Matchstick Men zipped by pleasantly enough when I watched it on DVD, helped greatly by a typically barmy Cage performance. Hardly a classic though.
― chap, Friday, 14 November 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)
haha horseshoe its sort of WAY boring but it is really amazingly shot--plus fantastic sountrack and a++ super hot mia sara--hate to go here but perfect movie to watch stoned
― the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)
you know what has a++++ super hot mia sara is timecop O_O
― omar little, Friday, 14 November 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
first google result for mia sara timecop:
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― the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
Mia Sara having great sex pleasure
― Passenger 57 (rogermexico.), Friday, 14 November 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
i think Thelma & Lousie remains an awesome moviei mean, even tho it has no alien or constant downpour
― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)
oh this is a dif poll! alien is my comfort movie
― i am not an idle hunter-gatherer, i am a scientist (rrrobyn), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
awesome
― the dan glickman from the hilarious motion picture association of america (max), Friday, 14 November 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)
Matchstick Men was a surprisingly good, for a con man movie.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 15 November 2008 07:56 (seventeen years ago)
I mean, it had all the typical con man movie cliches, but it also managed to build some meat around them and get something interesting out of the whole thing.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 15 November 2008 08:02 (seventeen years ago)
Voted The Duelists; I don't suppose it's better than Blade Runner, but fewer people have seen it and it needs some love.
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 15 November 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 30 November 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 1 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
More than any of the many Scott flicks I've missed, I am now most curious to see Time Cop again.
― Nate Carson, Monday, 1 December 2008 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
It was OK. Leo's good, Russell Crowe plays Philip Seymour Hoffman, the Iranian love interest is super-cuet.
― sad man in him room (milo z), Friday, November 14, 2008 2:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^this is otm. is Aisha really an irani name?
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
think it's both an arabic and persian name. i liked that movie fine.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)
aisha was muhammads fave wife
― max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
yea it was a bit long, but well done
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
i gather there's a long thread on ilx right now about how Leo sucks but i don't mind him, i have to say.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
been consistently entertained by his post-titanic movies, except revolutionary road
― max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)
i don't mind leo. he's kind of limited in his range but he's fine when appropriately cast.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)
I woulda voted Black Hawk Down.
― gato busca pleitos (Eazy), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
I actively like him in his first three Scorsese films, even Gangs Of New York except for his scenes with Cameron Diaz
― da croupier, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)
tbh even though his face did not survive his teenhood, i think he's kind of dreamy in the departed.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
yea id almost go as far as saying im a fan of leo
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
― horseshoe, Tuesday, July 20, 2010 9:56 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah what happened? its like all his features stayed in the same place but someone put an air pump in his neck and blew up his head to like twice the size
― max, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
plus: ill-advised facial hair, always
Complete retro at Lincoln Center. (and one can only wonder why)
http://www.filmlinc.com/films/series/past-and-prologue-the-films-of-ridley-scott
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
First time anyone has cared about Someone to Watch Over Me since it was released...
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
White Squall OK-ish as a pervish A&F Lord of the Flies/Bounty thingy.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
Ah, I see Alfred beat me to obligatory leery post from gaylxor.
― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
p much the first thing I'd head for. Or maybe reduce my unseen Oscar winners gulag by one with Gladiator.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
thelma + louise― horseshoe, Friday, November 14, 2008 6:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink^accurately called "feminist claptrap" by Armond White― Dr Morbius, Friday, November 14, 2008 6:23 PM (3 years ago)
― horseshoe, Friday, November 14, 2008 6:22 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^accurately called "feminist claptrap" by Armond White
― Dr Morbius, Friday, November 14, 2008 6:23 PM (3 years ago)
isn't that what AW says about 'the silence of the lambs'?
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 06:51 (fourteen years ago)
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 30, 2012 10:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a lot of these films really do not need another airing. black rain? g.i. jane? a good year? fucking robin hood?
