Happyslapping...

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one way to improve society = stop working for newspapers!

another way: keep working for newspapers but try to change them from within. seriously!

i can feel a MASSIVE rant coming on about the kind of fuckers who meekly accept the editorial party line of papers such as the mail etc and do nothing to challenge it ... i've done enough ranting for today, so i won't.

(nb: bosses, if you're reading this: i'm not trying to change it from within right this second. i'm subbing the funny column for the back of the magazine. honest.)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Pash, maybe twocing's declined because it's illegal to have your phone going while you're driving?

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think many people here actually read the mail, or agree with it about much, grimly.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Joyriding and twocing just sound so fun and innocent :(

Maybe if us squares actually DID happyslapping as well as saying it until it loses its cool, people would stop doing it. But I'm not recommending it.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

there was a tv fiolm, called 'twockers', about 1998.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

girls should start doing some happysnogging on unsuspecting stranger chinese dudes.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

the idea of people videoing their friends doing things really nice for people, like giving them presents, big hugs, helping old ladies across roads etc. - didn't take off sadly.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

is snogging something really nice?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

depends

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i think happyhugging would be alright actually.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

depends

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Goetz

TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

does grimly actually work for the mail? i can't understand how that would square with his position on this thread (which i largely agree with...)

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:54 (eighteen years ago) link

No

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

well you can work for Fox but it doesn't mean you share Murdoch's views.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

you can be a concentration camp guard but not share Hitler's views

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"well you can work for Fox but it doesn't mean you share Murdoch's views."

but it does mean that you profit from them

xpost

unhappy, Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Ward Fowler isn't 14 years old

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, ken c otm.

i just meant that ranting about the social iniquities created by someone who's employing you is just a teeny bit hypocritical.

(i once briefly worked in mr murdoch's pay and made sure not to criticise him for the length of my tenure)

barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

?

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

i work in the same building as the scottish daily mail, barbarian, but for a different publication with different owners.

pash, sorry, maybe i didn't make that clear: what i mean is i know an awful lot of people who would claim to be decent, intelligent, socially minded citizens who've then taken jobs for the mail (and several other papers that espouse unpleasant/bigoted/dinosaur-style views), and have done nothing except shrug and go: "well, you've got to make a living." believe me, the rant i'm suppressing is VAST.

i'm not saying the paper i work for is perfect, but by the standards of most UK publications it might as well be the bloody morning star.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I like The Morning Star, only decent paper left in this country!

unhappy, Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

So does every civil servant automatically agree with every policy Tony Blair comes up with?

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

(i once briefly worked in mr murdoch's pay and made sure not to criticise him for the length of my tenure)

sycophant!

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

So does every civil servant automatically agree with every policy Tony Blair comes up with?

lol most policies probably did come from civil servants one way or another.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Indeed, but based on the logic being used here, if you're sat in an office in Leeds processing benefit claims then you're as responsible for the invasion of Iraq as a concentration camp guard was for the deaths of six million Jews.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

STOP USING HITLER/NAZIS AS A COMPARISON EVERYONE PLZ THX

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

who are you? hitler?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Roffle...

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Hitler never said plz or thx

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Do people have... solutions? Ideas, about solutions?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i know i sound like a sandal-wearing twat of the first order here, but really, it's the same old stuff: social inclusion; trying to build a sense of community; not just writing off kids who are born in the "wrong" place or to the "wrong" parents straight away, which is in effect what happens now; RESPECTING PEOPLE. i honestly can't stress how key i think this last point is.

of course, people (in absolutely every social class and walk of life) actually THINKING before they have children - am i able, in every way, to bring them up to be decent human beings? am i willing to put in the effort here? do i actually want a CHILD, not just a baby? etc etc - would be a vast, vast step forwards too.

but i'm too tired and my brain is broken and i can't argue any more. really, i'm seeing double here. it's been a long couple of weeks.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

What's happened to all your PEOPLE = SHIT/this country's going to the dogs stuff?

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

but people ARE shit. that's why they sit about reading the daily express and moaning and going: "OOH NO IT'S SO TERRIBLE OOH THE CRIME IS SO MUCH WORSE (despite many of the figures suggesting otherwise) AND LOOK, A YOUNG PERSON ENJOYING THEMSELVES, IT'S DESPICABLE."

i don't think i've ever said the country was going to the dogs. i think i've said western market capitalism is jizz, but that's different :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 December 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

STOP USING HITLER/NAZIS AS A COMPARISON EVERYONE PLZ THX

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

!

