lady talk to everybody like they are somebody bothering her on the bus or is it just bc these ppl are obviously scam "artists" she has to go along w/.
― plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
a
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link
the fox shikse's condescending uptalk shouldn't be mistaken for cynicism afaict, guess she 'wants to believe'
― Considered by experts as the youngest philosopher in the world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"just so amazing how you went to heaven and hung out w/ 20 smthings and saw yr mom on the phone"
― plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link
makes me think of
spirits/angels/ghosts/deities who watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate
― plax (ico), Saturday, 12 March 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Burpo: The Movie
― Challops Never End (Pillbox), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
He describes the horse that only Jesus could ride
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 October 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link
I would have thought that Jesus would be riding a Segway these days.
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Saturday, 26 October 2013 20:11 (ten years ago) link
they made a movie
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 April 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
I was so hoping this was Burpo but apparently it's just Malarkey.
http://www.salon.com/2015/01/16/boy_who_came_back_from_heaven_he_didnt_go_to_heaven_after_all/
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 16 January 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
considering their last name, i think God had the last laugh
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link
also: least surprising URL ever?
― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 16 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link