― onimo (onimo), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link
-- passiflora incarnata (jb...), January 10th, 2007.
that cover is kind of creepy. why does michelle williams look all chubby? why does katie holmes look like jennifer garner? why does guy who plays pacey look like a B+ hs senior year art project? why would anyone hire van der beek?
-- sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (sunnysuccesso...), January 10th, 2007.
― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― reverto levidensis (blueski), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link
-- TOMB07 (tombo...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 3:10 PM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)
On Airheads thread
― you win again, gravity! (tissp), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link
joke... forming...
-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), January 10th, 2007 2:46 PM. (Enrique) (later)
― === temporary username === (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link
LISTEN CAREFULLY
I HATE YOU
I AM SHAKING MY FIST AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN NOW, IT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY HERE AND I COULD SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU, BUT I'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH WHAT I'VE GOT
-- The Android Cat (djperry@...
Cats!
-- Ned Raggett (ned@...
Not that this was your intention, but I read that and substituted 'FIST' for 'COCK' and 'COMPUTER SCREEN' for 'CHILD'S FACE' and got even MORE creeped out.
-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpat@...
(edited, obviously)
― emil.y (emil.y), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
you use the two-fingered spread-apart gesture to “stretch” the image larger
can't think of any uses for... oh dear
-- Bodyrox feat. Luciano Pavarotti (...), Today 3:49 PM. (fandango) (later)
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link
it is sure to succeed.
-- poppage ahoy (papiermachealamphibia...), Today 9:13 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)
― stet (stet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link
86. Hyperbole, especially with regard to how great/funny something is. -- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 9th, 2007 6:11 AM. (scarymonsterrr) (later) (link) (admin)
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ugh hyperbole is the WORST. -- s1ocki (slytus...), January 9th, 2007 7:14 AM. (slutsky) (later) (link) (admin)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007 5:54 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///)
― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― jimn (jimnaseum), Thursday, 11 January 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link
(okay, you may have a point)
-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2007 1:39 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)
Obv you don't know who you're giving that advice to.
-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 11th, 2007 1:46 AM. (Chesty Joe Morgan) (later)
Oh fuck, a narc!
-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2007 1:48 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:40 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007.
Uh, what the hell are you talking about? Are you RETARDED?
He was NOT "POSSESSED BY SATAN". You'd have to be a cretin to think that.
He SOLD HIS SOUL to SATAN. That's very different. This also explains all the features I was talking about. Satan, however would leave him alone until his time came, at which point he would dragged down into the feiry pit of brimstone for ETERNITY.
Srsly, don't make shit up.-- Frogm@n Henry (le_peti....), January 11th, 2007 8:46 AM. (Frogm@n Henry) (link)
-- Frogm@n Henry (le
― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 11 January 2007 07:48 (seventeen years ago) link
WTF? Robert Johnson had a hellhound on his trail, not a fucking moose.
-- NickB (nic...), January 11th, 2007. (later)
― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link
-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), January 11th, 2007.
― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 10th, 2007 2:53 PM. (Dom Passantino)
I'd have probably been successfully stalked by the Lex by now.
-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), January 10th, 2007 2:56 PM. (Haberdager) (
― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (AlanTrewarth...), January 11th, 2007 3:47 PM. (Alan)
That's disgusting.
-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 11th, 2007 3:54 PM. (tracerhand)
― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)
they can run but they can't hide
-- reverto levidensis (n...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)
All too true.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)
You are exactly like the Candyman.
-- AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyza...) (webmail), January 11th, 2007. (link)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), Today. (later)-------------------------- classic opera trope.
-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)
― j middlestein (jergins), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Johnney B English (john.barlo...), January 11th, 2007 10:31 PM. (stigoftdump) (later)
what never?
-- reverto levidensis (n...), January 11th, 2007 11:02 PM. (blueski) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 January 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link
I was making some coffee when I smelled burning cheese. The pile of cheese i had put on the side walk was in flames! There was a CGI policeman saying " You dumb shit! I hate you so much!" Then I spilled Oregano all over my shoes and accidentally knighted Elton John again, just before a giraffe puked on my Ferrari! Only then did I realise I was covered in Mint Jelly from the previous nights lamb a thon
-- mike hanle y (pennyson...), April 10th, 2002 1:00 AM. (link)
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Matt DC (runmd...), Yesterday 2:38 PM. (Matt DC) (later) (link)
― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link
FACT.
-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...), January 12th, 2007.
probably not as bad as willie having a yeast infection
-- friday on the porch (l...), January 12th, 2007.
omg
-- underwater ghost ship picture (polarbea...), January 12th, 2007.
― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:50 (seventeen years ago) link
-- lex pretend (lexusjee...), January 12th, 2007.------------------------------------------------------------------------
he's this crazy bass player from pedro... you know? where the docks are to go like to catalina n shit? when you drive down the 110 and see all those oil shits and the ocean? that's where he's from. anyway, dude plays a mean bass and get this.. the guy fucking talks in his own language. it's crazy. you gotta get into watt.
-- chaki (chaki.tim...), January 12th, 2007.
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 January 2007 11:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 12 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Friday, 12 January 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link
-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), January 12th, 2007. (link)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link
-- cheesesteak and shake (wt...), January 12th, 2007.
then again he also enjoyed sugar more than husker du.
― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link
-- cheesesteak and shake (wt...) (webmail), January 12th, 2007. (link)
― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link
Who has pubes on their face????? -- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 12th, 2007.
― fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link
-- do i have to draw you a diaphragm (crump...), Today 3:34 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later) (link)
― a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), January 13th, 2007 11:06 AM. (Alba) (later) (link)
― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link
I could not survive without my contact lenses because I am vain.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), January 13th, 2007 3:55 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)
I don't get this thing about people wearing contact lenses because they're vain. You can't even see them unless you look really closely.
-- Alba (albab...), January 13th, 2007 4:06 PM. (Alba) (later) (link)
I'm vain because I hate how I look in glasses.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), January 13th, 2007 4:10 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)
― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link
Context wasn't necessary.
― mark grout (mark grout), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link
xxposts
hey, that kid on the cover of Nevermind is practically old enough to vote...
-- hank (henr...), January 11th, 2007. (hank s)
Did he ever catch that dollar?
-- StanM (Stan10...), January 11th, 2007. (StanM)
he did, Stan...he spent it on a comic book...
-- hank (henr...), January 11th, 2007. (hank s
― sleeve version 2.0 (sleeve testing), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Surmounter (rra12...), January 15th, 2007.
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Tep (icaneatglas...) (webmail), Today 12:42 PM. (ktepi) (link)
awesome
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 15 January 2007 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link