WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE ON NUDEILX? (best to assume this is NSFW if you haven't already)

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i wonder how many dudes have wiped their dick off on the sixth sentence.

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I had that reading at my wedding - though not on such fine stationery.

― onimo (onimo), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-356.vo.llnwd.net/00049/65/32/49842356_m.jpg

Never have I read the Holy Scriptures on such fine stationary...

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to imagine that apostrophe is a freckle.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i also think the apostrophe looks like a freckle!

― be home by 11 (orion), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/8391/16robotiqueim6.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Good Lord!

Somebody, please put the Earth Crisis sideburns dude on here!

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

please don't.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/christtastic/ExC_Tat03.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/christtastic/ExC_Tat04.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes! The hideous plucked eyebrows are like a bonus round . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200611131458-pix1.jpg

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200611131458-pix2.jpg
Classic.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

how does that men get employed

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://home.comcast.net/~kevmal/mike002.gif

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.blindside.net/smallpress/read/Exclusives/Skull-Job/header.gif

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ftheworld.com/images/ct1.jpg

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:23 (seventeen years ago) link

now that is hot

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i understand why that guy was so into your sister now, dude

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:34 (seventeen years ago) link

That seems difficult to maintain. It looks like the tattoo only goes to the hairline, which is obviously shaved to a specific point. Will she have to shave to that specific point for the rest of her life?

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:36 (seventeen years ago) link

imagine when it goes grey

― PAUL FUCKING ROBINSON (electricsound), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Bald eagle?

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:38 (seventeen years ago) link

New species: silver-breasted eagle.

Never tattoo your genitals, kids. They're gross-looking enough as it is, and they're not getting any better-looking with time.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: asses. Leave the ass alone. Let it deteriorate in peace.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ronbingham.com/tattoo-images/butterfly-tattoo.jpg

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ronbingham.com/tattoo-images/willy-tattoo.jpg

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that is gross

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i cannot believe the pube moustache

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm trying to figure out if its willie nelson or tommy chong.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:54 (seventeen years ago) link

chuck manson

― remybean (bean), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, chuck is right. i chucked my tiramisu and now the dog is licking it up.

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The only thing in the universe that is worse than having Willie Nelson tattooed on your beav is having a Willie Nelson tattoo on your beav that looks a little like Tommy Chong.

FACT.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

probably not as bad as willie having a yeast infection

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, though, the last three works were signed. That's gotta be body art, not tattoos.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

And if it's body art, it's pretty funny.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/TourSummer2005271-715425.jpg

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:09 (seventeen years ago) link

probably not as bad as willie having a yeast infection

I don't think that yeast infections are as visible as you imagine, bro.

― there to preserve disorder (kenan), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/l/F/Barkers2.jpg

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa that Travis Barker tattoo on her breasts is really life-like...

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I keep wondering how it looks with a tampon thread dangling out of your vagina when you have those types of tattoos. I try not to think of when you don't have a tampon and you have your monthlies...

Ok, I just did... I'd go for a Linda Blair tat.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 12 January 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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