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though I bet it would get me hell of laid by every single person in brazil, given the proper airfare and marital status

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

no no tom jose carioca tattoo STILL A FUCKING GREAT IDEA

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/12568_36629_5.jpg
^^^^ so 8080

beartrap yeah wait, that's a terrific idea??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"oooh Tombot, I love the music you are making with your computer, but I am sorry I can only make the cha cha cha with someone who has a--how you say?--tattoo of a crazy bird on their person."

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/01/31/gisele_.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

well now i know way too much about tom brady and his tattoos, thx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.2night.it/album/redattori/valentina_furri/jose_carioca_2903_d.jpg

so damn suave

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

lol
http://www.don-mcduck.de/bilder/charaktere/carioca02.jpg
boysfrombrazil.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

no no no boxcar I cannot have a brazilian tropical cartoon bird hanging around on the parts of my body that are left for tattoos

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

why not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.don-mcduck.de/bilder/charaktere/panchito02.jpg
awesome

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not getting walt disney's international outreach ass antlers or a big green cockatoo on my forearm

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I just don't love fun that much, ok?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

you are teh funkill

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost HAH

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

alright i guess i'll have to get it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Suomi girls, Why so hot?

Finnish men, what and why are you shouting outside my window?

People of this thread, can we agree that Sheer Heart /attack is the best Queen album?

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

then i will go have sex with all of brazil

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

that's gonna hurt

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sheer heart attack is dynamite with a lazer beam, no getting around that fact

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah plus i'm not really into hispanics so i gotta rethink this plan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

brazilians aren't really all that hispanic, yo

http://www.dennisblackwell.com/modfab/hottestbrazilian2006.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

dude why

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

dear kenan,

thank you for making me really, really hate brazil. that is the exact opposite of any dude i would ever date or even consider having sex with, basically. all of those dudes.

sincerely yours,
ally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

clearly ally is not a gay man

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I have images turned OFF

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

also have you ever watched any south/central american television? everyone's "white" down there if you go by photos and filmed shit. bunch of racists. i should move to mexico city myself, i'd be a movie star in 10 seconds flat.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

It's OK, to have sex with those dudes you would need to grow a penis.

beartraps

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bukakitten.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh jesus god fuck

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i should put that on chicago in retaliation for your little banana poster up there

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, a cat with milk on it's face repulses you but naked hairless brazilian dudes are A-OK? when did you turn into jaymc?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhh that kitty is adorable

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

adorably covered in dog jizz

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

That's what the first guy said.

Beartrap

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

it's milk, you assholes. don't defile cute kitty.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Kitty has been defiled enough for one day.

― John Justen, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd say with the word "bukakitten" right on the picture, the defiling has been done for us

beartraps

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

but naked hairless brazilian dudes are A-OK?

NAKED HAIRLESS BRAZILIAN DUDES ARE PEOPLE TOO WHAT IS THIS FASCIST CRAP

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

redress the balance with some hott finish girls, or shall I just go down stairs and photograph the receptionists.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ed does Finland have kittens?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

See kenan, the thing is only you want to fuck them, whereas apparently everyone but you wants to fuck that sweet, sweet kitten.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't want to fuck that kitten

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to pour it a bowl of man milk, though

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I will claim the kitten, and name her "Snowball."

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well, it's been nice knowing you guys

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

peace out

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, I've given it some thought and I have the sneaking suspicion that we're going to hell.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i never said anything about wanting to do anything to that kitten.

i just want to watch.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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