straight people going to gay bars/clubs: is this bullshit?

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The gay bars here suck, so I end up at het establishmetns 98% of the time anyway, but when I'm obliged to take them they're cool, especially when they realize that their own cool points shot up astronomicaly with the straight girls in there.

Better question: gay guys who hate going to anyplace BUT gay bars c/d.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

If it's a mixed crowd, it's a guessing game again.

YES LIKE I SAID, HITLER

kenan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i tht u were bi neway?

Yeah. I usually go to the gay bar with my girlfriend, though.

jaymc, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:29 (sixteen years ago) link

straight men could not possibly want to sleep with me in smaller numbers than gay men do.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

That's weird, considering the direction of the thread I'd have thought it wd be more like "skin darker than a brown paper bag could pass" because if it's about proving you're gay "enough"...oh well.

Laurel, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost smaller than zero is just math

kenan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

is the Abbey a gay bar?

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

gay bars on tv have the best names

max, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to go to lesbian bars all the time and this was never felt it was a problem this could however be because I'm not entirely straight. I have never felt 100% comfortable in gay male clubs. I've always felt as if as if a lot of the men didn't like women being there. Then again, I could be paranoid or just going to the wrong clubs/bars.

ENBB, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Abbey usta be; just one night a week now?

thx a lot kenan, I get a free date with yr brother for that one.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Better question: gay guys who hate going to anyplace BUT gay bars c/d.

Total dud. One of my best friends is gay and hates going to "straight" bars and it can get kind of annoying, to be honest.

ENBB, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost :)

he's cuet.

kenan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago) link

As I said, I've a couple of friends who hang out 99% of the time with other gays; even when I invite them to accompany my het friends and I they're nervous and awkward.

The excuse? "I'm playing a part nine to five. After five, I can be myself."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

That's a terrible excuse.

Laurel, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

srsly. GROW A SPINE, PUSSY

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Tell your friends to stop being pussies.

xpost HA

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I think there is probably a lot of factors at play, especially for women who do this. Not least a perceived "no pressure" zone in dealing with the opposite sex, like a gender free utopia or something.

ryan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

if you're a straight dude who really loves dancing to diva house or old whitney houston, you're not gonna have a lot of straight bar options

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

That's weird, considering the direction of the thread I'd have thought it wd be more like "skin darker than a brown paper bag could pass" because if it's about proving you're gay "enough"...oh well.

That goes completely against all social precedent, though.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

xp: if you're a str8 dude who loves that, give it up

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i understand this is not a real problem xpost

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

My friends are Pearl Jam fans.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

No wonder they're pussies!

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

the only thing i love more than dancing to diva house is pussy

max, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

haha -- ABANDON HOPE

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i understand this is not a real problem

i think maybe it is for some... i mean... totally theoretically. Totally.

kenan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

No, I guess not, Dan. I thought of it as a black pride thing -- prove yr "one of us" or whatever.

Laurel, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Straights need to realize that they're doomed as a species.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

gotta make way for the homo superior

kenan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

oh boo

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

the church of man-love is such a holy place to be.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

max!

gff, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

so wait pearl jam lovin homos are taking over the world????

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.23hq.com/edouard/photo/822151/standard

loves Pearl Jam, is gay

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

haha -- my straight friends love PJ, the gay ones don't go to straight clubs, I got the brains, you got the looks, etc.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Gay man who only hits gay bars:

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/46/68/0000034668_20061021010455.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

lol hueg

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.dickdestiny.com/jpg

Please Mommy, don't tell me any more stories about Daddy at the gay club!

Gorge, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

lol tripod

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

lol "tripod"

HI DERE, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

image blocked by third leg

kenan, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/19748199@N04/

Embarchie, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

My experiences going to gay bars as a straight guy is that it's by and large totally chill. That being said, if gay dudes were to resent my presence there in some big way (which has never happened, as far as I can tell), then I would be inclined to not argue and respect their wishes to have a space where they don't have to deal with the "straight" world during their leisure time...esp. if they happen to live somewhere that is less receptive to gay culture overall. Everyone deserves some kind of sanctuary from bullshit.

dell, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

going to gay bars is usually pretty fun, except i got dragged to some weird warehouse called the eagle once where there were dudes in leather chaps and masks and i heard some dude say "eew, women" -- I WAS OUTTA THERE PRETTY QUICKLIKE

homosexual II, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

being said, if gay dudes were to resent my presence there in some big way (which has never happened, as far as I can tell)

We only do this if you're ugly.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe it has something to do with patrons' ages? My most extensive experience in a gay bar involved going there with an ex-girlfriend, in part b/c oftentimes the environment there seemed less annoying somehow than other local "straight" places. I wouldn't classify her as a "fag hag", whatever that means, in any sense, but the guys there always treated her awesomely.

dell, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, the part I forgot to post is that the patrons of this particular place were largely middle-aged.

dell, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

i think it's a good bet that if any bar has the word "eagle" in the title it's a leather daddy bar

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

"I Punch Beauty: The Table is the Table Story"

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

really? my first thought is "enjoy your shitty lives, if you are able"

goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no i love me a horsey. i discriminate against humans only. and fuckin spiders, egads.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

how about celibate spiders

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck 'em.

cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yo even charlotte creeps me out. look at that tiny mouth!

http://www.nmr.com/uploads/charlotte.jpg

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??

how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

You are straight.

cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

got me there

how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link

well, yknow. not really. but if i see paris hilton fake lipgloss style girl next to some hot young twink boyfriend (and this is anywhere not just at gay bars), my first inner thought is: 'punch the girl and kidnap the boy'

― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok well this is not what i meant by hot girls but whatever.

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

typical ilx :)

me: i like hot girls

table: i like ugly girls

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:26 (fourteen years ago) link

eric: who goes to gay bars?

cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link

lol. excellent.

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i have only been to a gay bar once, how is this possible??

You're gay.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

!

how rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

On the weekend, an overly solicitous salesman in a gayish swimwear store was giving me a lengthy sales pitch when suddenly he stopped, indicated a particularly fruity pair of speedos, and said, "Can I tell you something serious? Straight men buy these now. They go to Arc (trashy gay nightclub) because they like the music and they like to have their back licked by men, but they won't have sex with you. They're not gay for sex." This rant went forever and became more and more clearly about one particular dude who had refused to sleep with the salesmen, ending with, "And he has a wife. She knows all about it." Did not seem like a good time to tell him I have girlfriend.

sandy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

want to hear that story in more detail!

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

So does that straight man wear the speedos to the club? That would make it a lot easier for people to lick his back, if he was just wearing speedos.

mh, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

sandy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG!

plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

gayish swimwear store

?

goole, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

― sandy, Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:21 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

amazing

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i can only imagine your face as he is telling you that story

oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

gayish swimwear store

Yeah what were you doing there in the first place?

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Looking for gayish swimwear, obv.

sandy, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Another highlight was his opening his spiel with, "If you buy those, you have to take 'straight-acting' off your Manhunt profile."

lolz

goth brooks (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 13 November 2009 10:41 (fourteen years ago) link


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