oreo pizza: WTF

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cakesters: y or n?

jeff, Friday, 14 September 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

It can't be that bad.

Jeff, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ok this half-assed oreo pizza thing is gross and dumb but srsly - people don't like oreos??? i haven't had any in years (!) so maybe it's a childhood nostalgia thing but oreos are good! oh but also i remember american friends/aquaintances always saying that canadian oreos were like 345234 times better than american oreos. i don't think i've ever tried american oreos. wld do this taste test though.

rrrobyn, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

siding with american, however, i do want to try a chocotaco one of these days and i don't think they exist here. oreo ice cream and ice cream sandwiches do though, and they are goood.

rrrobyn, Friday, 14 September 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

oreo milkshakes or oreos in ice cream are good

latebloomer, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

chocotacos are down by law, u have to get them with the shells properly stale and chewy = delight. oreos are alright i guess, i don't bother with them.

tremendoid, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

God the ad for this stuff is so fucking disgusting. Sorry I'm late to the party.

31g, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

taco bell should come out with a rasberry chalupa! i don't even like rasberry anything but it rolls off the tongue really well.
it's spelled 'raspberry'?!

tremendoid, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oreos are great, rrobyn!

horseshoe, Friday, 14 September 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

the shells properly stale and chewy

I had never previously realized how absolutely key and true this is! Once these things have been sitting around for a while ... it's like the shells have been infused with butterscotch.

nabisco, Friday, 14 September 2007 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

b/c of ilx:
1. i have watched all of 'sex and the city' and
2. now all i want are oreos and chocotacos
effing bastards

rrrobyn, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Mmmmmm, petrified dung.

http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/chocotaco.html

StanM, Friday, 14 September 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago) link

so i bought oreos for the first time in like 10 years (?) and liked the first two enough to eat two more and then the weird chemical after-taste hit me but then i ate two more anyway just to make sure and then i felt really GROSS
i didn't know what to do so i just drank some decaf chai and waited for the ill to pass
ugh
this was hours ago and i still feel weird

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i am watching terminator 3

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa my god lemme get those dulce de leche oreos

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Are there healthy / vegan oreos that are any good?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

THOSE DULCE DE LECHE OREOS ARE HEAVEN

HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

AND VEGAN OREOS ARE AN ABOMINATION IN THE EYES OF OUR LORD

HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

for my birthday this year i'm going to make a pizza topped with tacos and sushi

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Baby I'm just a Cakester for your love.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the oreos gave me a glucose hangover

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

all i want to eat today is salad, fruit, yogurt and green tea
purification ritual in face of false food

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

This is how I feel after not being hungry and then going out for chicken wings, potato dinguses (dingii) w/cheese, and Stellas last night.

Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

(nb I am not actually eating salad and yogurt, duh)

Jordan, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure you were lied to, Jordan. Potatoes don't have dinguses any more than chickens have fingers.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

There was totally an online video where a kid was showing how to make the pizza using domino's official recipe book, and he keeps saying "this is probably really illegal"-- what happened to this? did anyone else see it? i see no link in this thread...

Will M., Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Why in God's name would you want that

HI DERE, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3h9viEpap8&NR=1

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually like both Oreos and shitty delivery pizza - although I tend to prefer either really cheap, really shitty local pizzeria or expensive-and-still-headache-inducing-but-so-so-good Pizza Hut. No MOR Dominos or Pizza Hut for me! But the Oreo Pizza is completely revolting as a concept. Probably sort of tolerable as junk food - but looking at it and comprehending the idea of eating a whole one is insane. The ads should really play up more of a party scenario - like eight people ordering three pizzas and hey, we'll split one of those dessert pizzas too. When it's just a couple dudes and they have one pizza and one Oreo pizza it makes you have to imagine eating half of one of those things....oooogh.

Nabisco (the ILXor, not the oreo manufacturer) and Tremendoid do make some interesting points here. Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion? I have a vague sense of this starting sometime in the mid-to-late-90s and basically becoming an annual thing ever since, with Pizza Hut definitely taking the lead on stupid gimmick pizzas - stuffed crust, sure, but the Quad, the P'Zone, surely others that I forget...

This is all making me really want some Little Caesar's Crazy Bread though.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?

No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"The Stuffed Crust Monologues" made the rounds of a bunch of university towns a few years back, as well. It threatened to give the "Puppetry of the Penis" guys a run for their money.

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i skipped it because i didn't want to pay $50 a ticket for 3 hours of dudes playing with their pepperonis

latebloomer, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i still cannot believe, after all these years, that hydrox is the name of a cookie

brownie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

it was originally an experimental truth serum developed by the CIA

latebloomer, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm drinking a vegan Hydroxycontin milkshake right now.

dell, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know what to believe anymore

brownie, Thursday, 20 September 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

Is there a website or book or something that charts the evolution of the high-concept pizza promotion?

No website, but there was at least one best-selling book, as well as an NBC miniseries a couple of years ago, which was based on the book. I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, now, but I'm sure someone else here can dig it up.

― dell, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 8:09 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I suspect dell is pulling my leg here but I still would totally read such a book if someone would write it.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 January 2012 07:53 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure if this is a documentary per se, but it's pretty good:

http://videopizza.biz/

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 22 January 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha wow.

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

is it normal that oreo pizza makes me feel scared?

because i feel scared.

LEGALIZE COCAINE (monster mash), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 16:09 (eight years ago) link


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