What do you look like in your underwear?

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I'm shaving my pussy right now.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 29 January 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sorry I can't join in - no camera - but I'll repeat the standing offer to send anyone I know from here a nude photo of me. I don't spread around who asks - I've sent out about ten copies so far - nor make any fuss about it, nor remotely expect anything in return.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 January 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: Trayce: um, wow.

― Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 10:06 (nineteen years ago) link

How long before someone posts here when they should have been posting to "what do you look like?", or "accidentally" the other direction?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry to ask, but who's Holly? A new poster? Nevertheless, a great pic. Have you considered selling it to Apple?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Holly was around on the noise board last fall, and just started posting again when she got her own computer - posting on ILE and ILM occasionally as well.
I told her it should be an Apple magazine ad on aim earlier tonight!

― bprofane (AaronHz), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I demand to be included in this ILX calendar.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I should probably point out in case it isnt obvious already that that is a really old pic of me.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

The first time I posted this was a bit awkward, since no one had asked what I look like in my underwear. Now I feel a bit better about it.

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Still no takers on the naked Martin photo? C'mon. You can tell he really really wants to send it to someone.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This may yet be the thread to answer the boxers v. briefs conundrum.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

And the answer is clearly boxers.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Boxers! This is what I looked like when I woke up this morning. It's more representative.

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear2.jpg

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

YOW

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

oops i mean xpost but that too

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

That's just what I thought about your picture!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha - it's the camel toe shot!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Captain Underpants!

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/45/45141/george-seinfeld-on-couch.jpg

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

buck naked!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Holly should be a in a Think Different ad. Anyone wanna photoshop it? SHE IS TEH CUET

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Saturday, 29 January 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The one thing I've noticed is that everyone seems to have really bad legs - this generator is flawed!

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Really? I thought the legs were looking pretty good. Computer-generated underwear pix are teh HOTTNESS.

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Nate!

I'm not a fan of chunky and all those pins look too meaty to pass my critical approval.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

hi Lara - Hope it's been warmer in Dublin lately than it's been here. It's true that all those legs seem to be of roughly the same shape. Sorry they are not up to your standards :o)

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Dublin is mild. I think we could cope with some extremes - on any level. I hate thick calves; they remind me of Henry the 8th.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

weird

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I will take this opportunity to mention that I have very skinny calves.

Like these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/colonpipe/dasmodell.jpg

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, I wouldn't expect most people to ask on the board - I think all but one of the requests I have had have been by personal email. I've lost all my bookmarks, and can't remember where a quick and easy single-image-hosting site was. If someone will tell me I'll put the pic there and post a link, so that anyone can look without asking.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Nate - those are fine calves. I think the problem afflicts the female models rather than the males.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 January 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet! I thank you, and my calves thank you.

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

kenan looks better in briefs.

― S!monB!rch (Carey), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

agreed. and usually i wouldn't, but, but there's that.. confidence

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"confidence" = "strange bulge"

haha- just kidding, Kenan

― o. nate (onate), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/compositor.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/sleepy.jpg

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

adorable2

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

that was supposed to be adorable squared.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

you look like drew barrymore in that pic.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

All you bitchin' ladies in your skivvies are so friggin fine. Hott stuff!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago) link

people tell my sister she looks like D.B.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

mandee awwww, <3

― bprofane (AaronHz), Sunday, 30 January 2005 02:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.donaldyoung.com/ray/ray_images/ray_boy_lg.jpg

― eman (eman), Sunday, 30 January 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

This is easily the most successful thread I've ever started.

― Madchen (Madchen), Sunday, 30 January 2005 09:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I like your body, Kenan.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:02 (nineteen years ago) link

And I love your cat.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually I'll second Andrew on that - Kenan you have a hott bod :)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

So the next step is that you can get a "realdoll" sex doll of yourself manufactured, right? That would be hott.

― anon lurker, Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

ALso, those sorta morning halfsleepy looks of both Kenan and Mandee are just gorgeous :D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, as threatened/promised, a picture of me nude. I really am naked, so do not click on this link if this will disturb you, if you are trying to eat, etc. me naked in shower. I look rather uncomfortable.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 30 January 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

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