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i drank SOO MUCH SARSAPARILLA at the fake saloon joint.

john if you want to plan a state fair/valleyfair trip this summer i will try to come do it. my mom would be happy to see me at the very least.

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

just recently i wanted those pills, but i'm not so sure anymore

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, here is the D&J dream amusement park vacation:

Six Flags New England
Six Flags Great Adventure
King's Dominion
Busch Gardens Tampa
Walt Disney World/Epcot Center
Universal Studios Orlando
Kennywood
Cedar Point
King's Island
Six Flags Mid-America
Valleyfair
Camp Snoopy
Six Flags Over Texas
Six Flags Magic Mountain
Disneyland
Universal Studios

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG br4nd0n F0xw0rth

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway Queen 'Sheer Heart Attack' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Anything by the stooges

-- Ed, Thursday, April 12, 2007 2:55 PM (1 minute ago)

ok, mental note: never listen to anything ed says about anything ever.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i know, right? but he is a bro, and hilarious, i will hear no one speak ill of him

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Kings' Dominion. I threw up there once, and also made a bad music video to "Yankee Rose" by David Lee Roth. I played the drums and wore sunglasses.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I will plan VF/SF vacation to the extent that my tremendous suckitude at planning things allows.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i got in the worst car accident of my life driving back from the six flags in jersey!

i got a CAT scan!

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, Busch Gardens Tampa is AWESOME.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Who's going to put Bukkakitten on the cuet pics thread?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i will since i am the douche

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

(Actually, everyone should go there because HUGE cool roller coasters, plus baby kangaroos and baby koalas and also elephants!!!)

beartrap

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

way to go!

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT ARE THE ELEPHANTS BABIES????

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

If you are going to do central florida parks then you really need to do Kennedy as well, no rides, but they got a space shuttle.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Busch Gardens Tampa is AWESOME

what makes it awesome is the two free beers you get at each beer garden.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Elephant babies - probably Busch Gardens Tampa has them, but I don't remember them (it was 1997 when I was there). BUT, Disney World Animal Kingdom has elephant babies. AWESOME safari ride through at that park; also GIRAFFES, opaki, hippos. And if you go, spend a ton of money and eat at BOMA because the food is awesome (extremely tasty drinks, too; but also Disney prices).

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

waht?
beartrap

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed, my husband wants to go to Kennedy soooooo badly; we have yet to make it there. (Too distracted by roller coasters. God, I'm a TERRIBLE wife!)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i went when I was working in Orlando last year, one day to see something on memorial day weekend, I chose the nerd option, (I wasn't going to go on my own to a theme park)

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

they should install at least one ride at kennedy, i mean sea world has rides now.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

See also Sky Craft in WinterPark Orlando which sells surplus NASA and associated industries' junk

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, a ride that would shoot you and a small group of elite team members into space or something, to conduct research and float around. while drunk. that would be cool.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dotcommunist/sets/72157594149111171/

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i had to do an install at honeywell in tampa about 7 or 8 years ago. usually they'd take all day but they bought the system as a "test system" and they didn't want to know anything about how it worked. i'm guessing they were going to reverse engineer the thing. anyway, instead of having an 8 hour day me and the sales guy chris were out in 45 minutes. we had 12 hours until our flight and it was mid september so we went to busch gardens. no kids as they were in school. we got our free beers then there was a shift change so we got two more beers from the new crew. then chris flirted with the girl pouring our suds so she kept feeding them to us. there were no lines for the roller coasters. chris passed out in the rental car in the parking lot for 2 hours after we left because he realized he was too liquored up to drive. best day at an on-site install ever.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, since i've been in chicago for 7 years i'm guessing it's 8 or 9 years now.

HOW THE FUCK DID A DECADE SLIP PAST ME?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

timeisonmyside.mp3

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

New at Kennedy Space Center: THE EXPLODOSHUTTLE

EXPERIENCE INSTANTANEOUS DEATH AT 10,000 DEGREES!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I missing something in the name Busch gardens is it owned by the brewer the otter is schilling for?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

they thought the name Budweiser Park didn't roll off the tongue the same way

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spacecamp.com/details.php?cat=Museum&program=Attractions

they also have the original space shuttle prototyping model, the Enterprise, and a whole fucking Saturn V sitting around.

It's in alabama though.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

New at Kennedy Space Center: THE EXPLODOSHUTTLE

EXPERIENCE INSTANTANEOUS DEATH AT 10,000 DEGREES!

See, Disney has already sort of beaten Kennedy to this with the 2 or 3 post-Mission Space deaths. Of course, they don't actually launch you into orbit...

(Also, don't get me wrong, Mission Space is pretty great.)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

You have to know I would totally go to Budweiser Gardens. I mean, they grow beer there, what's not to love??

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The Kukko Pils Arboretum would be more fun, though.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

the free beer at busch gardens? i had bud. and a tequizo, remember that shit? the fake assed corona with the fake lime taste?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so seriously they are reporting on the news right now that modern birds evolved from dinosaurs. that is news, for today, new information, apparently. I am seriously going to shoot this fucking teevee if they make us keep watching headline with the sound on

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

and seriously the past two hours have gone by so slow I'm going to die

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not had a nicotine craving like this in a long, long time. and i just had a smoke three hours ago. i've been better at work recently, i could go until noon time before my first of the day then another four and a half hours until my next one but this week has been punishing me something fierce.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Next on CNN: Your Inexorable March Towards the Grave Continues

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

actually the dinosaur story is some real Jurrasic Park shit

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what, you think YOU'RE gonna live forever?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

kidney/liver disease will take me down before lung cancer will. heart disease will get me before lung cancer can. misadventure probably has a leg up on all of them.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

some dude's ex will shoot you

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

some girl's ex, i meant. wau

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

My Great Aunt Virginia has always said that she wanted to be shot by a jealous wife in her old age, preferably in the act, but then she's more awesome than your average bear.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

eight minutes

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

four

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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