I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

you use the two-fingered spread-apart gesture to “stretch” the image larger

can't think of any uses for... oh dear

-- Bodyrox feat. Luciano Pavarotti (...), Today 3:49 PM. (fandango) (later)

it is sure to succeed.

-- poppage ahoy (papiermachealamphibia...), Today 9:13 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

86. Hyperbole, especially with regard to how great/funny something is.
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 9th, 2007 6:11 AM. (scarymonsterrr) (later) (link) (admin)

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ugh hyperbole is the WORST.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), January 9th, 2007 7:14 AM. (slutsky) (later) (link) (admin)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007 5:54 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///)

(okay, you may have a point)

-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2007 1:39 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)

Obv you don't know who you're giving that advice to.

-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 11th, 2007 1:46 AM. (Chesty Joe Morgan) (later)

Oh fuck, a narc!

-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2007 1:48 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007.

Uh, what the hell are you talking about? Are you RETARDED?

He was NOT "POSSESSED BY SATAN". You'd have to be a cretin to think that.

He SOLD HIS SOUL to SATAN. That's very different. This also explains all the features I was talking about. Satan, however would leave him alone until his time came, at which point he would dragged down into the feiry pit of brimstone for ETERNITY.

Srsly, don't make shit up.

-- Frogm@n Henry (le_peti....), January 11th, 2007 8:46 AM. (Frogm@n Henry) (link)

WTF? Robert Johnson had a hellhound on his trail, not a fucking moose.

-- NickB (nic...), January 11th, 2007. (later)

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), January 11th, 2007.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 10th, 2007 2:53 PM. (Dom Passantino)

I'd have probably been successfully stalked by the Lex by now.

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), January 10th, 2007 2:56 PM. (Haberdager) (

-- Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (AlanTrewarth...), January 11th, 2007 3:47 PM. (Alan)

That's disgusting.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 11th, 2007 3:54 PM. (tracerhand)

-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)

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they can run but they can't hide

-- reverto levidensis (n...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)

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All too true.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)

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You are exactly like the Candyman.

-- AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyza...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), Today. (later)
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classic opera trope.

-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)

-- Johnney B English (john.barlo...), January 11th, 2007 10:31 PM. (stigoftdump) (later)

what never?

-- reverto levidensis (n...), January 11th, 2007 11:02 PM. (blueski) (later)

I was making some coffee when I smelled burning cheese. The pile of cheese i had put on the side walk was in flames! There was a CGI policeman saying " You dumb shit! I hate you so much!" Then I spilled Oregano all over my shoes and accidentally knighted Elton John again, just before a giraffe puked on my Ferrari! Only then did I realise I was covered in Mint Jelly from the previous nights lamb a thon

-- mike hanle y (pennyson...), April 10th, 2002 1:00 AM. (link)

-- Matt DC (runmd...), Yesterday 2:38 PM. (Matt DC) (later) (link)

FACT.

-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...), January 12th, 2007.

probably not as bad as willie having a yeast infection

-- friday on the porch (l...), January 12th, 2007.

omg

-- underwater ghost ship picture (polarbea...), January 12th, 2007.

-- lex pretend (lexusjee...), January 12th, 2007.
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he's this crazy bass player from pedro... you know? where the docks are to go like to catalina n shit? when you drive down the 110 and see all those oil shits and the ocean? that's where he's from. anyway, dude plays a mean bass and get this.. the guy fucking talks in his own language. it's crazy. you gotta get into watt.

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), January 12th, 2007.

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), January 12th, 2007. (link)

-- cheesesteak and shake (wt...), January 12th, 2007.

then again he also enjoyed sugar more than husker du.

-- cheesesteak and shake (wt...), January 12th, 2007.

-- cheesesteak and shake (wt...) (webmail), January 12th, 2007. (link)

Who has pubes on their face?????
-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 12th, 2007.

-- do i have to draw you a diaphragm (crump...), Today 3:34 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later) (link)

-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), January 13th, 2007 11:06 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)

I could not survive without my contact lenses because I am vain.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), January 13th, 2007 3:55 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)

I don't get this thing about people wearing contact lenses because they're vain. You can't even see them unless you look really closely.

-- Alba (albab...), January 13th, 2007 4:06 PM. (Alba) (later) (link)

I'm vain because I hate how I look in glasses.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), January 13th, 2007 4:10 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)

Context wasn't necessary.

xxposts

hey, that kid on the cover of Nevermind is practically old enough to vote...

-- hank (henr...), January 11th, 2007. (hank s)

Did he ever catch that dollar?

-- StanM (Stan10...), January 11th, 2007. (StanM)

he did, Stan...he spent it on a comic book...

-- hank (henr...), January 11th, 2007. (hank s

-- Surmounter (rra12...), January 15th, 2007.

-- Tep (icaneatglas...) (webmail), Today 12:42 PM. (ktepi) (link)

awesome

-- Eric H. (ephende...), January 15th, 2007 12:32 PM. (Eric H.) (link)

good luck with that

-- tony conrad schnitzler (mikeoptin...), January 15th, 2007 12:37 PM. (sanskrit) (link)

I think around the time this song came out, Abercrombie and Fitch was definitely a hot brand, what with the controversial near-naked catalogue models, and partially because of that, it began to stand for a whole class of preppie teen fashion. So it doesn't seem all that implausible that a guy would be attracted to an "Abercrombie girl" -- I remember referring to people that way myself in the late '90s.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 15th, 2007. (later)

jaymc do you live in an ice cave on pluto?

-- acid waffle house (wt...), January 15th, 2007. (later)