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― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

guys some perfectly respectable looking, suit-wearing and ipod-having young man just grabbed my arm and said unrepeatably filthy things to me! washington dc, you get a gold star today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, that was you? GOOD TO MEET YOU ALLY!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you looked familiar! what song was playin on yr ipod?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin how's your ear?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that wasn't an ipod i put chewing gum in my ears to keep the government from reading my mind. but they have sophisticated machines to get past the gum but i can jam their frequencies by electrifying the gum. what you saw were the wires attached to a 12V battery.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

my ear is fine why? WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD????

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

just an assumption based on historical data, about dudes who mess with my wife.
I should try the electric bubble yum thing, that sounds like it could solve a lot of my problems

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of the government, senator durbin, why is your office so douche-facey? i mean, no one else is as much of a prick, what gives? senator obama's office isn't like this (though, i guess they may have other things on their mind) nor is cong. manzullo's office. why you gotta make my life so hard?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

he knows about the gum in yr ear

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god aaaaaaaaagh hot overload on the naan and beyond what was i thinking i thought i knew capsacin what did i know

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm covering for the person one rung up on the ladder this week and so far we've had 4 congressional inquiries this week when we usually only get one every 4-6 weeks (if that often). 3 of them are from durbin's office. QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND LET ME GET SOME WORK DONE SO I CAN GET A NEW POSITION.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

haha send them over to opencrs.net

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

why would you do a thing like that to josh

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

josh is not the computers

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i see, that is my mistake

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just made DEET

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

How can people not love chemistry lab?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

and in class we learned how to synthesize mescaline

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

some people aren't good at science

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

stupid people

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

START WITH 3,4,5 TRIMETHOXY BENZALDEHYDE

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

right?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

not that i'd have a fucking clue what to do with it

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i usually just cut and paste from the cactus

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

<b>Spell Check.</b> Even little 8-year-old Susie Flynn can spell “president,” something that the architects of Rep. Duncan Hunter’s (R-Calif.) run for the title of commander in chief apparently can’t manage.

In the California Republican’s formal Federal Election Commission filing making his bid official, Hunter misspelled “president,” mangling the name of his committee as “Hunter for Prseident Inc.”

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ornaldo for vp

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

one of my classmates two weeks ago turned in a paper that was otherwise pretty good, but it had a huge ghastly misspelling in it. i don't understand what is so hard about spell check

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TBH spelling correctly is really something I could care less about re: presidential qualifications, I mean I'd vote for Ed a long time before I vote for any republican even if he was a certified scrabble champion for all time

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”
“Hunter for Prseident Inc.”

how did they find out about our plan ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/roflcopter.gif

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

if a president (or vice president) couldn't spell, no big deal but i think you should at least spell check yr FEC docs

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

eli for prseident

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for slowing everything down TRACER

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you were good at science!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

see that's why spell check can't be done. it takes too long, with all the animated gifs on the web and the embedded videos and shit, the computer can't finish before deadline.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFLCOPTERS fuckin shit up

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

dude just keep posting, eventually it will get sucked into the red hole in the middle of the page

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

so like

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

rofflecopter! yay

i am listening to 'stop breathin' right now

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

woah there's a roflcopter game

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

and it's the nerdiest thing ever

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

today is lame, time for a coke and a smoke

kind of disappointed no actual explosives were in the building you know?

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i feel awful

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

the weather is getting better!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i wanna cheeseburger

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

'hit the plane down' is my least favorite song!

― daria-g, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man cheeseburgers are fucking beyond awesome. i had a couple last week that were so good i txt-bombed my entire address book just to let everyone know.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

but then again i was kinda lit up when i had them.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i keep thinking i wanna like "hit the plane down" cuz i'm kind of a spiral defender but uh it's not very good at all

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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