that's an instant zero
― george pimpton (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I had to babysit John Justen's fish last night. I think at one point I ate them and went on a mad rush to buy fish that looked the same.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahaha
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link
HAHA
― F-Unit (Ste), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
looooooool!
― markers, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i dreamt that i was trying to email roxy, but in order to send the email, i had to click on a picture of Emily Dickinson - it was part of a pen & ink drawing of Edgar Allen Poe and Emily Dickinson, and in order to send the message to roxy, i had to click on the Emily Dickinson part of the picture. I wasn't sure what would happen if i clicked on Edgar.
― sarahel, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
wow.
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
dude what the fuck did you do to my fish
― farts vs. Rush in the world series of love (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
they are listless and inexperienced in the ways of the world. this will not stand.
― farts vs. Rush in the world series of love (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - i think i was emailing you about how i need to work on liking and eating more vegetables
― sarahel, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
was recording with dominique le0ne, i think the dust brothers were involved?
― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Dreamed my wife had a lesbian mullet, kinda like this one:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/269014235_a4cda56809.jpg?v=0
― Santa's Choad (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Whiney showed up to wherever I was on holiday, and we sang "Lightweight Jammin" by E-40.
― village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
XD
― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
dreamt that there was a fap because hoos had moved to (my) town. he was all desolate because he had left his bong behind at his old house. a parade of anonymous sympathetic ilxors handed him cassette mixes to welcome him and ease his sorrow about the bong. i felt kind of bad because i hadn't made him a mixtape.
then i woke up late for work.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha
― koyaani (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I dreamt about ILX except ILX was a spaceship and I was a fucking SPACE WHALE just spiralling around outside without a care in the world.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
ease his sorrow about the bongmade me lol
― The Great Jumanji, (La Lechera), Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link
not ilx-specific... but anyhow, last night i dreamed that i was reading an article about an exhibition celebrating people who scale the sides of tall urban buildings for fun/thrills. there were plans to display various features of buildings' exteriors which served as classic footholds used by the climbers
also read an article about a trend involving the use of decorative light switch panels found in mcdonald's restaurants. the writer ripped on a whole foods for using one of the mcdonald's ones in their store. also, in the dream the produce section at whole foods was known as "the organic play station"
― loose jorts (del), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― koyaani (s1ocki), Monday, 8 November 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I dreamt I was reading a thread where underrated aerosmith albums produced evidence that Satan was real. It was a really long and controversial thread that ended with everyone going "oh fuck!" Actually it felt a lot like the U.S. politics thread. The devil was my #1 childhood fear, I've spent years convincing myself many reasons this is an invalid fear, and I felt so vulnerable and scared feeling all my reasons unravel. I woke up and had to pee and I was almost too scared to leave bed.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I hate that - waking up from a bad dream, need to take a slash, but too scared to get out of bed
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link
There is a wild monsoon storm outside, and I am running through it with a jacket over my head trying to get somewhere inside. I duck into a library. It is empty and silent but for a bay of 1980s Macintosh computers. The walls are tall and full of leather-bound books. My phone buzzes with a text message. I open it:
MAN SEES U-- The 1p3 Janitor
I whirl around. There is no one. I look out a window. There is a thunderclap. Now follows the strike of lightning, and there in the pouring rain stands BERNARD, THE JANITOR OF 1P3, 6 feet tall like a man, in wet janitorial garb with an awful emptiness in his eyes.
I run.
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
^conflagration
― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link
It was me, corey, Xgau (!), and someone else noteworthy (or at least noteworthy on ILX) but I can't for the life of me remember. We were taking about the Beatles and corey and this other guy were being snobs, saying they hate the early Beatles (we were listening to their version of "Please Mr. Postman"), that they weren't advanced enough, that it was mere rock 'n' roll, and Xgau and I were like "Ha! Get real, snobs!" Barely a dream, really.
I bet the other guy was lex pretend.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Even half of Rubber Soul is too shrill and tinny for me to enjoy, so it's not unlikely.
Lex listening to the Beatles, however.
― for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Perennial mystery-man 'nakhchivan' cropped up in my dream earlier...he was living upstairs in my university-attending brother's loft room and when I met and greeted him he told me he had renounced his former name and preferred to be known as 'nakhchivan'. Then I repeated this to him and he snippily corrected my pronunciation. Then he said 'I'll see you online'. Dude even gave his birthdate (7 days before me). At some point I had to take my supporting tooth-brace out to speak properly. It was odd.
― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway, my dream isn't ilxor-involved but I had one of the strangest dreams ever the other night — I had found both my kittens who had ran away when I was living in FL a year ago, but one of their heads had been replaced by an outdoor water faucet. It was horrifying, like it was trying to be affectionate and I was just afraid.
― for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
BERNARD, JANITOR OF ILX?!?!?!?!?!?!
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
ha i gotta renounce this name but i don't want to be changing dn's all the time [via markers/kskhighway/ksh/kelpolaris etc]
not sure i'm rly that mysterious tho
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
thankig u xp
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I meant yr manifestation had refused to give an IRL name
you gotta admit there's a twinge of mystery
― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link
also lol @ kelpolaris being part of the markers archipelago
― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
there's a huge fucking wasp in this room
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
suddenly appeared even tho no windows have been open in weeks
that's a mystery
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
give it a copy of "Chicken Soup for the Soul" and it'll go away
― for the next throbbing minutes (corey), Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
There's a Wasp Inside and It Won't Go Away!
― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
dreamt that trayce was the subject of a new york times sunday magazine feature on the 'manic pixie dream girl' phenomenon
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahhaa
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL I like that!
― Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
looool
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
dreamt i met us steal at a passion pit show.
― OFQM (gr8080), Monday, 13 December 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
us steel
I was chillin' in the front seat of an early 90s toyota corolla with my friend Todd, the Prince of Fruit. We were parked in downtown D.C., but it looked like some British high street. I was eating apple scrapings out of some brass device. We had just finished this huge epic adventure and were talkin' about this girl Tara who wouldn't give us the time of day. All of the sudden Todd says "Oh shit, here comes the Prince of Pipes!" The Prince of Pipes sauntered over to our car, exchanged some pleasantries and hopped in the back seat, where there was this Vox amplifier. The Prince of Pipes was ZS!
― rake rock reggae (kkvgz), Sunday, 26 December 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, he smelled like a dirty pipe.
― rake rock reggae (kkvgz), Sunday, 26 December 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
I do live in DC, too! But I am no longer not the Prince of Pipes, sadly.
― hot lava hair (Z S), Monday, 27 December 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
BERNARD, THE JANITOR OF 1P3
thinking of Beauregard?http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101203130549/muppet/images/thumb/0/09/Beau-adjusted-colors.jpg/465px-Beau-adjusted-colors.jpg
― los blue jeans, Tuesday, 28 December 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the janitor of 1p3 is still killin me
― ilx get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a dream that I drove to California and hung out with Justin3 and ytth! They asked what I wanted to do and I told them "ice skating." They said it was too hot for ice in California, but they did have a "California ice capades arena" where you could go indoors and pretend you were ice skating. The ice capades arena had rainbow banners & ribbons hanging fron the walls and ceiling, and those little hangy crystals people put in their cars to make rainbows appear everywhere. They were playing The Free Design and the Fifth Dimension. We all roller skated around in circles together on a concrete floor, and laughed and had a good time.
It wasn't until I went to type this up just now that I remembered roller skating rinks are a real thing.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
It made me want to hang out with Justin3 and ytth for real. We had the best dream fun!
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link