Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk

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why?

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

=8-O

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee2.gif

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/alizee5.gif

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I still have no idea what she's doing with her hands...is she trying to direct descending air traffic into her ass?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

She's coaxing her coccyx to grow.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

why?

1. I didn't find her attractive at all
2. She made this really creepy face when I turned around to look at her. Her eyes rolled back in her head and it was very ghoulish. For the wrestling fans, imagine the face that The Undertaker always makes and you're not far off.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a huge ass, but it's not cute at all. Nor have I ever noticed anyone checking it out.

Except for the ticket-tearer dude at the movie theatre who was like at least 60.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i for one welcome our eurabian assy overlords.

um xpost

― f--gg (gcannon), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

best xpost ever!

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

ahahaahaha!

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link

2. She made this really creepy face when I turned around to look at her. Her eyes rolled back in her head and it was very ghoulish. For the wrestling fans, imagine the face that The Undertaker always makes and you're not far off.

She went into anaphylactic shock... from TOO MUCH SEXY!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

hey, are you guys gonna see "beauty shop" this weekend?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

that or Downfall, yes

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Who has a better ass, Hitler or Queen Latifah?

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Where is zis Untergang playing, adam?

xpost

Hitler's ass is ash, dude.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently there is some HILARIOUS scene at the beginning of Beauty Shop where Q.L. says, "Damn, my ass looks big today" - then slaps it and says, "THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT!" or something equally GREAT. Taxi was awesome even though I never saw it.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Hitler has nasitol.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Queen Latifah doing this tired ass monologue is still better than another assy movie where Cameron Diaz shakes her severely un-ass like ass to a camp 80s hit.

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

That second Alizee pic! I retract earlier statements.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Go see Downfall. No ass but seriously how the fuck are any of you going to sit through Beauty Shop? It looks AWFUL.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

How could I forget Alizee's ass???

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, you are crazy, it looks so good!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel that Beauty Shop is the kind of movie I'm not even invited to.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I believe the quote from the movie is as follows:

Latifah: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Girl: "Yeah dey do."
Latifah: *slyly* "Gooood."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That sounds like a recent Twix commercial (featuring a girl and her beau), except the guy (who obv. wants to say "THEY SURE DO HUN") answers by stuffing Twix in his mouth & mumbling.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot communicate with an ass. Perhaps this is a failing, on my part.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe you just haven't found the right ass that would open up to you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny, gabbneb, I remember you communicating with a lot of them during the election last fall.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR GOATSCE PIX DAN PERRY

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I so was not going there.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(Because I was thinking tubgirl, hah)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what tubgirl is but there is a certain pic i was expecting to surface sooner or later on this thread, Dan Perry.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Folks, if you like the dancing mami upthread then you need to watch some Univision. There's lots of that going on.

Que Viva El Culo!!

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

don't ASK about tubgirl

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

D: Doing a Lynndie

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

girls who stare ostentatiously at a guy's "package" as he approaches her on the sidewalk ... C/D

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

Um, excuse me but Sarah did ask upthread for pics of guys with nice asses and I have yet to see ANY getting posted, what's the deal ya'll?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I googled tubgirl. I hope you people are happy.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't find a picture of D3r3k J3t3r's ass to show Sarah!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I googled tubgirl. I hope you people are happy.

I am!

― The Ghost of HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

You leave me no choice then.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/dansbutts.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sorry, Drew.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

POP ROCKS BUTT PLUG anyone?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the lack of man-ass here is really not cool, all things considered.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I googled tubgirl as well.

Fuck. You.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I was on the thread when tubgirl was posted. I remember the lines of the pic slowly coming up on my screen. Then I chickened out at the last second and Xed out of the page.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

let us never speak of this again, PLEASE.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

(tubgirl, not ass. thanks for your kind consideration)

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the lack of man-ass here is really not cool, all things considered

*sigh* Well, it is a thread about staring at a girl's ass.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

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