Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

>people who use more than one card at the cashpoint and not only that but check their balance on each

Wld rather this include anyone in front of me at any cashpoint ever. Fuckers be playing it like a fruit machine, how can it take four minutes to withdraw a tenner?

ur listening to the streets

people who abuse and neglect and abandon animals

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/07/15/cnnheroes.hoffman.dog.rescue/index.html?hpt=C2

people who shame us with real examples of disgusting savages are disgusting savages iirc

those pricks who drive 1cm behind you in the fast lane on the motorway and always have their headlights on even in bright sunlight just to say "get the fuck out of my way". SAVAGES

― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, July 16, 2010 6:51 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Those pricks that go slow in the fast lane. And those pricks that don't understand that a lot of cars these days have daytime running lights.

one of my cars, the headlights come on automatically when you turn the ignition and are on all the time

also i thought it was safer or something to have them on in the day and they were encouraging ppl to do so

people who say "actually goldfish have very good memories" when you say "let me write it down, because I have a goldfish memory."

Tourists who hold up a bus filled with people during rush hour so they can ask the bus driver absolutely basic, anyone-on-the-street-would-know questions. Bonus points if you hold up the bus during the entire length of a green light and then finish your question just as it turns red.

and I mean to ask that in a vaguely condescending tone, too. The extra space/privacy can be a real help when you get claustrophobic 'cant-go'ness. As long as you're cleaning the seat after, give me one good reason why the fuck shouldn't I be allowed to?

― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB)

cleaning up the seat after is fine, but nobody really does that, do they? I guess I can see someone having that claustrophobia when you're in some giant bath room without dividers between the urinals, but in any other condition that strikes me as an... I don't know... issue.

people who use the expression "that dog won't hunt"

drivers who pass you on the left (this might be U.S.-specific)

gah i mean the right, obviously. fuckin savages.

>>hope this wasn't mentioned already, but: people who insist on urinating in the stall
>>toilet(s) when there are empty urinals available.

>Why?
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>― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Thursday, July 15, 2010 8:07 PM Bookmark

1) wastes water
2) somebody might need the stall toilet urgently for something that the urinal won't well accommodate

gah i mean the right, obviously. fuckin savages.

if you're getting passed on the right then you are in the wrong lane

okay new disgusting savages: guys who can't be bothered to lift the seat in public stalls and piss all over them

cosign. "cause eww i'm not gonna touch that dirty toilet seat to lift it up, you know guys like me having been pissing all over it all day, don't you??"

the thing that blows my mind is apparently girls do this too

like, that seems so... counter-productive

also people who don't flush public toilets. wtf? is this like a bragging thing? like "hey world, look at the double deuce i just laid – it's wide gauge and filled with sunflower seeds"

I think that's likewise an aversion to touching the yucky flusher, even though it's cold metal which no bacteria can grow on.

(my only info on this is an argument/discussion had with "friends", one of whom was an adamant non-hand washer, another a non-flusher)

* people who use the self-check-out lane at the grocery store when they have a huge grocery cart full of food, including a bunch of fruit and vegetables that they have to look up one by one.

^^^^ also people that ignore the 15 items or less lane with an entire cartful because surely that only applies to "other people"

in fairness, if you read the small print it says "15 items or less... unless it's YOU"

adamant non-hand washer
added to the list. Do whatever you want in your own house, but these are the types of people public health depts. were created for.

if you're getting passed on the right then you are in the wrong lane

this seems to rest on a number of assumptions that may or may not be true

assumption #1: you are going to slow in the left lane
evidence: you are getting passed on the right

people who turn other people's disgusting savage examples around on them to make that person out to be the real disgusting savage

hmmm... would that make me a disgusting savage?

xxp yeah see i was referring to being passed on the left in a middle lane while going w/the flow of traffic. otherwise that would be a pretty stupid thing for me to complain about. if the passer really feels like everybody else on the road is holding him up, well fuck 'em.

