what is the moral of the story
― country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i do not wipe myself on the toilet seat
― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh shit that's a OR.
Can I retract my vote?
hahahaha
― country matters, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
my roommate does this routinely in my other roommate's bathroom
two weekends ago he confronted him in front of me and our fourth roommate and it was one of the more uncomfortable situations i've been involved in in a while
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link
At the restaurant I work there was a mystery going on in the employee restroom. Someone was wiping their ass and throwing the soiled wad in the trash. After some investigation we discovered it was our dishwasher who is I guess from a place with bad plumbing because he didn't know you could flush your wad down with your crap. Or afterwards if you do a courtesy flush. The conversation got more confusing here, our translator isn't that fluent a Spanish speaker.
― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
FWIW he not only flushes his wads now he even lights a match afterwards. And definitely doesn't shit on the goddamn seat. A model shitter.
― venom boners are totally canon (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
I've never seen this in my life.
― La Push It (Susan), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i flush the wads and light a scented candle~
― passion bucket (omar little), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
why did i click on this? I saw the title!
― Manchego Bay (G00blar), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 21:55 (Yesterday) Permalink
I like how you can read this post as cheerfully answering itself.
― monkey bonkers (╓abies), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Take nothing but pictures; leave nothing but footprints.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 01:46 (fifteen years ago) link
The words "ass" and "lipstick" made me think of cats and counters.
― not a Georgia peach but a Maryland crab (j.lu), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
In China, toilet paper needs go in the trash, not the toilet.
― I'm Ted Bell (libcrypt), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 04:06 (fifteen years ago) link
(Does your place not only hire slovenly people of odd hygiene but fail to provide those paper seat protectors, too?)
?!???!!
― did the buskers have shooz (sic), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
when not on my own private seat i create my own private toilet seat using layers of toilet paper.
i have yet to encounter smeared shit on any toilet seats i have seen. that's quite extraordinary aim and you'd have to shoot your poo sideways, and against gravity
― o_O (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I ladies rooms there are sometimes smears of blood. Now that's a real treat.
― Lady Gorgorrand (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
why did i open this
― BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
(xxpost) I used to hover above the seat to avoid contact. Now my knees are shot I save solids for when I'm at home.
― snoball, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
In most of Greece we had to put TP in the trash, too. We were told that plumbing is non-standard (or just plain doesn't meet standards) and would be clogged by any normal amounts of toilet paper. Western-style hotels were fine, but some of those highway-side restaurants and gas stations were really...amazing.
― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
At one of them, the back yard of the gas station was all cracked dirt with 6 inch-deep canyons running through it. When we flushed the toilet, we saw why: the contents of the bowl flushed directly into the back yard, running through the system of cracks like a mini-flash flood. There were about 25 of us waiting to use the bathroom. We used it anyway.
― One Community Service Mummy, hold the Straightedge Merman (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:32 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) Some areas of Turkey and France are the same. And actually also solve the problem of, er, stuff on the seat, by having no seat. Or bowl.
― snoball, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
this was a problem at a place i used to work. it was a small office and there were only about 10-12 guys there (problem was only in the men's room, of course), so we were all like, WTF? WHO IS LEAVING SHIT STAINS ON THE SEATS? nobody ever fessed up, but after someone left a strongly worded note taped to the bathroom door, they stopped. people can be shamed into cleaning up their own shit.
― tipsy mothra, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought this thread would be rehashing old ground:
Interracial r*l*ti*nsh*ps
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Interracial a*sl*pst*ck?
― o_O (ken c), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 7 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 8 December 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahahah. <3 this thread.
― I SYMPATHIZE HAMSTER (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Typical Chinese terlet:
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/874/imageuploadimagema9.jpg
― SATAN CLAUS (libcrypt), Monday, 8 December 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link