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the free beer at busch gardens? i had bud. and a tequizo, remember that shit? the fake assed corona with the fake lime taste?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so seriously they are reporting on the news right now that modern birds evolved from dinosaurs. that is news, for today, new information, apparently. I am seriously going to shoot this fucking teevee if they make us keep watching headline with the sound on

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

and seriously the past two hours have gone by so slow I'm going to die

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not had a nicotine craving like this in a long, long time. and i just had a smoke three hours ago. i've been better at work recently, i could go until noon time before my first of the day then another four and a half hours until my next one but this week has been punishing me something fierce.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Next on CNN: Your Inexorable March Towards the Grave Continues

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

actually the dinosaur story is some real Jurrasic Park shit

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what, you think YOU'RE gonna live forever?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

kidney/liver disease will take me down before lung cancer will. heart disease will get me before lung cancer can. misadventure probably has a leg up on all of them.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

some dude's ex will shoot you

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

some girl's ex, i meant. wau

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

My Great Aunt Virginia has always said that she wanted to be shot by a jealous wife in her old age, preferably in the act, but then she's more awesome than your average bear.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

eight minutes

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

four

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

testicle party

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

what should i eat for dinner tonight, a poll.

a. potato soup + bacon
b. some kind of pasta which will probably be + bacon
c. seafood, probably in chowder form assuming i have ingredients
d. fuck it just drink the nyquil

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

elephant skanky

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck it it's burrit o'clock

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

elephant skanky was not an option

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

a + b

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

either the pasta or the seafood, i'm thinking

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon burrito

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

well that helped

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

what should i eat for dinner.

a. cheeseburger

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i vote pot pie

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

cheeseburger in paradise

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i like mine with lettuce and tomatah

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i should go ghetto and just make myself penne alla vodka

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

some chick's ex can go fuck himself.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i agree with that sentiment.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit i gotta go to the store anyway and get milk for something else. ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

fambly dinner @ chili's DO NOT WANT

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

IT HAPPNES AGAINS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/nova_babe/kitten.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

aw bless

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate to tell you guys this but babies are messy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm glad at least one person on this thread appreciates my humor.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate to tell you guys this but babies are messy

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, April 12, 2007 5:09 PM (53 seconds ago)

??

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

GO CRY EMO KID

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't understand shouting, kittycat

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not shouting, it is boisterous

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.consumating.com/photos/19430/large/152405.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

That fish needs more star tattoos.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://topatoco.com/artwork/emo-horse.gif

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man emo horse has a legitimate reason to be sad ;_;

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that shit ain't no joke, dead girlfriends

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

8080 ;_;

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/456957465_ea31b89a9c.jpg

why do my friends send me cameraphone msgs containing things like this, why

beartrap i dunno i can think of some exes that are i wouldn't be very emo about if they got turned into glue.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://x09.xanga.com/c82d937350c3047432991/b11266362.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

it doesn't say "emo horse's ex" tho! that'd be a different matter entirely!

beartrap uh

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

well i woulda been ok with them being turned into glue before they were exes, is the thing.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

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