letting your mate bum you so he can lose his virginity before the age of 30. LAD
Had to give into my long-term urges today (tryingsomethingnewLAD) ... so i decided to plunge to fingers into my anus, as the pleasure became too much i decided to sit dowm, but unfortunately i did it too quick (overeagerLAD) ... causing me to break my two fingers ... and now to top it all off my keyboard is covered in some brown substance ... SHOULD HAVEWASHED HIS HANDS LAD
I got my new fake ID today. Though it says I'm only 17. I'm 34. Under 18 discos; here I come, SneakyLAD
After returning home to the parents house over xmas smashed after a bangless night out I was casually having a wank in bed... as you do. I heard a smash downstairs, couldnt do anything about it with a stonk on... woke up the next morning, walked downstairs to my mum crying.... turned out we got burgled and they'd taken everything whilst i was upstairs having a wank. PrioritiesLAD
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link
something rly unnerving about the random interjections of 'LAD'
like an adult daycare for ex-military tourettes sufferers in bedfordshire
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
do they five themselves their own sing-off or does a mod do that? cluelessLAD
― jed_, Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
*give* pissedLAD
proper fit 9/10 girl passed out on couch at student house party, slapped her a couple of times but failed to wake her, figured i'd give her one as she was out for the count... 2 months later she's pregnant and her fella thinks he's the dad and doesn't understand why using condoms didn't work! opportunisticLAD
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
please let that be a parody
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago) link
no, but it's probably bullshit.
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link
A mate of mine who works in sports science gave me a load of exploding candy the other day, Bring on halloween LAD.
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
was it whey protein popping candy?
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
do u reckon these are proper SSB's or not ~intense~ enough?
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD
During my short-lived DiS posting stint a few months ago there was a thread on this. Maybe like 1 or 2 of them were funny, the rest made me want everyone who's ever been in a Carling commercial or the audience for a James Corden show doused in sewage
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
and before you were so chill with those ppl ;_;
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I am chill with everyone, those ppl maybe deserved nothing more than permanent halitosis before truelad.com came along
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Out with the boys for a big night seeing as everyone is back from uni. Making some shapes on the dance floor and a Justin Bieber song comes on. This causes me and the LADs to stop dancing and standing still for the entire song shouting shitLAD to the guys still dancing. Next song is Sex on Fire-Kings of Leon and we all go mad. NotDancingToShitMusicLAD
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.flashbackuniverse.com/blogImages/PDCCovers/GoldenLad01.jpg
googleimagesearchLAD
― am0n, Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Two of my mates are avid Charlton supporters (shitLADS) - but credit where credit\'s due for a few weeks ago... one of them was smashing some bird at his mates while there was a party on. The other lad waits until they are well underway and storms in, scarf in hand, and gets into bed with them singing Charlton songs. Instead of telling him to fuck off the lad on top of the girl along highfives his mate and starts singing along while he\'s still seeing to this girl who isn\'t best pleased. \"VALLEY FLOYD ROAD\" LADS
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, January 8, 2011 1:43 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
hahahaha. my mates brother is a bit of an ssb and had to be taken to the a&e after taking too much ephedrine and training like crazy trying to get "cut".
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah alternative punishment: being made to listen to Bieberslow repeatedly until they crack and embrace the cosmos
wtf nakhchivan
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
you made that up. denialLAD
He led Islamic opposition to the Franks and other European Crusaders in the Levant. At the height of his power, he ruled over Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Hejaz, and Yemen. He led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin. SaLADin.
