Lies the Disney Channel Has Taught My Children

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nah i have no problem with people participating.

17. Attractive and socially popular 16 year-olds consider kissing somebody on the cheek in a public space "3rd base".

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link

18. An obnoxious sociopathic pre-teen is the ideal manager for your small business.

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

19. People who don't have English accents are not to be trusted.

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

20. While personal attributes may apply to a number of people, they may especially apply to Raven.

I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

21. The people worth knowing are either attractive or funny, but never both, and the funny ones don't really matter after all.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

22. Do unto others as you would have thBLAM!

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

23. America is a post-racial melting pot but Indians are consistently fucking hilarious

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:15 (eleven years ago) link

24. Dear Bella Thorne and Zendaya, if fashion is your kryptonite, does that mean it weakens you and can be fatal if you get too close to it?

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

25. http://www.theculturemom.com/the-sassiness-of-kids-tv/

no joke i am broadly sympathetic to what this woman says

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:22 (eleven years ago) link

actually i meant to post this one

http://childdevelopmentinfo.com/children-media-safety/sassy-kids-watching-sassy-tv.shtml

hey i'm part of a movement

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 September 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

26. I kinda miss the Disney Channel and most of it is Dostoevsky compared to that reality show about the Canadian dance school.

brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 December 2016 11:58 (seven years ago) link


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