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Oh bag it, everyone. Get to the good stuff:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/princess-in-another-castle-sorry.jpg

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I want an ocelot.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.yptenc.org.uk/docs/factsheets/animal_facts/animal_facts_images/ocelot-baby.jpg

I HAS TWO (2) IS

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, that looks like the kind of thing i would attempt to cuddle only to have it slash my face to ribbons with razor-like claws.

go to hell ocelot.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd punch a baby for a cigarette right now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bocashouseboats.com/bocashouseboats/images/margay.jpg

They're like super-intelligent space cats from the future. I pretty sure he's telepathing "I has a bench" at me.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, that thing is totally getting ready to pounce! look at the front legs!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel, for your sake, I hope you'll consider de-clawing.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The problem is that the front paws are so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth and I can't see anything else. So yeah, I guess de-clawing is in order. Or maybe those little plastic nail caps in candy-apple red.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that thing could still take me even if it was de-clawed.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, this is crazy, that animal will kill you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just assuming a preference for having throats ripped out over being clawed to death. I might have been mistaken.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost especially if you try to paint its nails

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth
so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth
so fat and furry that I just want to put them in my mouth

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously, that thing would bat me on either side of the head a couple of times until i fell down then it would take me by the nape of my neck and shake me to death, assuming it's jaws didn't break my neck outright.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

still got nuts on the brain, eh kenan?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I won't own him, we will live in telepathic space harmony! And someday I'll go through the wormhole to visit margay-world where their wisest leaders will have giant furry fluffy paws.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, it looks like it wants to steal my wallet.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

This is what happens when I get enough sleep for two days in a row. Fear my brane etc.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pizza.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel: there is an alternative, the asian leopard cat

http://www.exoticcatz.com/photoalbum/albums/userpics/10001/normal_IMGP1610_1.jpg

supposedly they make pretty good pets, though they are still a little more wild than a common house cat

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

you can just get a bengal, at least they are half domesticated

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also, fat furry paws always conceal huge claws evolved for rending flesh from bone

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You just don't want me to be happy.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

you can just get a bengal, at least they are half domesticated

some more than others

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2005-11/20356483.jpg

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

christ, she's on to us.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok ppl who go up to the shared printer and take the entire stack of shit and just disappear: wtf is up with you?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i want pizza and a beer then a cigarette and i want to eat that pizza and drink that beer and smoke that cigarette outdoors in 78 degree weather.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

and i want the real kids playing in the background.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

"fat furry paws conceal huge claws" is generally agreed to be the high point of cypress hill's unreleased repertoire

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin, your dream is admirable.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

all i got is that dream.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

desire will destroy you

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

my dream is that someday i will be able to walk to work

:(

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it's halfway there kenan.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd punch a baby ~~for a cigarette~~ right now.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, April 13, 2007 9:17 AM (1 hour ago)

holy shit i just failed so fucking hard on that exam

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

all i want to do is drive to a petting zoo and start throwing lambs into a wood chipper

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

like, may have to put off med school for another year kind of failing

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

do u ahve a TA you can bone or suck off?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

no :(

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL DON'T BACK DOWN ON THE OCELOT, THEY ARE AWESOMES

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

awww river wolf

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

how to titillate an ocelot
oscillate its tits a lot

― TOMBOT, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wiki tells me that salvador dali had a pet ocelot. So that's kinda cool.

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i just wrote a very long and involved email and i'm finally crashing after 30 hours but it still came as a surprise to me when i realized i hit "ignore" instead of "change" everytime i spelled something wrong.

need coffee.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

what you need is sleep

― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i srsly don't know what to do about this

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

true, kenan, but coffee is more acceptable in the workplace.

river wolf... i don't know what to tell you that you probably haven't already told yourself a thousand times. i'm sure you have the collective karma of dc, chgo, and nyc behind you though. good luck.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xposts Yes Tom, say that one when you are drunk! It is big fave of N3lli3's dad so I learned it at an early age. If you can do it 10 times in succession I will buy you premium bouze...

― suzy, Friday, 13 April 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

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