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Cigarettes are great. If they didn't make my body feel like shit, I'd spend every day smoking in a plastic bubble suit, happily secure from the clumsy masses in my world of smoke.

I poop too much.

― Labia, Tuesday, November 18, 2003 11:17 AM (7 years ago)

* MotherWhimsey

So I had to poop this afternoon and sat down and when I started to push I felt a lot of pressure in my labia and vagina. So I touched and they were totally swollen and hard. Is that normal? Is that okay or does it mean anything. It just kind of freaked me out cause it made it feel a lot like labor pushing to poop (minus the contractions and all that). But it resolved right after I was finished. Thanks, and sorry for the waaaaaaay TMI.

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i fucking hate that people smoke

cities should buy out of business storefronts and turn them into smoking lounges and ban smoking outdoors imo, shit is poisoning the air

smoking cigarettes may be the least sensible thing that you can do as a human being

one thing people always forget to mention about spring is that it means that smoke is fucking EVERYWHERE

i just spent 30 mins walking downtown and i feel like i switched lungs with don draper

otm

jordan ur really getting upset

people who smoke should have to pay the rest of us money every time anyone around them has to deal with it

whoa

you guys seem tense

here, have a cigarette: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Mini_E-Cigarette_%28ecis%29.jpg

i imagine jordan being the type who feigns a "cough cough" whenever a smoker passes by

as i blow it into his face

j0rdan, do you drive?

that's an electronic cigarette!

my solution also goes for people who drive

no i don't drive

i'm surprised tbh seems like u wd one of those people who carries a lighter for your friends that smoke

kinda blew my mind when i was in nashville last wk that they still allow smoking in bars

god i love nashville smokers

I reeeeeeeally do not understand electronic cigarettes

i still smoke but i also hate myself

I have smoked around sarge at least a dozen times and never got a stank look

I carry a lighter to try and light smokers shirts on fire when their back is turned

i don't hate people that smoke, i'll smoke a cig when i'm drinking with alfred

it's more the cumulative effect of someone standing outside of every door in every building in a downtown that makes me fucking crazy

really? I thought you used it to set SUVs on fire by lighting their fumes.

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there are lots of useful things to do w/ lighters really, just not smoking

ugh i got a electronic cig and tbh the taste is fine but they are SO HEAVY, there is like no way to look graceful

i imagine jordan being the type who feigns a "cough cough" whenever a smoker passes by

not everybody is feigning

basically my thought is that if I was still smoking, I wouldn't need for my cigarettes to have a USB port

then again, my favorite brand when I smoked was Lucky Strike so me being suspicious of high tech smoking technology is pretty in-character

the other night we ran out of papers for our tobacco and we were like all upset

and then i was like WAIT! we can put it in a PIPE!

it was truly something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqDhiPxqVQY

So I was doing sort of good at giving up but then I went to visit my parents and my stubborn as a mule mom still smokes at 73 so I wound up bumming some off her. Ooops. I'm not stressing it though. I'm pretty OK with having gone from a pack a day smoker to a couple cigs a week (if that) smoker.

i was just gonna say i have never witnessed j0rdan so livid as on this thread and then

i don't hate people that smoke, i'll smoke a cig when i'm drinking with alfred

...YOU smoke as well? even casually?

It is unfathomable to think that until not too long ago nobody minded smoking indoors – as in your office or home. I'm not a heavy smoker but when I started about thirteen years ago part of the attraction was taking a few minutes away from your chores.

i largely agree with you anyway. aside from anything else it's ridiculously expensive, the first time i bought fags (for a friend) my jaw dropped at the price in the newsagent's.

it's like the one thing i don't do so it's where i get to have and enjoy my moral high ground

that was an xp agreeing w/j0rdan's rant

the smoking ban is the best thing to have happened to england in the past decade

just not getting people who can't give concession to a smoker standing outside the front doorway. you have contact with them for, what, .023 seconds? this is a huge improvement over having them immediately outside to wherever you work

not even a huge smoker myself - 1 pack every 2 weeks, mostly for socializing - but the pompousness of non-smokers is the fucking worst

i don't smoke... i've maybe smoked like... five cigarettes in the past year or something

and idk i think there's something especially shitty about smoking on the sidewalk where hundreds of people have no choice but to pass you by

yeah i don't really get the moral highground thing. this wknd i was talking to my sister in law who has never smoked a cigarette in her life, and even she was like "banning them in parks is so stupid"

it was really refreshing to hear

lol so wait where are people supposed to smoke?

you have contact with them for, what, .023 seconds? this is a huge improvement over having them immediately outside to wherever you work

this is fair enough but there's really an undeniable cumulative effect if you walk 8 blocks or something and there's one or two people standing outside every doorway, plus a few people walking down the sidewalk as well, that's really nauseating

lol so wait where are people supposed to smoke?

― surm, Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:33 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

cities should buy out of business storefronts and turn them into smoking lounges and ban smoking outdoors imo, shit is poisoning the air

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:05 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark

see i think smoking in a park is okay because at least a park is theoretically expansive, like if someone is smoking next to you you can just get up and move 10 ft away, or ask them to do the same -- it's different in a dense, urban environment

I don't mind most smoking restrictions either – I don't miss smoking in a bar – but my university approved a total smoking ban without putting it to a student referendum (like UF did two years ago). No smoking areas at all; you can't even smoke in your car. We're using it as a marketing angle apparently – great, as if parents actually said, "Look, honey, not only is it affordable but you're not allowed to smoke!" But since university public safety isn't enforcing it we're relying on what administration helpfully calls "social enforcement." People are still smoking.

xp yeah i saw that jordan but ... i didn't think you were serious

Nice smokers (me!) stand very far away from the doorway. There's a bit of an outdoor hallway at the entrance to my building and even I get pissed off when people (my coworkers!) stand there and smoke. Not nice.

E, I will probably be trouble for you. Sorry!