― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link
In comes a heater expert and says, "Son, I have a B.A. in the study of heat. The heater is definitely not hot. I can prove it to you." The child would probably say, "Mr Expert, I don't care how many B.A.'s you have. I know that heater is hot -- I touched it! I'm not in the realm of belief, I'm in the realm of experience. Goodbye."
If you have touched the heater bar of God's love and forgiveness, if the Holy Spirit has "born witness" that you are a child of God (Romans 8:16), if you have received the Gospel with "power, the Holy Ghost and much assurance" (1 Thessalonians 1:5), you will never be shaken by a skeptic.
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link
*snaps*
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
"God's Heater Bar"
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Aaron A., Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
thats why the dad was a psychiatrist.
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
OK DUDE yr gonna get me fired.
― a b.a. in the study of ass, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link
But of course, if a judge told people who committed major crimes that they could go because his son was currently serving his jail time for him, along with everyone else's, and as long as he signed a contract stating that he knew that his son was serving his time for him, he could go... Then we'd think that judge was highly crazy, right?
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link
Revise just for this because it is fucking hilarious:
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/kirk.jpg
Via
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"Hi I'm Caleb. Calen Holt's."
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Eh well you get the idea
"While on the internet, a pop up ad tempts him to click on a porn site." I really want to see Kirk Cameron's struggling with this moral dilemma. SHOULD I SHOULDN'T I GOD TELL ME WHAT TO DO??
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
i think a 2minute 45 second clip from that movie is definitely worth $9.99
― s1ocki, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
"May these lesbian orgies stop appearing on my computer screen - HEAR ME GOD!"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
"addiction is like a parasite that destroys lives and marriages"
it is not commonly known but the tapeworms and other intestinal parasites account for 10% of failed marriages in the US according to the CDC
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Porn addiction is like a tapeworm. A sexy tapeworm.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
"On the one hand I did just get saved, but on the other, access to all those extreme sites for only $12.95 a month . . . ?"
― Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
REMEMBER THE HEATER BAR
― David R., Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't recall God talking about Bangbug in the Bible. It's all good Kirk!
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link
er, Freudian slip there. Those damn sexy parasites.
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol
― s1ocki, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
megalol at "Bangbug", ew
― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 August 2008 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
woman in the doorway is like some crazy Kubrick Shining outtake shit
― calstars, Thursday, 8 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
Someone photoshop something in the part of the door that shows between his right leg and am.
― LaMonte, Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
Arm
Oh sht I forgot about that photo. So amazing.
― riding on a cloud (blank), Thursday, 8 March 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
Hi there Kirk and your publicist:
Do you think you could ever change your mind about gay marriage?Publicist: I don’t mean to interrupt. I think we’ve gone enough into it. The gay marriage, I just want to stay away from it. It’s just so polarizing.Cameron: He knows jujitsu. I didn’t think we’d even talk this much about it, but you’re really cool about the way you’re asking all these questions.
Publicist: I don’t mean to interrupt. I think we’ve gone enough into it. The gay marriage, I just want to stay away from it. It’s just so polarizing.
Cameron: He knows jujitsu. I didn’t think we’d even talk this much about it, but you’re really cool about the way you’re asking all these questions.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fu2PnjxaQEM#!
― polyphonic, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
A video wherein Kirk Cameron explains why Mormons are wrong, fwiw.
― polyphonic, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
OH JOY
http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/08/kirk-cameron-defends-todd-akin-132670.html?hp=t3_3
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
Protecting a member of your own tribe is far more important than being a decent person
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWQeObjkt4
― Pillbox, Sunday, 2 December 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "kirk cameron eating shit on an infinite loop".
??
― Z S, Sunday, 2 December 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
No results found for "kirk cameron's testicles stretched in opposite directions to maximum tension then snapped together + slow motion clip".
― Z S, Sunday, 2 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
godamnit I feel like Kirk Cameron hasn't done anything interesting in a decade. When was that banana video even made?! He needs to step up his game if he still wants to minister to today's youth.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 December 2012 05:53 (eleven years ago) link
Ha:
God allows Facebook to block the trailer for Kirk Cameron's new movie
http://www.avclub.com/articles/god-allows-facebook-to-block-the-trailer-for-kirk,100504/
Cameron’s latest spiritual road trip poses the question, “Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?” (a question that’s plagued theologians and philosophers for centuries, their only answer being, “Dunno. Maybe ask the guy from Growing Pains?”). And ironically, God allowed bad things to happen to Kirk Cameron by letting YouTube and Facebook block the trailer on the grounds that, as Cameron claims, it was “abusive,” “unsafe,” and “spammy.” But rather than ponder this as the inscrutable will of his creator, Cameron did as Jesus on the cross, first asking why he’d been forsaken, then calling on his disciples to complain about their persecution for a really long time until they finally got their way. And thanks to their efforts, the trailer is now available below, so all can see for themselves Cameron’s journey into the heart of faith and, at one point, what looks like a Tool video.
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.liberty.edu/kirkcameron/
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, December 3, 2012 5:53 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
damn dude you need to see Fireproof
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.previously.tv/m/2013-05-31-kirk-subway.jpg
― slam dunk, Tuesday, 17 September 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
haha
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/kirk-cameron-unstoppable-trailer-lost-now-found-204749692.html
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 September 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link
Everything about that photo – from the famous actor to the expressions on both women's faces to the sandwiches to the "PRIVATE" sign on the door to the round thermostat that still uses a needle probably to classic 1994 Americana furniture to the piles of shit behind the woman on the left to the blue hallway carpet to the goddamm PEEPHOLE in the door across the way – simply delights me to no end.
― pplains, Saturday, 28 September 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link
And what a fucked up place to put a thermostat – in the corner? It's not a door stop, right?
― pplains, Saturday, 28 September 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link
from that yahoo link:
Facebook, in a statement released Monday, was eager to clarify that they never made a value judgment about "Unstoppable," and the whole situation was the result of a minor glitch in their system."To protect the hundreds of millions of people who connect and share on Facebook every day, we have automated systems that work in the background to maintain a trusted environment and protect our users from bad actors who often use links to spread spam and malware," the statement read in part.
also, "Kirk Cameron's Unstoppable Trailer" would be a worthwhile "Speed"-style moviemaking endeavour. "He was a happily married christian who suddenly became... unhitched".
― uriah heepster runoff (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Saturday, 28 September 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link
protect our users from bad actors
apparently not!
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 September 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wcX8v5w.jpg
― los blue jeans, Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link
That is vaguely terrifying.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link
The twerp on the far right? Yes.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
kikkkjkoouhpu410 340. 7257
― dsb, Sunday, 29 September 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
That's Kirk Cameron second from the left? He sure is tall!
― pplains, Sunday, 29 September 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3566323/Kirk-Cameron-urges-wives-submissive-follow-husband-s-lead-former-actor-continues-nationwide-Love-Worth-Fighting-marriage-tour.html
Former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron, 45, is currently on a nationwide marriage tour giving advice to couples
He said in a recent interview that the role of the wife in a relationship is to be submissive to her husband
'Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband's lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,' said Cameron
He also urged men not to fight with their wives because it makes it difficult for their children to ever have healthy relationships
'When couples start arguing and fighting in front of the kids, dad cuts mom and mom cuts dad and the kids bleed,' said Cameron
Cameron, an Evangelical Christian, has been married for 24 years and has six children with wife Chelsea Noble
― nomar, Monday, 2 May 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link