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you can just get a bengal, at least they are half domesticated

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also, fat furry paws always conceal huge claws evolved for rending flesh from bone

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You just don't want me to be happy.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

you can just get a bengal, at least they are half domesticated

some more than others

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2005-11/20356483.jpg

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

christ, she's on to us.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ppl who go up to the shared printer and take the entire stack of shit and just disappear: wtf is up with you?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pizza and a beer then a cigarette and i want to eat that pizza and drink that beer and smoke that cigarette outdoors in 78 degree weather.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

and i want the real kids playing in the background.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"fat furry paws conceal huge claws" is generally agreed to be the high point of cypress hill's unreleased repertoire

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin, your dream is admirable.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

all i got is that dream.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

desire will destroy you

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my dream is that someday i will be able to walk to work

:(

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it's halfway there kenan.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd punch a baby ~~for a cigarette~~ right now.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, April 13, 2007 9:17 AM (1 hour ago)

holy shit i just failed so fucking hard on that exam

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

all i want to do is drive to a petting zoo and start throwing lambs into a wood chipper

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

like, may have to put off med school for another year kind of failing

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

do u ahve a TA you can bone or suck off?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

no :(

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL DON'T BACK DOWN ON THE OCELOT, THEY ARE AWESOMES

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

awww river wolf

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

how to titillate an ocelot
oscillate its tits a lot

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wiki tells me that salvador dali had a pet ocelot. So that's kinda cool.

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i just wrote a very long and involved email and i'm finally crashing after 30 hours but it still came as a surprise to me when i realized i hit "ignore" instead of "change" everytime i spelled something wrong.

need coffee.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

what you need is sleep

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i srsly don't know what to do about this

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

true, kenan, but coffee is more acceptable in the workplace.

river wolf... i don't know what to tell you that you probably haven't already told yourself a thousand times. i'm sure you have the collective karma of dc, chgo, and nyc behind you though. good luck.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xposts Yes Tom, say that one when you are drunk! It is big fave of N3lli3's dad so I learned it at an early age. If you can do it 10 times in succession I will buy you premium bouze...

― suzy, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

River wolf it ain't all orgo grades, you know. Your work/life experience will look awesome on apps. Have you taken MCAT yet?

I loved orgo, but there was plenty of shit (HELLO DERE LINEAR METHODS I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU FUCKING EIGENVALUES) that I just had to suck it up and limp through.

― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, orgo grades are not the only thing that admissions people look at.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

oh it's not that it sucks and is hard -- it's that there's a very real possibility that the class can't be salvaged. like, getting a C would be fine right now, and i'm not sure that's a possibility. for a student like me, who has quit his "career" to go back to school (and into debt), tanking a class like this means i might have to take it again. which means another entire year of waiting to apply to med school, which is basically the least appealing thing in the world.

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Have you talked to the prof at all?

― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm so sorry, man. :( how many more tests are there?

― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no, the test only finished an hour ago, and he's in class.

plus, he's totally unsympathetic to struggling students (dude's a genius, etc. fun story: girl asked for recommendation for med school once, guy handed her a sheet of paper with the words: "Good student." When she gently suggested that maybe he could write more, he took a pen and wrote "Has a nice ass." She flipped out, brought him up for review, but nothing ever really happened cuz the dude's a smarty-pants and just nabbed a 1.5million dollar grant for the university)

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

entertaining lecturer, though.

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

wow I hate your orgo professor. thanks for hogging all the tenured positions, dudes like this!

― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

so are you sure you tanked it? you haven't gotten it back yet, obv.

― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Did you get the grade back already? One of the worst classroom experiences of my life where I knew I was going to end up with an E (thx Harvard) actually ended up as a B-.

SNAP there's that question answered...

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

an "E"? what is up with Harvard?

― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

pretty sure. i mean, one of the questions i couldn't answer (1/5 of the test), and another was on the effin HW and i just drew a blank. i'll get partial credit, probably, but i'm still guaranteed to do no better than, say, a 66%.

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

which would be fine, if it was getting curved, but everyone else did well, i think.

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hey actual DC people - artomatic opens today.. it's all the way out in crystal city! (where is that rotating hotel bar?)

― daria-g, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to hold out hope that it's curved. these bitches who be not knowing what Lolita is have to suck at orgo, right?

― horseshoe, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want an artomatic. I want to revive the Automat.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Where did those Cosi dorks get all their venture money?

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That sucks river wolf ... but hang in there - sometimes partial credit is more helpful than you think it will be. (I actually had to look at my name on a recent physiology lab quiz THREE TIMES because I could not match up the score with how I thought I had completley failed it.)

Also - if necessary, could you re-take orgo this summer - with a different prof?

― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

when I sat for my editorial cert. exam I was wigged out by all these people leaving waaaaaay before time was called, and here I was with twenty questions still unanswered when they called the two minute warning. I was sure they all just totally aced and I was the dummy. But it turns out I passed and 63% of my fellow test-takers failed. Apparently a bunch of those ppl I thought were so ace because the finished early actually left because the test was fucking hard and they gave up!

― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

so yeah moral of story: ppl probably not do as well as you suspect.

― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

we'll see. thanks for the kind words, all the same. and yeah, i can take it this summer if needs be (though it will be super accelerated, and will mean i have to put off my application for a few months).

insult to injury: bike had a flat when i came out after the test, and i forgot my flat kit at home ;______;

ANYWAY. back to yr regularly scheduled image macros

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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