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i'm pretty sure i refused to punch her in the face because i have been punched in the face no less than 5 times and it fucking hurts

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i have only been punched in the back of the head and not in the face at all.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY: DATE OF PARTY PLS

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I would give punches in the face to all these ILXORS.

beartrap: punched in the face? oh yeah, a whole bunch of times. once by FB, you fucker.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also at that party: an otherwise naked guy with the stuffed head of a coyote strapped to his privates

beartrap i told a bunch of my friends to punch me in the face if they caught me smoking again and then my buddy glen called me on it. i said fair's fair, and the dude DRILLED me. like, bloody nose and a fat lip.

i finished the cigarette

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LAUREL: MAY 12?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i've got that sebadonuts 7"

"my soulmate is a special girl
a girl who's just like me..."

i think the one i have came out on siltbreeze with a couple of necro's covers? it's been years since i listened to it.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

er, necros covers.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ON CALENDAR

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Now how the fuck do I get down there?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

other punches in the face:

college: best friend informed me of recent personal misfortune, i said "why don't you go cry about it, you big baby" and she slugged me

college: same friend punched me because i brought up ^^^^^ at a party and she thought it would be funny. it was, sort of!

chicago: TWIN SISTER of friend, for pretty much the same reasons

8 yrs old, underwater: i gave the finger to some kid who i felt had NOT been acting like a gentleman to the ladies of our party (i think he pinched someone's butt??) and punched me in the face. but it was underwater, and in slow motion, so it didn't really hurt at all.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i cannot stop lol'ing at your tragedies

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel: the train is easy but getting a bit pricey these days. bus is cheap but takes a tiny bit longer. or, maybe we invite someone with a car?

river wolf: everything you are saying about right now is amazing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel: party bus

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at this tangle of thorns

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

this just is making me think of the sequence in i <3 huckabees where jude law is on the elevator and every time the door opens a new person punches him in the face.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, are we talking about br1dg3t?

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

is that movie good?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was a kid for calling a third strike on a kid.

That sucked.

Actually, I got hit in the face with a plastic bat too, but that doesn't really count. The first one was aluminum, so it does.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha yeah your punched-in-face stories are better than mine, which are like "yeah i got mugged and beaten by a buncha assholes in baltimore"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

;___;

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

mw, it has a lengthy sequence in which jude law is on an elevator, after vomiting on himself, and every time the door opens a new person punches him in the face, culminating in him being slugged by shania twain. it is pretty good.

uh beartraps

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

is that movie good?

it's kind of a mess but i like it.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

AGH

PLZ MOVE YOUR BIRTHDAY OUT THREE WEEKS

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i got smacked in the head once at a rock show

thanks dudes i need to see some movies this summer

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

my favorite part of that movie, though, is still when hoffman and rushmore are arguing metaphysical bullshit and then mark wahlberg just shouts "WORD!!"

beartrap i can have multiple birthday parties, why not.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy Christ, the train is like $100 EACH WAY.

Beatrap: I ONLY get hurt at rock shows. I got headbutted hard enough that I saw stars during...oh, I forget which set. About two weeks ago, anyway. No bruise but was sore for a couple of days.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i once hit someone with a baseball bat.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

then i was thrown out of the corporate softball league ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

a kid i knew in elementary school's younger brother just hit someone in the head with a baseball bat

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HE DIED

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(actually he did die, it's kinda fucked up)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(the kid's in prison now)

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

that sucks.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think i could ever hit someone.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i did it by sort of by accident but the guy was kind of a douchebag so everyone was pretty happy i did it and gave me the game ball. sorry to bring up some other awful not at all funny story by association.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not been punched in the face (literally) since i was 25 although i thought i was going to get into a fight two times with the same dude on wednesday night. i later found out he really wanted me to hit him because he really wanted to hit me but didn't want to look like a dick for punching me.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

No one's ever been able to land a punch on my face! This is why I am so lovely now ^_^

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(what happened in my story: i hit ball pretty far, douchebag said some snide remark at me and i kind of turned to say something nasty back to him WHILE IN PROCESS OF LETTING GO OF BAT TO GO RUN which was really dumb of me and the bat went flying and beaned him in the leg, the umpire declared i did it on purpose and i was banned from corporate softball for life though i'm sure they've forgotten by now)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my old gf punched me in the face once.

other times:
mugger in bklyn
drunk at party

none of them are very funny stories :/

a kid tried to strangle me during kickball once

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not even getting into the things that happened to me once I started going to bars. (I did bite through my tongue at a show once, though.)

SECRET KUNG-FU DRINKING TRICK: If you're drunk enough, you can't even tell that you're getting hit until the next day.

beartrap: well, now my wackiness seems less funny.

― John Justen, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

last time i got punched in the face: company xmas party at hotel in andover, ma breaks up around midnight. me and ceo roam the halls listening for a party to crash. we crash one, get thrown out, i get sucker punched and wake up the next day still in my suit with my shirt covered in blood and the pillowcase dried to my face.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

lets talk about ducks now

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ceo went back to his room and hired escorts. true story.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i guess the kickball one's kinda funny because little kids hurting each other is usually funny

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

John's got a divot in his chest from where he got hit with a bat! (I don't know if he has any divots from getting hit by a van.)

SNAP: WOW I TRIED TO STRANGLE A KID DURING KICKBALL ONCE, SYNERGY

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i totally punched a duck once

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

they were not duck escorts.

xpost.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

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