ha this is someone from 'libya' and it has the most negative rating i've seen
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah basically the best ones tend to have massive negative ratings
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Whilst doing our usual drunken dancing on the dance floor I see my drunkandhornyLAD chatting up some 2/10 with dirty dreadlocks and try to get him away. Having no success I arrange the rest of the LADS behind me and we start to air Lasso him from her. A group of randomLADS on the dance floor pick up what we are doing and join in. DrunkandhornyLAD turns round and walks out the bar in a outrage whilst we cheer. Thanked-me-in-the-morning-LAD
― am0n, Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://truelad.com/donlad.php?starting=26650
lowest rated posts
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
have spent 12 hours on ephedrine browsing this site continuously and can confirm that's actually the only vaguely funny/meta/interesting comment out of all 25k xxp
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
personally I think WS should start to consistently employ a numerical rating system, maybe WDYLL too, would liven things up no end
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link
oh nakh :( we're here 4u
Right then. A little while back some of the lads and I were on the lash at our local spoons. Needless to say the pints were flowing and a few hours in one of the lads gets a little over zealous and decides to unzip his lower torso covers and produce his member. Before anyone can take in the enormity of what's going on he legs it over to this harmless looking Chinese couple enjoying a quiet meal. Our mate bellows out 'how do you like my noodle?' and starts to wave it in the mans face. Cue the little man catching the lads cock in his hand like a fly and pulling directly downward. The woman then throws a plate of potato skins at our mates head breaking the plate in the process. We're all kicked out and our mate is arrested and locked up in a cell overnight. He's then tried to give a sleeping cell mate a handjob overnight in the lock up. A LAD bit too far.
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
At first I wasn't happy about David Cameron being our new overlord, but it turns out he's actually a LAD, flying the england flag at number 10 what a legend. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm Prime Minister LAD
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
unutterable squalor
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
there's lots of scatological/generally gross ones that i think are kinda meta:
As a typical LAD i like a cheeky dick sick before i go to bed. But after ive finished i cant be arsed to get up and wash off the remains from the top of my hand. Disgusting i know... Whats even worse when i wake up in the morning i instinctively rub my eyes! Was wondering why there were itchy recently... Might have to invest in some wet wipes! Disgusting,lazy and irritated eyeballs LAD
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
put my balls in a vice in the school tech dept today, just for the sexual thrill. some shitLAD sneaks up and takes a glue gun to my pecker while my bollocks are still in the vice. scarredLAD
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
unzip his lower torso covers
what, his cummerbund?
wish i didn't inexplicably find this such compelling reading, it's not even bringing the lols to complement the revulsion i'm feeling.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
We will briefly discuss robust M- estimators in regression. sum(j=1,...,N) = rho ( y - sum(xtheta) ) is minimum over theta where rho(u) is some convex function. We can take, for instance: rho(u) = |u|^p If p = 2 then M-estimators are LSE. If p = 1 then M-estimators are LAD (least absolute deviation estimators)
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Just nearly got in a scrap because i told a bloke(ShitLad) that he was a fucking disgrace for burning St Georges flag due to england losing. I then proceeded to be subjected to gladd bottles being thrown at me from his balcony whilst i called him a cunt. My grandad fought and bled to preserve the right for that flag to stand proud and defiant. EnglishPrideLad
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Couple of months back my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt). She rinsed him and set fire to his clothes after he got smashed and told her she's got nothing on her sister (LAD). After that she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. 4 weeks down the line I'm out on the smash fucked off my face in the Union when she comes up to me. Clearly wants my helmet, trying to fuck over my mate some more. Went back to hers (house of 6 girls) and smashed the granny out of her. She takes my phone and films it, dirty bitch. Later on I wake up at 5am and sneak out of her room. Go down to the kichen, grab a frying pan and take a massive beer-shit in the pan. Stuck it on the hob, turned it on and left. Before leaving, wrote 'Don't fuck with my mate' on the fridge in magnets. Girls didn't wake up for hours, not getting that smell out in a hurry. Revenge is stinky. LAD
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link
basically sites like this reaffirm my belief that there's an indefinable something in favor of the class system
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
well, you could say that this kinda nonsense panders to the notion of a class system, one with shifted parameters
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I saw this thread and was like, "Hmm what is truelad"...I think I made it 4 posts into the site. Oh curiosity...
O_o
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
quite frankly I am a-ok with a class system as long as I'm in the top class
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^lad
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
when will fax technology handle punches, is what I would like to know
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
someone shd hazx0r that side, do find&replace "lad" -> "shithead"
― Pashmina, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
just a simple 'lady' hack would be nice, imo. But 'shithead' works for me
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:27 (6 minutes ago)
since most of TL's contributors seem to be amoral congenital retards, i'm not sure how those people wouldn't form a sort of lumpen class in any society which employs a division of labour, however egalitarian
this sort of shit does owe something to the sort of lusty compensations the english class system afforded the lower orders, who could at least feel somewhat 'free' compared to the rigid pieties of the middle class and higher, tho it's a bit of a fiction because in the right circumstances the upper class / umc can partake in much the same sort of bawdy chicanery
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lad examples cited here lead me to believe that an Australian 'bloke' site can't be far off, or surely already exists.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Currently pulling an all-nighter in the cambridge university chemical engineering faculty. beer in hand, tits on google image search. LAD
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
thought the whole phenomena of "laddism" was middle class guys apeing the perceived behaviour of working class ppl anyway. i always imagine the typical lad to be a white collar office worker who likes to go on "the rampage" at the weekend.