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i know i sound like a sandal-wearing twat of the first order here, but really, it's the same old stuff: social inclusion; trying to build a sense of community; not just writing off kids who are born in the "wrong" place or to the "wrong" parents straight away, which is in effect what happens now; RESPECTING PEOPLE. i honestly can't stress how key i think this last point is.
of course, people (in absolutely every social class and walk of life) actually THINKING before they have children - am i able, in every way, to bring them up to be decent human beings? am i willing to put in the effort here? do i actually want a CHILD, not just a baby? etc etc - would be a vast, vast step forwards too.

How should this be fostered by, say, a government?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

christ alone knows. stet - who i rather hoped would show up on this thread too - maintains that the only way you can get (the majority of) individuals to act in society's best interest is to pander to their basest selfish instincts, and i have to concede that he's probably right. all i'm doing, i know, is spouting idealism with no real way of backing it up.

what a government needs to do is alter people's notion of "success": ie success isn't having a massive house and car and living in a gated community for fear of your life; instead it's about living in a peaceful, harmonious community built on mutual respect. but i'm fucked if i can see any way of bringing this about other than armed revolution and the execution of about 99% of the population. (nb for the hard of thinking: THAT'S MEANT TO BE IRONIC, OK? it's a poor attempt, but hey.)

a tiny, tired part of me wants to blame this all on thatcher, but i know it's not that simple :)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

People who write shite for the Mail are cunts; there's a difference between the person in the postroom and Paul Dacre. The closer you are to the determination and continuation of the editorial line, the more cunty you are. If someone describes themselves as a liberal but who writes for the Mail isn't much of a liberal.

xpost - A lot of me does blame Thatcher

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I think altering notions of success is nigh-on impossible. As soon as we get peers we try to get one up on them -- even if it's by proxy (and my Dad has a much bigger car, btw). The majority will always define success by their ranking to those around them.

Social inclusion is definitely the key. Yes, people will act towards their own self-interest ... the trick is to get them to redefine that self-interest. People are social creatures -- and we work much better in tribes than in festering little family units. Leverage that, and you're on to a winner.

Years ago, geography forced those tribes on us. Now, we're connected by the net, by who we drink with, by whom we choose to see. There are people here who know the sex lives of posters they've never met intimately and yet don't even know name of the people living across the hall.

You want to make people make an effort for each other, for society? Redifine their concept of self so that it includes the people around them. I grew up in small towns and villages, and while they have manifold drawbacks, they're really good at community -- fall down drunk aged 15 in a small-town park and someone will know where you live. Do it in a city and someone will nick your shoes then piss on you.

Thatcher, may she die soon, did massive damage to whatever remained of those local societies in the UK -- hell, as soon as people bought their council houses they began walling off from one another and competing.

The shit thing about post-Thatcher Britain is the way it resembles the uglier side of US society: I'm all right Jack, and my chosen tribe is all right -- pull the ladder up.

stet (stet), Friday, 16 December 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Redefine their concept of self so that it includes the people around them

absolutely. but what's the carrot here? "you'll get carried home when you're pissed" ain't gonna wash with mr and mrs chump in their shit semi with the endowment mortgage and buggered pension.

must ... not ... look at ILE today ... too busy ...

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 16 December 2005 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Every child born in Britain should be implanted with a device that prevents them from becoming fertile until it is removed. In order to have it removed they should have to meet certain guidelines. ie - not be a drug user, ____insert other controversial rule here____.

There. Vote Rumpie.

Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:19 (eighteen years ago) link

You insert NuvaRing® into your vagina just once a month.

ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:20 (eighteen years ago) link

And have to pass stringent tests to have it removed.

Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link

People are social creatures -- and we work much better in tribes than in festering little family units.

link?

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 09:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Christ, there's nothing more tedious than the new non-argumentative way of arguing on the internet. Rather than think up something to counter someone, you just go "link?" as if net posts are all essays that need sourcing. rather than points for discussion.

Take any residential street. Imagine a con-man is going door-to-door fleecing homeowners. If they all know their neighbours, he'll get fewer than three doors down before someone's phoned ahead to warn everyone. But if they're all isolated little "I'm in my castle" types, our con-man is going to fleece the lot of them.

Modern society allows people to pretend they're not part of an interdependent tribe. They are. And happyslapping is another manifestation of the breakdown -- of our society working much more poorly broken n little units

stet (stet), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

n = in

stet (stet), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I blame Thatcher

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

see when the old trout finally carks it? can we do an ILX megaFAP, involving as many people drinking as many pints of foaming lager as possible, then go and piss on her grave?

seriously: they're going to have to put a fucking electric fence round the thing to stop me.

"but she's a human being," several people have mewled when i've said stuff like this before. to which i would counter: show me the fucking evidence.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

You want to examine her body?

Alba (Alba), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link


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