SACRED EROTIC ...The Incredible Lightness of Touch. Private, safe, tasteful. Greenwich Village. (212) 645-4995
― omar little, Monday, 10 November 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
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― Alba, Monday, August 11, 2008 8:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Except I just clicked on the bit that said "unfit" on the site and it's basically just talking about spambots and the like. I was kind of amped for these guys to cement my self-image but I guess not this time
― The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Monday, 10 November 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
am i the only one reading that as "plenty offish"?
― koogs, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link
schtop, thish plenty offish site ish not ready for the Championsh League or UEFA cup 2008/9
― the goth from the hilarious 'nemi' comics (ken c), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Just got offish
― you made my mum eat Pick Only One (sic), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link
genius username sir
― the goth from the hilarious 'nemi' comics (ken c), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link
maria, don't let that stop you, because in the end when you finally meet some awesome dude it will be u who has teh last laugh.
^^^ THIS
Despite having made plenty of friends online (not on dating sites) I was a bit weirded out by the judgMENTAL lunacy of online dating. But once you get over that and realise everyone's in the same boat, it becomes much easier and even fun - and an incredible boost to the self-esteem (this fillip cannot be stressed enough).
I found the simplest way to deal with it was to ignore the whole "our computer has decided these people are PERFECT for you, based on a bunch of shallow bullshit you filled in very quickly" and just check out who's online at the same time as you - in other words, treat it exactly like walking into the pub and looking around to see who's cute :-)
― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 11:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought it an odd name... it only now occurred to me that it is supposed to be plenty of fish!
― ;n_n; (tehresa), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i want to know if caek's carbon dating joek worked or not
― horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
something tells me that i would never meet the kind of guy i like on a dating site
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
You won't even sleep with hipster!
― LUTE JOINTS (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
AND..?
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b49/RosaHelikopter/whatdoyoulike.jpg
― johnny crunch, Monday, 24 November 2008 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
loooool
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Monday, 24 November 2008 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link
so what's new in the *free* online dating world?the three sites I've used have only proved to be crap.
also *free* online sex personals - got any links?
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 9 February 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
none of that upgrade to a gold member bullcrap
― CaptainLorax, Monday, 9 February 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
craigslist.org
― gangsa paradise (tehresa), Monday, 9 February 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
facebook,duhwhe needs dating sites when theres facebook anyway
― Zeno, Monday, 9 February 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
whe needs dating sites when theres facebook anyway
― Gukbe, Monday, 9 February 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link
CHRIS-D from BILSTON
hi im lookin for a woman between 18-21. Age 21 Relationship Status Single Hometown BILSTON Seeking a woman Between 18 and 23 CHRIS-D is loopy about happy
CHRIS-D’s statement well i love playing football, i av a god payed job for my age. which is ok.apart from whe ni av to work 7am-8pm, i have a dog called millie, i like watchin t.v, films, playing the ps2, i love k.f.c, im not that keen on Mcdonalds its abit boring now.err, i like to drink stella and vodka. i like goin out. n i hope i hear from a lucky girl LOL
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 12 February 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
hi im lookin for a woman between 18-21.
Seeking a womanBetween 18 and 23
― gangsa paradise (tehresa), Thursday, 12 February 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
but are you a lucky girl LOL?
sounds like it might be a deal-breaker with this guy
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 12 February 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2407339160_3b4d4af426.jpg
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 12 February 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
why yes, it appears i am!xpost
― lucky girl LOL (tehresa), Thursday, 12 February 2009 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
k i hook you up
― more private than a bar stool (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 12 February 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
pof has done me already. met up with a cutie just last night.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude, if you can't be bothered to shell out a few quid to get a proper membership to a proper site, don't go bitching that you can't meet anyone.
Sorry, I'm still feeling pissed off about some guy the other day that I felt was jerking me about - he kept sending these one-line flirty emails, and I kept answering back, thinking, OK, this could lead to something... after the third email he asked me to buy him an upgraded account!
Like... fuck OFF.
I'm perfectly happy to go dutch on dating, but I am *NOT* paying for some loser boy who can't be bothered to, like, invest in his love life himself.
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
wow :|
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
after the third email he asked me to buy him an upgraded account!
That’s good; he’s honest, he’s giving you a chance to show your strengths and independence by letting you pay for him. I think it’s a good start, give him a chance!
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
He's honest, so I'm gonna be freaking honest right back...
I DON'T WANT NO SCRUBS, A SCRUB IS A GUY THAT CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM MASO-BOO!!!!!!
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
So basically, women want men to lie in the beginning, now wonder (some) men need the webdate thing.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
― also *free* online sex personals - got any links? (libcrypt), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't tease me when I'm getting fucking drunk and in the mood to SHOUT at someone. :-(
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
You get what you pay for amirite? (xp)
― also *free* online sex personals - got any links? (libcrypt), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, i'm in that kinda mood.
Will annoy someone else.
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude, if you can't be bothered to shell out a few quid to get a proper membership to a proper site, don't go bitching that you can't meet anyone.Sorry, I'm still feeling pissed off about some guy the other day that I felt was jerking me about - he kept sending these one-line flirty emails, and I kept answering back, thinking, OK, this could lead to something... after the third email he asked me to buy him an upgraded account!Like... fuck OFF.I'm perfectly happy to go dutch on dating, but I am *NOT* paying for some loser boy who can't be bothered to, like, invest in his love life himself.
just cuz I'm a guy I should be the one who pays apparently. HEY we both dont want to pay - don't get angry at cheapskates it sounds hypocritical
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:25 (fifteen years ago) link
especially broke cheapskates
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes, just because you are a guy, you should pay for your own upgraded account.
― also *free* online sex personals - got any links? (libcrypt), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Some dude wants to go on a date with me tomorrow, and I fear I may be too hungover if I carry on like this.
x-post, paying for your OWN internet dating subscription, YES YOU BLOODY WELL SHOULD.
I paid for mine own.
How would you feel if you'd been chatting to some chick online, and then after exchanging a few messages, she asks you to buy HER a subscription to the dating site? You'd tell her to fuck right off, wouldn't you.
In actual dates, he buys the first round, I buy the second - fair and square.
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
she just said she'd be happy to go dutch you fucking retard/sock (delete as appropriate)
― and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Still not convinced Lorax isn't a sock.
This is all shit. I'm gonna go back to reading Justice buggering their way through the Canadian noize rock scene.
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
*faints*
― s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:28 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark
You'd be surprised how many don't :(
― not_goodwin, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
wait r u SLASHing in this post
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I wish I knew who MSTRKRFT were, this shit is HOTTTT.
First dates are weird - like, I don't like offering to buy the first round, coz it's like some guy big swinging dick thing, that they like to act all manly and liek they're in control and buying the bacon and that shit. But I'll always buy the second round (if there is one) to try and keep things even.
This shit is tough for girls, too, coz, like some dudes get all upset and BUTTHURTED if you offer to pay (did I use that word right?) like you've insulted hteir manhood or whatever. I just htink it's nice to offer, you know.
― I can SLASH! I'm getting SLASHED with you! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
wait so you really are reading SLASH about Justice????
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link
OF COURSE I'M RADING SLASH ABOUT JUSTICE, WHY THE HELL WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT!??!?!?
― I can DRUNK!!! I'm getting DRUNKED with you!!!! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
mstrkrft r not noize rock
― and what, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
What the fuck are they then?
Oh wait, I can GOOGLE!!!!!
― I can DRUNK!!! I'm getting DRUNKED with you!!!! (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link