― carles II of spain (max arrrrrgh), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
ha this is my personal failing, because I can't imagine any class system that contains me and these people where I wouldn't be able to outmaneuver/outperform these bozos with my eyes closed
basically my fallacy is that I tend to boil every social system down to a meritocracy, which never actually happens
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
hmmmn well if it was feudalism and you were a serf and this
after a messy night out in tunbridge wells, i managed to find myself on the bonnet of my best mate's car leisurely strolling at 15 mph. i shouted 'no hand's at which point my mate decided to break, resulting in me get thrown of the car and what seemed like minor injuries at first, resulted in a broken ankle, a perferated eardrum and a fractured skull and a loss of taste and smell. LAD.
was your lord, you'd still be kind of fucked, unless you could hatch a cunning plan
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www4.theladbible.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_photo/public/4NCrqhz.jpg
CockroachLAD
― ... Jenks ... Neu! military£ ... snkkt! pickles Özil JTUPFRONT njhtdgs (imago), Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PyEZz1-iqf0/T56zliKp6RI/AAAAAAAABHM/yFtoxgxm8v4/s1600/8.25goldstar.jpg
― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 15 September 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link
'legend' the new film abt the kray twins starring tom hardy as both kray twins looks like a potentially significant event for the true lad cohort
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
that was in my trending feed
also unilad came up on my facebook "suggested groups" earlier :-(
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
thats what u deserve for submitting to tertiary education, inshallah
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:54 (ten years ago) link
:-(
shoulda listened to me mum, don't stay in school she always used to tell me
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:57 (ten years ago) link
(but technically it's *access to TE at this stage, I still have an out)
― TMI@JFC.U_U (wins), Friday, 13 June 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html
― 龜, Thursday, 19 June 2014 01:31 (nine years ago) link
Unilad seems to be slightly different, misogynist-targeted clickbait articles/men's magazines shite, was a little disappointed it doesn't look like a daily dose of bantz
― Kevin from Blechgium (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 June 2014 07:37 (nine years ago) link
we could a been yr daily dose o bants but not no more
― houllier than thou (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 June 2014 07:38 (nine years ago) link
i too was disappointed that unilad had moved away from the pure bantz, i was all ready to be outraged when i saw it pop up in my fb recs but it was just dull shit.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 19 June 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link
http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/profile-enda-mclaughlin-1.1844731?page=1
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn2.independent.ie/incoming/article30382234.ece/0022e/ALTERNATES/h342/germ-app.jpg
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 21:45 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TScyT4NpRJ4
thought this could be him, 'representing letterkenny' no less, though sadly it was filmed while the late great enda was incarcerated
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/epljCqG.jpg
― نكبة (nakhchivan), Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
towards a progressive banter
http://uniladmag.com/articles/derren-brown-deals-with-homophobic-abuse-like-a-boss/
― tone pulising (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/au1sYkH.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 7 June 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link
enjoy that whole 'today's teens make out they're wild but are actually lame' thing. feels sort of Edwardian or something, like they might also enjoy trundling a hoop
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Monday, 8 June 2015 07:15 (nine years ago) link
classic
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 8 June 2015 09:23 (nine years ago) link
The Damascene conversion hasn’t done Harrington or Unilad any harm. Though its most obvious competitor, TheLadBible (which was also based on a brand set up by Partridge) has a headstart, particularly on other platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat, Unilad’s 11.5m Facebook likes put it just ahead of TheLadBible’s 11.1m in its core territory. It claims to have moved beyond the original Unilad’s rump of university-aged males to reach a diverse audience of 16- to 30-year-olds, and Harrington claims women are more likely to share and like Unilad posts than men.
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Sunday, 31 January 2016 22:04 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/756079613449601024
― 龜, Sunday, 24 July 2016 23:17 (seven years ago) link