ah okay in that case I retract my implication that you are a disgusting savage

you might be flirting with dirty primitive-dom tho

in certain situations it's just easier for everybody if i pass someone on the right, sorry if that makes me a d.s.

well there are so many disgusting savages on the road in the Boston area that it's impossible to get anywhere without becoming one yourself

I sometimes have a shy bladder in public restrooms unless I sit down. this only happens occasionally. but I don't think having an "issue" should keep me from being able to pee.

you're def more prone to getting swiped by someone going 95mph if you pass on the left than on the right. i don't see what's bad about getting passed on the right?

People who, getting onto a crowded subway, try to bypass the (relatively) civilized lines of people that form on either side of the door by walking straight through the middle as people are still getting off. I quite aggressively blocked a woman who did this the other day.

I applaud your aggressive blocking

People who have big widescreen TVs or monitors, but don't adjust the aspect ratio, so everything is wide and squat---I don't know why this shits me so much, if I don't have to look at it, but it drives me up the wall.

Guy who shares a name with a bloated, dead rock star OTM. That drives me crazy.

I saw a guy this morning get on the subway holding a regular-sized laptop with headphones attached -- like holding it open and standing with it so he could watch a movie, which appeared to be some kind of anime. I'm not sure whether I want to call him a disgusting savage or if it's more just like "First time in New York/outside your apartment?"

I sometimes have a shy bladder in public restrooms unless I sit down. this only happens occasionally. but I don't think having an "issue" should keep me from being able to pee.

now i just feel like a dick for bringing it up. let me just rephrase to be more specific: people who walk by an available urinal so that they can hog a stall and pee all over the seat are disgusting savages.

people take up a car-sized parking spot, in a city where parking is scarce, when there are plenty of moped-sized parking spots available, are disgusting savages.

People who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot rather than returning them.

People who, getting onto a crowded subway, try to bypass the (relatively) civilized lines of people that form on either side of the door by walking straight through the middle as people are still getting off. I quite aggressively blocked a woman who did this the other day.

people who take a very long time getting off the subway while i'm standing outside trying to respect the "let 'em off first" rule, and then the subway doors close in my face while i'm getting on. i'm always ready to get off the train when it stops at the station; can't figure out why anyone would just like sit there until the cars stop and the doors open.

People who have big widescreen TVs or monitors, but don't adjust the aspect ratio, so everything is wide and squat---I don't know why this shits me so much, if I don't have to look at it, but it drives me up the wall.

― The great big red thing, for those who like a surprise (James Morrison), Tuesday, July 20, 2010 8:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh my God, this drives me Crazy! Especially when compunded with an idea that filling the whole screen looks better even though it makes everyone look to be under 5 feet tall.

Also, the woman on the bus yesterday who stepped on my foot, looked at my feet (which I had my bag neatly tucked behind), sat down and turned to the rest of the bus to announce "why do people put their bag like this!" only to then put her fucking duffel bag down on the floor, extending halfway into the aisle, is a disgusting savage.

why anyone would just like sit there until the cars stop and the doors open

If they are a tourist they might not know which side the doors are going to open?

(NB I have never been on an American subway so I don't know if there even are doors on both sides, but British trains have doors on both sides and don't necessarily always have the platform on the same side at every station)

But yeah, anyone who doesn't at least make a reasonable show of having their act together in time to let people on = DS, agreed.

* people who use the self-check-out lane at the grocery store when they have a huge grocery cart full of food, including a bunch of fruit and vegetables that they have to look up one by one.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, July 20, 2010 7:00 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Uh, I do this, and I can promise you I finish more quickly and efficiently than people who have, like, ten items, for the simple reason that I am not a moron. Seriously, my wife and I went shopping this past Sunday and bought $150 worth of groceries. We were done and on our way out the door before the woman in the next lane who had maybe 20 items total and was half done when we started.

Although tbqf we just stole everything.

hahaha