ok, i'm going to go through these and let you know what's up:
PRETTY FRESHAlienBlade RunnerThe Duellists
GOOD, WOULD WATCH AGAIN1492: Conquest of ParadiseBlack Hawk DownKingdom of Heaven
INDIFFERENTBody of LiesHannibalMatchstick MenThelma & LouiseWhite Squall
MORE-THAN-FAINTLY EMBARRASSINGLegendAmerican GangsterBlack RainSomeone to Watch Over Me
F.F.S.A Good YearRobin Hood
dude peaked early.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:32 (fourteen years ago)
i admit i haven't actually seen g.i. jane, maybe it's a masterpiece. so i left it off.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:33 (fourteen years ago)
oh and i forgot to put gladiator under "more-than-faintly embarrassing"
someone to watch over me looks really nice but has a dreadful script, as is often the case with this guy.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 07:34 (fourteen years ago)
new uneven answers
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
i'd bump american gangster up one tier - i really dig the slavish recreation of early 70s nyc & jersey, and there's some funny/entertaining scenes
black rain is bad bad bad, im 100% convinced that he only made it so he could shoot a movie in japan. it does look incredible, to be fair
i thought robin hood was a new low in overall laziness from this guy, one of his worst ever
still need to see much vaunted kingdom of heaven director's cut
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:33 (fourteen years ago)
kinda intrigued by black rain but man if H4A can't rep for it...
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
its like a slurry of every 80s cop movie cliche, with racism sprinkled on top. its basically a reskin of Red Heat right down to the ending airport scene where american cop and foreign cop have a meaningful exchange that shows how much they've come to respect each other despite cultural differences. osaka is beautifully shot in it though
funny that it came out the same year as imamura's black rain
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
I just watched the trailer on youtube - looks like a real dog's breakfast, loved the shots of japan tho
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
a good year is by far the worst of his crap films
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
black hawk dawn was sort of vile but not in a distinguished way
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
i sort of enjoyed a good year when i saw it, but i can barely remember it + couldnt defend it
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
every shithead broker in london says they will retire at 40 and buy a villa(ge) in provence and the film is like the wish fulfillment version of that in which they magically inherit a first class vineyard and get to schtup marion cotillard
the mixture of old school clubbable anti-frog sentiment and 'a year in provence' fancifulness is quintessentially english and terrible
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:18 (fourteen years ago)
heh i think thats what i found fascinating about it, im sure it would've been repulsive to me if i was english
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
blackhawk down is politically pretty vile but fairly engrossing as an action movie IIRC.
man, if ever two films were NOT alike...
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
TBQH i'd rather watch top gun again than most of RS's movies, but maybe that's just b/c i haven't seen top gun since 1986.
MORE-THAN-FAINTLY EMBARRASSING Legend
gtfo. horseshoe where you at?
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 03:31 (fourteen years ago)
Should watch some Tony Scott joints
― Lady Sovereign (Citizen) (milo z), Monday, 6 October 2025 18:55 (eight months ago)
wow, Legend is a real drag... looks PHENOMENAL but then about three and half things, total, happen over the course of 89 minutes.
― Hiphoptimus Rhyme (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 November 2025 16:42 (seven months ago)
boooo how dare u
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 November 2025 21:11 (seven months ago)
It stinks I tell ya!!! I swear they were in that dungeon for six weeks just mugging at each other. Pretty solidly my least favorite of the big 80s kids' fantasy movies, tho maybe there's one or two I haven't seen yet.
― Hiphoptimus Rhyme (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 00:16 (seven months ago)
boooooooo
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 00:45 (seven months ago)
Finally watching HAWSAGOOTCHI i mean House of Gucci
this is like watching the expanded universe of a spaghetti commercial
the dialogue is so boring. and the needledrops are baffling. watching the wedding i was like “no way are they playing ‘Faith’” moments later “oh they are really playing ‘Faith’ here”
Gaga is worthwhile, but idk about anything else.
Driver is so low energy
And Leto. This fucking human emoji. everytime his trash-ass does his Italian Christopher Walken i stare at everyone in the background waiting to see anyone cutting eyes or visibly dissassociating
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 April 2026 00:01 (two months ago)
I've always been obsessed with his Chanel commercials from the 80s and was wondering if he'd ever mentioned 'Last Year at Marienbad' as an influence as certain shots and the vibe are reminiscent. While googling, I only just now discovered that he directed Roxy Music's 'Avalon' music video (!)(his only) which has a very obvious 'Marienbad' influence.
― Spencer Chow, Sunday, 10 May 2026 01:51 (one month ago)
excellent question and banging post
― mh, Sunday, 10 May 2026 02:09 (one month ago)
MHO, it's kind of telling that the version of Blade Runner without Ford's voiceover (which, as I understand it, he actively tried to make sound grating) is less engaging.― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux)
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― dow, Sunday, 10 May 2026 03:28 (one month ago)