Boob etiquette (a question for the ladies).

What I have learned from this thread is that real men want to talk about boobies, sensitive men want it to be OK to talk about boobies, and both groups don't want to listen to women who don't want them to talk about their boobies. (generally speaking)

Men are aroused by the size of a woman's breasts the same way women are aroused by the size of a man's penis.

Um, not quite the same way, or am I totally off base on this?

xpost oh I thought we were talking about squirty squirty, not vadge issues. My mistake!!!

No, no, my brain is a mess of associations in the morning and little rational fact-checking -- that book cover just reminded me of the poster & propaganda styles from etc and etc. Please, don't let me interrupt.

http://javasbachelorpad.com/cad1.jpg

Available here.

Dan you are as a god to me

(xpost: Ned, I didn't realize red-blooded males liked transsexuals! I feel confused.)

(xxpost: It's all in the name, dude.)

Also, as a viral bit of marketing, since the new DVD set is out, i think.

all proper soviets like sweater vests(w/ ties).

It's a weird world. But remember the story I posted elsewhere about the trannie and the mook.

WAHT

The Mary Kay woman who did my make-up at Honfest (bright blue eye shadow and pink lipstick) said that she could teach me their natural look at a later date. She said the point of it is that you do look better, but no one can tell why or what you did. I can't attest to this however, as I usually do just have the naturally natural look. Though I did see a schoolgirl on a Japanese train spend half an hour curling her eyelashes and applying make-up that had no discernable effect, though she did no look great, so perhaps I will defer in this, as in all matters, to the Japanese teenager.

I think my mind is intentionally saving me from this awful recollection.

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA

bahuuuuz seh wahhh keeah muh sluhk... uhnn... kebbuh.
rayuh camfuh uhhhhhh BLEAAAAAAAAHGHGHAH!
brains

You know girls, it's great to live in a democracy today, where freedom is everywhere. But girls, we often take this freedom for granted: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and freedom of action. But you know gals, just because a bunch of men signed that Declaration Of Independence in 1776, doesn't mean that freedom was for men alone. Oh no, you take Tom Jefferson, Ben Franklin, John Hancock - he's a helluva guy for you right there! All these men had wives. They probably had a few broads on the side too. These women wanted freedom just as much as their men did. But gals, I wonder, do we? I think it's time that we women thought about it a bit. Hell, I think it's time we did something about it. So come on, fellow females of the 20th century! Be glad that you're an American! Proclaim your freedom! Stand at attention! Pledge Allegiance! And...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHeiTjynXg