those pricks who drive 1cm behind you in the fast lane on the motorway and always have their headlights on even in bright sunlight just to say "get the fuck out of my way". SAVAGES
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, 16 July 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
speed up grandad
― postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 16 July 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link
People who put litter or gum in urinals
― WOOD! GOBLINS! (NickB), Friday, 16 July 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link
"they're are" - groan
― I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link
people who use more than one card at the cashpoint and not only that but check their balance on each
― kim jong-ill (cozen), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^
once had a guy in front of me with a full handful of cards withdrawing the max limit on each one.
― postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link
That man was a criminal
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:11 (thirteen years ago) link
criminal waste of my time certainly
― postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link
>people who use more than one card at the cashpoint and not only that but check their balance on each
Wld rather this include anyone in front of me at any cashpoint ever. Fuckers be playing it like a fruit machine, how can it take four minutes to withdraw a tenner?
― Bill A, Friday, 16 July 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link
ur listening to the streets
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link
people who abuse and neglect and abandon animals
http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/07/15/cnnheroes.hoffman.dog.rescue/index.html?hpt=C2
― DâM-EdnA-FunK (get bent), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
people who shame us with real examples of disgusting savages are disgusting savages iirc
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, July 16, 2010 6:51 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Those pricks that go slow in the fast lane. And those pricks that don't understand that a lot of cars these days have daytime running lights.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
one of my cars, the headlights come on automatically when you turn the ignition and are on all the time
― hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
also i thought it was safer or something to have them on in the day and they were encouraging ppl to do so
― hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
people who say "actually goldfish have very good memories" when you say "let me write it down, because I have a goldfish memory."
― ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 16 July 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Tourists who hold up a bus filled with people during rush hour so they can ask the bus driver absolutely basic, anyone-on-the-street-would-know questions. Bonus points if you hold up the bus during the entire length of a green light and then finish your question just as it turns red.
― elephant rob, Friday, 16 July 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
and I mean to ask that in a vaguely condescending tone, too. The extra space/privacy can be a real help when you get claustrophobic 'cant-go'ness. As long as you're cleaning the seat after, give me one good reason why the fuck shouldn't I be allowed to?― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB)
― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB)
cleaning up the seat after is fine, but nobody really does that, do they? I guess I can see someone having that claustrophobia when you're in some giant bath room without dividers between the urinals, but in any other condition that strikes me as an... I don't know... issue.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Friday, 16 July 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
people who use the expression "that dog won't hunt"
― Mordy, Friday, 16 July 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
drivers who pass you on the left (this might be U.S.-specific)
― hobbes, Friday, 16 July 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
gah i mean the right, obviously. fuckin savages.
>>hope this wasn't mentioned already, but: people who insist on urinating in the stall >>toilet(s) when there are empty urinals available.
>Why?>>― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Thursday, July 15, 2010 8:07 PM Bookmark
1) wastes water2) somebody might need the stall toilet urgently for something that the urinal won't well accommodate
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
if you're getting passed on the right then you are in the wrong lane
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
okay new disgusting savages: guys who can't be bothered to lift the seat in public stalls and piss all over them
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
cosign. "cause eww i'm not gonna touch that dirty toilet seat to lift it up, you know guys like me having been pissing all over it all day, don't you??"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
the thing that blows my mind is apparently girls do this too
like, that seems so... counter-productive
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
also people who don't flush public toilets. wtf? is this like a bragging thing? like "hey world, look at the double deuce i just laid – it's wide gauge and filled with sunflower seeds"
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I think that's likewise an aversion to touching the yucky flusher, even though it's cold metal which no bacteria can grow on.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
(my only info on this is an argument/discussion had with "friends", one of whom was an adamant non-hand washer, another a non-flusher)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
* people who use the self-check-out lane at the grocery store when they have a huge grocery cart full of food, including a bunch of fruit and vegetables that they have to look up one by one.
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^ also people that ignore the 15 items or less lane with an entire cartful because surely that only applies to "other people"
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
in fairness, if you read the small print it says "15 items or less... unless it's YOU"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
adamant non-hand washeradded to the list. Do whatever you want in your own house, but these are the types of people public health depts. were created for.
― kate78, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
this seems to rest on a number of assumptions that may or may not be true
― hobbes, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
assumption #1: you are going to slow in the left laneevidence: you are getting passed on the right
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
people who turn other people's disgusting savage examples around on them to make that person out to be the real disgusting savage
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
hmmm... would that make me a disgusting savage?
xxp yeah see i was referring to being passed on the left in a middle lane while going w/the flow of traffic. otherwise that would be a pretty stupid thing for me to complain about. if the passer really feels like everybody else on the road is holding him up, well fuck 'em.
― hobbes, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
ah okay in that case I retract my implication that you are a disgusting savage
you might be flirting with dirty primitive-dom tho
― he does NOT have the training (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
in certain situations it's just easier for everybody if i pass someone on the right, sorry if that makes me a d.s.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
well there are so many disgusting savages on the road in the Boston area that it's impossible to get anywhere without becoming one yourself
― he does NOT have the training (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I sometimes have a shy bladder in public restrooms unless I sit down. this only happens occasionally. but I don't think having an "issue" should keep me from being able to pee.
― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
you're def more prone to getting swiped by someone going 95mph if you pass on the left than on the right. i don't see what's bad about getting passed on the right?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
People who, getting onto a crowded subway, try to bypass the (relatively) civilized lines of people that form on either side of the door by walking straight through the middle as people are still getting off. I quite aggressively blocked a woman who did this the other day.
― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
I applaud your aggressive blocking
― I Ain't Committing Suicide For No Crab (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
People who have big widescreen TVs or monitors, but don't adjust the aspect ratio, so everything is wide and squat---I don't know why this shits me so much, if I don't have to look at it, but it drives me up the wall.
― The great big red thing, for those who like a surprise (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Guy who shares a name with a bloated, dead rock star OTM. That drives me crazy.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I saw a guy this morning get on the subway holding a regular-sized laptop with headphones attached -- like holding it open and standing with it so he could watch a movie, which appeared to be some kind of anime. I'm not sure whether I want to call him a disgusting savage or if it's more just like "First time in New York/outside your apartment?"
― uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
now i just feel like a dick for bringing it up. let me just rephrase to be more specific: people who walk by an available urinal so that they can hog a stall and pee all over the seat are disgusting savages.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Thursday, 22 July 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
people take up a car-sized parking spot, in a city where parking is scarce, when there are plenty of moped-sized parking spots available, are disgusting savages.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Thursday, 22 July 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link