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Guys as of today I am down to one (1) full-time job! Unfortunately, it does not look like I will have gobs of free time to post on ILX any time soon. Oh how I miss the glory days of government contracting ;_;

Actually wait a minute: no, I don't really miss them so much.

― quincie, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Bacontrap to Kevin: Have you tried sleeping? I hear people like it.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

sleeping wound up being unpossible.
mr. cohen would understand.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

man, i totally wouldn't mind getting caught in a bacon trap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

you know like hyenas and shit will gnaw off a leg to get out of a trap? i'd just gnaw the trap off my leg. bacontrap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

if i were a hot dog with teeth i'd have much bigger designs.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ok

i have a meeting today at 3

do i just cancel and go home or do i stick it out til 3 and then leave?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

cancel and go home.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

go home now. if i could i would.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you can prob guess my advice

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Stay until 7:00! That's what I would do. (Sadly, that is not a lie.)

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i'm asking for the reschedule, i can't even concentrate much less do a fucking presentation right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You should go to the meeting wearing this:

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19144.jpg?is=325,325,0xffffff

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys are going to hate me, I stayed home last night and cooked and drank tea and watched scientific tv about geological phenomena, and went to bed around 12. Had to miss a show in order to do all that, but it was worth it.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

why would we hate you for that?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I can hate you if you'd like for me to...?

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ok dan is correct re: what i should start wearing 94/7

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, i didn't go out last night at all, i have a sinus infection or something which is why i'm bitching so much.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, i stayed home last night and did my taxes for chrissakes.

to be fair i was drinking rye the entire time, but still.

― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that does not evoke hate. jealousy maybe.

burrtrap.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

after work i went to a bar and met some chilxors for drinks. then i got cheeseburgers. then i went to another bar and saw a show. then i went to another bar and listened to records. then i came home, showered, and came to work.

i am so remarkably even right now.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man guys i cannot even click on that speed racer movie thread ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Allz, I'm sick too which is why I stayed in. Okay, not hate -- lack of dedication to the cause, maybe.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just studied aldol condensations until 12.30 and woke up at 6.30 and did more of same

brtrps kevin do you EVER sleep?

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i am concerned about yr lifestyle

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

the cause is shifting. the cause is not always fought on a barstool. sometimes the cause involves taking a phone in the mouth, sometime now. the cause has many facets, like a diamond carved out of blood.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

the cause is shifting. the cause is not always fought on a barstool. sometimes the cause involves taking a phone in the mouth, sometime not. the cause has many facets, like a diamond carved out of blood.

-- Mr. Que, Friday, April 13, 2007 10:23 AM (0 seconds ago)

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

where do rollercoasters and wild animals fit into the cause

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm concerned about Kevin's lifestyle too but if he won't feed, clothe, and slumber himself, there's not much to do bout it. TSK TSK

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Also sometimes the cause requires making a giant pot of tomato-lentil-curry shrimp and drinking honeyed tea all night.

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

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true soldiers get this, but with ++blood
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

sometimes we want our stomachs to flip over with excitement. sometimes we want to wrestle a puma while riding the cyclone, our bellies full of potato knishes and cheap beer.

sometimes, not so much.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what the shit
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/rate_my_tattoo/tattoos/tattoo/206179919743.jpg
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ but with dripping blood
― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

guys why are the threads going italic today
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost doesn't work. Nothing works.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also mr. que 8080 except for the potato thing
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i've done it twice on the chicago thread already... i think it's when you open an [i] tag and close an [img] tag. Or vise versa. Anyway, it should warn you before you do that, because it brakes thread forever.
― kenan, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

last night was an exception rather than the rule. almost everyone i know was out last night it was a weird, rare night. friends who were out of town were back in town, friends who never go out went out and stayed out, there was a half naked dude in a bunny mask playing a flying v, and there were vague feelings of ill will directed my way. when those kinda things happen in the same night you pretty much owe it to yourself to see where it goes.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

what the hell's wrong with knishes?
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i'm listening to 'everybody knows' again, this can't be healthy
― ghost rider, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no that's not healthy at all, stop that
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

no mo italics
― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I've played "This is Airebeat" like thirty times in the last two days.
― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also there's nothing necessarily wrong with knishes, i just am not eating them and then wrestling a puma
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 13 April 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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