Salvia Divinorum (C or D)?

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (273 of them)

that first video is still the greatest video ever

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 December 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

so is the asian kid in the grass

remy bean, Saturday, 29 December 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link

i kinda dig "zombie freakout".
Honestly, I would've been curious enough to try this, but after seeing these, I'll pass.

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 29 December 2007 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Funeral for a Wooden Effigy of Jack Nicholson

I'm alive! I'm not made of sticks!

spectra, Saturday, 29 December 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry, try: http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=67664

spectra, Saturday, 29 December 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i worry that if mushrooms were ever legalized the world would be flooded with similar youtube videos and erowid firsthand accounts

max, Saturday, 29 December 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

actually im not "worried" about that, i would love to see more jocks speaking in tongues

max, Saturday, 29 December 2007 14:19 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

so mainstream now

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/meme-alert-teen.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL @ that one

sleep, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://my.telegraph.co.uk/VirtualContent/87365/20070717212329.jpg

sleep, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Hoos, drugs is naughty

JTS, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

That said, Me + One small magic mushroom + one toke of spliff + no alcohol + Amsterdam = one night trapped inside a sleeping bag with visions of Amelie in the curtains.

If Salvia is anything like that, I'll kindly pass.

JTS, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah i will def never fuck w/this shit again. total mistake in retrospect.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hAY9ojJOA0

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

Holy hell. Yeah, looks like good times...

Have not gotten over my dancing phase (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

vid == voyeurism in the service of truth

Aimless, Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

why are there no youtubes of someone smoking salvia and eating the ghost pepper at the same time

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

apparently this drug causes vivid hallucinations of the PTA disbanding

del griffith, Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

like how the chick is just kicking back as charlie sneakers jumps out the fuckin window.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

i tried this once in college and it was totally fucking surreal

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

whatd u see

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

I admit I'm curious about this but I'm also past the age where incapacitating myself seems like a good/worthwhile thing to do

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

eyes went kaleidoscopic and i tripped balls for like an hour and then suddenly surfaced. thanked my friends for being so patient and they were like lol dude you just stared at the dresser for maybe two minutes

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

i thought i'd posted about this before, but: like you know when you were a kid and pressed your eye into your knee and saw weird geometric shapes? that's what happened

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

loll awz

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

I admit I'm curious about this but I'm also past the age where incapacitating myself seems like a good/worthwhile thing to do

― a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, June 30, 2011 3:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im curious to try it but everyone says its a terrible experince

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

also i am old

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i guess i'm 'glad' for the experience because now i can brag on the internet but for real it was mostly just harrowing and not worth it

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

i worked with this face-tatted bike messenger who had done and was doing all of the drugs ever invented and he was like 'i will never do that shit ever again' *drops acid*

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

one of the few frissons of conservative moral outrage i've ever had was when i saw a head shop in twin falls idaho boastfully advertising salvia and i was like "that just isn't right, think of the children"

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm old too, but there's a little part of me that says, "Fuckit, it's only for two goddam minutes…"

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, I could turn on Backyardigans for the kids and then go into the bathroom like I'm taking a shit or something.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

lol

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

that's just making me think of louis ck's bit on pooping with the door open but i'm imagining what it'd be like on salvia and it's like staring into the hellmouth

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

the time distortion thing is really what seems the oddest to me

a man is only a guy (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

tbh id prob try it if someone offered, tho id like for there to be a couple strong people around to hold me down if i tried to go out the window like youtube guy

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah like it only lasts 2 mins but in yr mind its hours so whats the diff

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

That was my first thought. Why are they BOTH smoking it?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

"It's two minutes! Wait your own damn turn!"

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

my friend actually did a bunch of research before ordering it from the internet, so we were ~prepared~ and had a spotter and stuff. i've heard horror stories about people wandering into traffic and stuff

nb i have not watched that video

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

Video's pretty good, gbx!

http://tosic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/inception-van-fall-700x279.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

ok i just watched it, seems....accurate.

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

i have watched many salvia videos, excellent youtube genre

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

You can watch people turn into real people on those.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think I'm too old to try a new drug, but I'm pretty sure I'm too old to ask any of my friends to be a drug-sitter.

bill magill (milo z), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

thinking maybe this youtube trend augurs well for a specialty service dog. st bernard that lies on yr chest at the scent of salvia, little placard around his neck that says "DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL BE NORMAL IN JUST A MINUTE"

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Saliva? Total Classic! Couldn't drool without it.

What? Oh. Never mind. I did smoke salvia several times while going through a little post-collegiate phase of "shit, I can't find any weed and I kinda miss the feeling." Obviously it seems to hit different people differently. But for me it was about like pot, only shorter-lasting.

The entry into the high was a little steeper than a usual pot high: that is, it came on much more swiftly - from inhaling to "whoa" in a few seconds. Same old giggles & munchies, same vague euphoria, same old mild paranoia (oh shit MY NEIGHBORS CAN SMELL THIS AND THEY ARE DEFINITELY UNDERCOVER COPS), a little dissociation. By dissociation, I mean I had an urgent feeling that I needed to send myself some kind of letter or message to inform Non-High-Me about what it was like to be High-Me.

I didn't encounter anything like the visuals described upthread. Several times, I had a strong physical sensation of loosenesss. My head and torso were moving in only vague connection to my hips and legs, as if I had a waist made out of a Slinky.

The whole thing was generally over in a few minutes. Not a life-changing experience, but not an everyday pastime either. The main attraction is the legality.

Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

the stuff my buddy got off the internet was some quintuply-strong variety---i guess you can fortify it with its own resin or something? idk

rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.