its impossible to hold in a fart doing some of those stretches....she was all "dont forget to breathe" as im clenching my ass cheeks as hard as possible, then i just said fuck it to myself and ripped one.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link
chris you own this thread
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Today at physical therapy i had a pretty good looking student therapist showing me some stretches. She used this giant band and tied it to my ankle as im on all fours and she says "i just met you and im already tying you up, pretty kinky huh?" I guess that sort of qualifies as inappropriate, but i kind of liked it. I also didn't say anything and grunted. She probably thought i orgasmed.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 08:20 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark
Nocturnal emissions c/d
― Bentley Rhythm Trayce (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
and since i have lower back issues when they massage me they take my pants down a bit, its all very weird. i should check to make sure im actually in a hospital some time.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link
or alternatively just roll over when they are taking my pants down.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
After the fart you shoulda said, "Oh, my spine always makes that noise" a la the Cindy Sanders chair in Freaks & Geeks.
― Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
omg that scene was lololol
― VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
haha. might work since its a back issue.
― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
"oh, and my spine also...um...emits an...odor..."
― Son of Sisyphus of Reaganing (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm only awkward when I'm online. I say more than I really should.
― Rotating & Blunders (MintIce), Friday, 7 January 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link