Ken vs. Boris: It's So On

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Surely the point of the Mayor of London role is to shunt ambitious liabilities off to the side and keep them away from the cabinet?

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 14:13 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

So Gordon Brown for mayoral candidate in 2012?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

Does Kirkcaldy have a mayor?

Tom D., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yes, I am sure you are right. But this is not what Boris wants (or so I have been imformed). He sees himself front and centre in the next election and also sees himself as part of the bandwagon that really got rolling after his election. He doesn;t see himself as a liability at all anymore (if he ever did).

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

Somehow I don't think David Cameron is planning on having someone more popular than David Cameron in his cabinet

Tom D., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

Lee McQueen?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/2508700274_ccea02b58e_o.jpg

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

That picture is shocking.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

That picture is not allowed to appear in any publication now, apparently. The photographer has mysteriously forbidden it.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 6 June 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/why-kens-still-seeing-red-907647.html

“I told him to his face, ‘You’ve been responsible for one person’s death, stay away from my family. Get off my doorstep’.”

What a charmer, really miss him already.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

hi nrq

blueski, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:35 (seventeen years ago)

holla

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe he should have told ping pong jokes, bruv??

King Boy Pato, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)

fucking labour party hack rewriting history is what this is: it was ken's great mates campbell and blair wot killed the doctor, not gilligan.

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 25 August 2008 12:54 (seventeen years ago)

livingstone can't compete with gilligan when it comes to mud-slinging i guess. he said some good stuff elsewhere in that article tho (dunno if anyone noticed).

blueski, Monday, 25 August 2008 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

Instead there are too many columnists. “There are people who never did anything and I’m not terribly interested in their opinions. I don’t want to pick out anybody but Catherine Bennett (of The Observer)would be a good start. Why is anyone interested in her opinions? Has she written great literature, produced great art work, run a major corporation, been elected to office, or is she just paid to produce bile?” he moans. “You might as well pop into the local pub and say ‘What’s your opinion?’ It’s equally valid.”

Reminds me of someone.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

haws, way to pick one of the leftier hacks out there.

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23915523-ken-livingstone-under-fire-over-his-iranian-tv-role.do

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

Staggering poor judgement on Ken's part, but that Evening Standard article conveniently fails to mention the prominent ES journalist and famous anti-Ken campaigner who is also in the pay of the exact same Iranian TV channel.

Oh yes. I lolled.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 January 2011 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

he should keep the fuck away from those arseholes.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

yes i noticed his absence from the byline but then he's not running for mayor

book reviews must be a hoot

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

You don't think it's slightly hypocritical of the Standard to act like this is the worst thing in the world when one of their star journalists has been employed by the exact same Iranian propaganda network in an even more prominent capacity?

I get that there are skewed moral universes involved when you're owned by a former KGB agent but still...

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

I think it is the skewed moral universe of being a former Associated paper.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

just because its hypocritical doesn't mean it alters ken's position

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

But yes, Ken is a fucking idiot but then again we knew that anyway.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

what a choice we have

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Think Boris will win comfortably anyway, he's distanced himself enough from the government in the popular consciousness.

Matt DC, Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

am starting to think that "selfish buffoon" is kind of the default mayoral choice for metropolitan mayors

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Maracas.jpg

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:28 (fourteen years ago)


Will West
@Castmana1
Now I like Ken Livingstone, and I like Boris Johnson, but which is better? There's only one way to find out... #kenandboris #fight

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

i trust we all have our "sack boris" oyster card wallets?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tssa.org.uk/en/campaigns/index.cfm/campaign/sack-boris

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh good i need one to replace the horrible mastercard one.

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

got held up by the ancient, sputtering "not ken again" bus last week. p much decided my vote.

Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

JD Wetherspoon chairman Tim Martin added: “When I first moved to London, Ken was in charge and he opened this huge library near where I lived in Wood Green. It was my first taste of his extravagance and that’s always stuck with me. So I’m backing Boris — I hope he’ll spend money more wisely than Ken has done.”

useless chamber, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

They have books in Wetherspoons you know.

mmmm, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

libraries are pretty much the dry, marxist version of wetherspoons

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

god this is TOMORROW

any particular feelings about jenny jones or siobhan benita? or brian paddick, indeed.

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:19 (fourteen years ago)

This is the quietest election ever, I've barely even noticed it.

Wonder if Paddick might come in fourth.

Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

maybe because boris is so far ahead in the polls? or because it's not exactly an inspiring choice

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

if the populus poll is to be believed there's a possibility that paddick might come FIFTH :o

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:37 (fourteen years ago)

I've been more aware of Paddock than any of the others as his "i'm a copper" billboards seem to be all over South London. Probably not the best way to go to attract Brixton votes, really.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

isn't his entire shtick meant to be "i'm a copper but not like all them other corrupt thuggish coppers and i will REFORM the POLICE"? he's not v good at conveying it

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:42 (fourteen years ago)

i spent a few hours the other week googling the london assembly candidates in the little booklet. how did people work out who was running before the internet?

i guess the plethora of right-wing splitter parties should serve to split the vote so it's a good thing, but it's horrible flipping through the booklet and being like, oh look, there's the BNP, the 3nglish d3mocrats, UKIP and the National Front! plus some bullshit about traditional marriage.

c sharp major, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:49 (fourteen years ago)

paddick has been comparing himself to galloway, apparently, based on a) their low polling numbers and b) their reality tv show pasts

:(

you can't even make punchlines about these people any more

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

can't say i'm not tempted by benita purely because she's a faceless dull civil servant and not a personality clown, but protest-voting is kinda lame isn't it

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

I passed Boris' bus this morning, outside the Hilton, Paddington. He was not in it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 11:01 (fourteen years ago)

JD Wetherspoon chairman Tim Martin added: “When I first moved to London, Ken was in charge and he opened this huge library near where I lived in Wood Green. It was my first taste of his extravagance and that’s always stuck with me. So I’m backing Boris — I hope he’ll spend money more wisely than Ken has done.”

so far beyond parody, these cunts

Bad Company's Drummer's Daughter (stevie), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

If Ken Loach had written that...

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:22 (fourteen years ago)


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