recently on ILX Dreams...

ha yes! I love that I know exactly what you mean btw.

darraghmac and I were smashing up guitars in a house that was on fire while planes loaded with bombs attacked London.

interpretation: your lifestyle determines your deathstyle

that's amazing, that's pretty much how my night went last night

Jimi Hendrix has got nothing on us.

It's incredible how easily a Wednesday night "quick couple of beers after work" can get out of hand.

was still working tbh, love this job

i dreamt ilxor BLAM designed the new nickel. i asked him if he wanted me to start a thread about it and he looked embarrassed and said no

hahaha

it turns out that Alyssa Milano posts to ILX. She, Ned, LJ, and some other ILX guy with a salt and pepper shaded beard are in the Mojave Desert trying to prove some point (I forget exactly what). I also can't recall if I were there too or just observing from afar somehow

why am I in so many of these

you haunt the contemporary western world's unconscious like nary another. you are the mushroom cloud, the ufo, the marilyn monroe of the 21st century, all rolled into one

you are not alyssa milano

if jung were alive in the eighties he likely would have penned commentary on the alchemical aspects of her "teen steam" workout videos

The heat is the purifying agent. Matter boils until nothing remains except the purified steam that rises above. This steam represents the second stage, the whitening stage. This vapor is our essence, our pure and true selves that rises and is separate from the worldly soup. It is the alchemical metaphor for the soul’s release from matter. It is quite beautiful. You can imagine the vapor floating above the physical world, drifting up to meet and merge into Sophia who then embraces you and manifests in her full glory.

dreamt that i saw rrrobyn at a hockey game. i would like to say that she was all banging on the glass and yelling at the refs, but that's all i remember.

dreamt that i went to a hospital to give my ex-bf some paperwork, and he was visiting this guy named Gary, and he said that Gary was his boyfriend now, but that it was really sudden and surprising. I told tableisthetable about it, and he said that Gary really isn't very hot and then we went to Whole Foods and ate a bunch of free samples.

Gary really isn't very hot

feel like tableisthetable would have been a little harsher lol

haha unless Gary really *is* hot

Last I dreamt I was living in a commune/shared flat with chak1, an artist friend of mine, and several others. I woke up one morning, got up, and noticed chak1 had packed his bags. I saw the artist friend and asked her what's up, and she said chak1 is going abroad as an exchange student. I replied: "chak1 goes abroad as an exhchange student every year", which was true. Then chak1 came from his room and we kissed, briefly - not in a sexual manner though, apparently it was the habit in this flat to greet each other by kissing. I checked my mail and noticed I'd received this weird mag, which had both news and comics in 3D. However my head was kinda sore and I didn't feel like reading the 3D stuff. My friend asked if she could have the mag, and I gave it to her. Then I asked her what time it was, and she said "10 o'clock", and I was like, "Omigod, I should be at work at 10!". Then I woke up and I wasn't late from work, it was only 6.

What the fuck, you can't write "http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif" anymore?!

hilarious isn't it?

o tuomas

i love u

sir

would you kiss him, the way that tuomas kissed http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif in his dream?

are we talking johnny depp or cory here

who?

LOOK AT THE GIF

lol

no, you would be kissing Tuomas, Tuomas was kissing the gif

lmao

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

gif is a good kisser iirc

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif look at those lips http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

sarahel did you really not know http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif's real name!!

roxy - how would i not know http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif's real name?

As much as I loathe that gif, I have to say that the split second before the end when the kid's tongue comes out is kinda sublime.

Johnny Depp has really great hair in that gif

thats why i was shocked!

you didn't automatically assume i was feigning ignorance?

i didnt know!

do you think i would have (redacted) without knowing that?

lets move on!

dreamt i was posting as Trill Weber

Dreamed I was in a college classroom after having missed a couple of weeks of class. The instructor was returning some graded essays -- I thought I'd have to take zeroes, but it was even worse -- somebody (an ilxor who shall remain nameless) had turned in photocopies of New Yorker articles with my name on them, and the teacher was pissed at me for the obvious plagiarism. But he did let on that another ilxor had done something even dumber -- printed out every page of his work on the same piece of paper so that the page was just a jumble of overwritten gibberish.

that's an instant zero

I had to babysit John Justen's fish last night. I think at one point I ate them and went on a mad rush to buy fish that looked the same.

hahahaha

HAHA