My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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haha well skittles called you a genius, and if these scientists are right (even though i think they're WRONG) that geniuses are potentially riddled with social problems or may be prone toweards autism, then you are either not a genius, or a superubergenius since you hide your autism so well, and party it up at places like el coyote (even though you didn't find me there!!!)

― Vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I went to Hooters exactly once when I was visiting Vancouver of all places and my server was exceptionally attractive and not horse-faced at all. But yeah, the food was ass.

(and yes Vic, I see the truth of it)

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I worked there, the food wasn't that bad, all the girls I worked with were fairly pretty, and the tips were pretty good. I don't think I could do it now, though.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

pretty girls in LA? getthefuckouttahere.

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

the real ones are all imported from san diego. real body parts, i mean.

― Vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wasn't in LA, smartass.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

ARE there any hooters 'round here, or are they all in orange county? we should all FAP there. ideally it would be one in inglewood

― vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was afraid of that. Where?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's one in Santa Monica.

And in South Carolina, buttch.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can only dream about Ally.

We all do, Vic. (In case this creeps her out, I have surprisingly not had any sex dreams about ILXers. I'm working on it, obviously.)Actually I dreamed of someone else last night, sexually. No one you know, and for once it was someone I actually do find very sexy - I sometimes have sex dreams about those I don't.

As for the article, the line "Although it is impossible to make a definitive diagnosis in people who are dead" is a masterpiece. It is among the more idiotic articles I've ever read.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

are they all in orange county?

WELL. (You are however right they're all around here. The idea of FAPing there is so utterly wrong I will smite you if you suggest it again.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

It is among the more idiotic articles I've ever read.

yeah it's just so absurd, that it didn't warrant its own thread; only the hooters thread would do.

You are however right they're all around here. The idea of FAPing there is so utterly wrong I will smite you if you suggest it again.

stop yo frontin' foo! we all kno u and da other laschivious librarians hold theme parties there with da hooters t-shirts, ballcaps, apparel AND ALL

― vic, Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

i hang around ilx cuz it's my rumplestiltskin

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

you're Jewish?

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey. i've been safarian since before you were born

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vic, you are sadly misguided.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally I don't know what this means, but my (male) roomate is a cook at Hooters...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), April 30th, 2003.

Am I the only one who read it as 'cock'?

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Probably not, but the others were mature/sivilized enough to ignore their Id.

― jm (jtm), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the collective Id of ILx has gone haywire since that Momusianudistined pic provoked a sexual catharsis in us all.

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

These are my sisters like two days ago. The one who works at Hooters is the one in black. So if you see her there, tell her you know me and, hey, free chicken wings.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

free chicken wings!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

Ally has your family been made into a Japanese cartoon yet?

― Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

What does that even mean? Anyway, I'm sure K. has made us into anime-style drawings on more than one occasion, being as it's an obsession of hers.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

About the Hooters wait staff uniforms: It could be worse. Stewart's root beer stand wait staff have to wear tight T-shirts with two root beer mugs silk screened onto them-one over each breast. Eeuu.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

Oddly enough Chistine, that is the same outfit they're making the software engineers wear at my company.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 04:06 (twenty years ago) link

Please, Ally, someday, introduce me to your sisters. Thanks, in advance.

― hstencil, Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

you cad!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, I know, shocker!

― hstencil, Thursday, 19 June 2003 05:21 (twenty years ago) link

But stence, they are not real people. They are Japanese cartoon robot women.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:52 (twenty years ago) link

boing

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:57 (twenty years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/dvool/graphics/pict0001.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

Is she the one who likes asians?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

The one in the red shirt dates Asians. I'm not setting any of you up with my little sisters!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

Is that a rhetorical question?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:48 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it was a good response...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

Sanp!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

Or, uh, snap.

Never mind, I ruined the whole conversation with one typo. My replicant Japanese robot anime programming is obviously faulty :( :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

No, really. Why not?

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:02 (twenty years ago) link

You're all in America, right? Bugger.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link

Does grown-up Hermione-from-Harry-Potter work at Hooter's? I have GOT to see that.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:22 (twenty years ago) link

Woman, answer the question.

I have to go shower.

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

I think that post just answered the question, Jimmy.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

If you were to answer in non-sequiturs, sure...

― jm (jtm), Thursday, 19 June 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link

Alright, fine, I'll introduce you to my sisters if you pay me $40.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

How much for just the tall one?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

$15.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

So all three means a discount rate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

Well the tall one is a premium item. She works in Hooters, for a kick-off.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

I cost less than the rest of them due to my inability to divide $40 evenly into 3 pieces.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:50 (twenty years ago) link

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