Oh shit :0
― kkvgz, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/save-darfur.pnghttp://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/trexcontinent.jpg
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey don't laugh at other countries! Thats so typical of us North Africans.
― Evan, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
North America, er, Africa, looks kind of like a velociraptor as it is.
― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I always thought North America looks like a Harpy Eagle with South America in its talons
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
it kind of is iirc
― pass le corbusier (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 July 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.connecttristates.com/news/story.aspx?id=491087
Giving people a ride for free is illegal.
― StanM, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Ass, gas, or grass
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
haha wait
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy. Fucking. Shit. They should give that guy some kind of civic medal, not lock him up.
― Chicago to Philadelphia: "Suck It" (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link
SISSI said: Yesterday at 10:49 PMOOOH I FEEL ALOT SAFER NOW THAT HE IS OFF THE STREETS...WHEN ARE THE QUINCY POLICE OFFICERS GOING TO QUIT ACTING LIKE MALL COPS AND START CATCHING REAL CRIMINALS...THIS MAN IS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP DRUNK DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD..MAYBE IF THE TAXICABS WOULD RUN AT THE TIME THEY ARE NEEDED THIS WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM...I'M JUST SAYING...
SISSI OTMFM
― Specify music my dick hair (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Putin fires darts at gray whale from crossbow
what the fuck
― dayo, Thursday, 26 August 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Sergei34 31 minutes ago Report AbuseGreatest leader in History. No gay parades No Outsourcing jobs no Illegals just Slavic Power. Christianity in all schools. An invincible military No1 in Oil Gas and 3 in wheat except this yr just temporary. A 14 percent tax on all incomes not 40 like the West Slava Russia
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 August 2010 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link
When the boat skidded onto the beach, a buoyant Putin hopped off and made a beeline for waiting reporters. Clearly in his element, Putin replied jovially to a question as to whether the endeavor was dangerous.
"Living in general is dangerous," he quipped.
― casual rigmarole, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
putin kind of otm there
― Cunga, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh this is tacky.
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/pawprintpost/post/2010/09/dog-dies-in-hot-car-while-owner-tours-holocaust-museum/1
― blood and organs, cruelty and decay (kenan), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link
No1 in Oil Gas and 3 in wheat except this yr just temporary.
lol
― dy (max) ia (crüt), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Pope's astronomer says he would baptise an alien
― (+) (+ +), Friday, 17 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
An alien – 'no matter how many tentacles it has' – could have a soul, says pope's astronomer
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
This sounded like one of their op-ed pieces:
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6154/scaledphptn0server842fi.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
If only the owner had heeded the warning of the Scottish indie band.
― jaymc, Friday, 17 September 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
lol, the Waters headline just needs to be read in a slightly different inflection to be hilarious
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Again, I'm doing the what now?
― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 September 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the Waters one reminds me of this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-know-i-used-to-be-kind-of-cool-once,10932/
― Darin, Friday, 17 September 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I remember reading something about the origins of the Police that vaguely suggested that they were making a very deliberate and cynical attempt to capitalize on the punk trend but using their superior musicianship, or something.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 September 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean whatever, those records are good.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
I'm not sure that an Onion article is the right comparison, but... yeah.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 27 September 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh lord, just came to post that.
RIP
― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 September 2010 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link
If only that dead dog had been a German shepherd
xxxxxxxxpost
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 27 September 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Saw this had been revived and new it had to be the Segway dude.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 27 September 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
headlines wishin they were Onion headlines: Swanky new Vegas hotel’s ‘death ray’ proves inconvenient for some guests
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
RIM Needs More Fart Apps, Not FewerAll Things Digital - 7 hours ago
― adamirl (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/30/us/30drug.html
Shortage of Widely Used Anesthetics Is Delaying Executions
― zvookster, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/segway-anti-terror_684090n.jpg
― zvookster, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
huge LOL
― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Friday, 1 October 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Not partic Onion-y, but the newspaper somebody was reading a seat up from me on the bus last night had a headline "Wyden voted for stimulus, not ants". I was chucklin at that fr some reason.
― bear, bear, bear, Friday, 1 October 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
As prompted by buzza on the Los Angeles thread just now:
http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/10/five-things-la-could-learn-from-london.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I once got a sneaky blow job in London.Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Posted by: Pussyman | October 19, 2010 at 07:50 PM
― shart for shart's sake (unregistered), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Plus, even the American chains are better in Europe. H&M for instance.
― if, Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
It must be true.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Now we know what to put on the fourth plinth: a giant marble Pret sandwich. Hell, let's replace Nelson with a big old hoisin duck wrap.
― A brownish area with points (chap), Thursday, 21 October 2010 02:59 (thirteen years ago) link
NBC Develops Winery-Set Supernatural Soap
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke
― Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Thursday, 11 November 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link
EU officials envy quality of US diplomatic cables
― peter in montreal, Friday, 3 December 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Some Egyptian officials blame the Mossad for the deadly shark attacks in Sharm El-Sheik last week:
http://english.ahram.org.eg/NewsContent/1/64/1343/Egypt/Politics-/Experts-shoot-down-theory-that-Israel-is-behind-sh.aspx
― StanM, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
the new york times
― jeevves, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/digital-drugs/
― Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcgUEkBIX0&feature=player_embedded#!
You can apparently get your digital fix here.
― I can't wait to understand these arguments! (R Baez), Saturday, 15 January 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
H.R. 2: Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act
― another al3x, Saturday, 15 January 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link