Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

people who yield at "keep moving" signs

bad parents. My otherwise adorable niece/nephew (6/3) call to announce they have farts, proceed to fart and giggle madly. This has happened more than once. We can skype but they'd rather fart into the phone.Mom has IPhone but kids don't know how to Google search info their little natural-scientist souls desire. Farts are funny but their mom is disgusting savage IMO. Let's not even go into what she feeds them (kaff kaff Mcdonalds kaff).God forbid they should get onto an intertubes board later, given what they consider information needing impartment now. Ha.

*farts, hits submit, leaves*

Switch your goddam headphone music off, or get some containing headphones, you disgusting savage, this is a library, not a f'ing... Wait, is there anywhere where bleeding headphones are appropriate? Walking to work maybe? Gah.

adults that fist bump instead of shaking hands

i feel embarrassed when i extend to shake the hand of someone 20 years older than me & they put out their fist -- i feel like the penalty for this is that we switch bank accounts

People that list "overachiever" as one of their key attributes in any kind of online profile.

people throwing trash out of car windows
litterbugs in general

Roommates who make three meals a day that involve frying garlic

Dutch holding midfielders.

people that go to the doctor every time they or their kids have a cold, and demand a z-pack

Mel Gibson. And his beaver.

people who take photographs in crowded places and feel they need 4+ feet of distance to get the ideal long shot, even though it impedes the flow of foot traffic (i'm always afraid that if i walk between the camera and the subject, i'll find myself in some dorky picture on the internet forever and ever). bonus points to people who take forever to get said ideal long shot.

People who don't move their tray away from the immediate point it exits the conveyor belt at airport security checks and proceed to sort their shit out for ages, stopping anyone else. So many people do this and it is hugely stupid.

people that go to the doctor every time they or their kids have a cold, and demand a z-pack
cosigned.

Gay men who refer to women metonymically as "cunts", DIAGF please.

DIAGF

die in a gay fire?

the comment about the etymology of "faggots" from the new louis c.k. show to thread

disgusting savages: english-speaking people who don't understand the phrase "i'll be right with you" and talk at you even though you've told them you're not ready to help them yet.

disgusting savages: people who stand around looking confused and stupid in the middle of a busy path, when they could stand around looking confused and stupid over to the side someplace where they're not in anyone's way

g = grease

People who ask me to fix a problem, which I promptly take care of & assure them that everything is resolved, who then spent twenty minutes reliving the woe of their problem and it's just so frustrating and pick pick pick at their little scab and make me relive the tedium with them...DIDNT YOU HEAR ME? Im not your therapist. The problem? it's fixed now. please let me go about my day you attention starved whiner.

Heh, a good proportion of these seem to be about people who are unnecessarily disrupting flow. I totally agree!

disgusting savages: english-speaking people who don't understand the phrase "i'll be right with you" and talk at you even though you've told them you're not ready to help them yet.

Haha, having recently re-entered the world of working retail, I have to agree with this one. As a slight addendum to that, people who stand more than five aisles away from you and whistle and/or hail you like a cab to come help them out with something. I know I'm only a minimum-wage peon, but treat me with a little bit of common decency.

hope this wasn't mentioned already, but: people who insist on urinating in the stall toilet(s) when there are empty urinals available.

hope this wasn't mentioned already, but: people who insist on urinating in the stall toilet(s) when there are empty urinals available.

Why?

and I mean to ask that in a vaguely condescending tone, too. The extra space/privacy can be a real help when you get claustrophobic 'cant-go'ness. As long as you're cleaning the seat after, give me one good reason why the fuck shouldn't I be allowed to?

I always abide by the "1-3-5 Rule," even if it means having to use a stall.

People who insist on shitting in urinals when they're are vacant cubicles.

those pricks who drive 1cm behind you in the fast lane on the motorway and always have their headlights on even in bright sunlight just to say "get the fuck out of my way". SAVAGES

speed up grandad

People who put litter or gum in urinals

"they're are" - groan

people who use more than one card at the cashpoint and not only that but check their balance on each

^^^

once had a guy in front of me with a full handful of cards withdrawing the max limit on each one.

That man was a criminal

criminal waste of my time certainly

>people who use more than one card at the cashpoint and not only that but check their balance on each

Wld rather this include anyone in front of me at any cashpoint ever. Fuckers be playing it like a fruit machine, how can it take four minutes to withdraw a tenner?

ur listening to the streets

people who abuse and neglect and abandon animals

http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/07/15/cnnheroes.hoffman.dog.rescue/index.html?hpt=C2

people who shame us with real examples of disgusting savages are disgusting savages iirc

those pricks who drive 1cm behind you in the fast lane on the motorway and always have their headlights on even in bright sunlight just to say "get the fuck out of my way". SAVAGES

― hoes on my dick cos my groceries bagged (tpp), Friday, July 16, 2010 6:51 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Those pricks that go slow in the fast lane. And those pricks that don't understand that a lot of cars these days have daytime running lights.

one of my cars, the headlights come on automatically when you turn the ignition and are on all the time

also i thought it was safer or something to have them on in the day and they were encouraging ppl to do so

people who say "actually goldfish have very good memories" when you say "let me write it down, because I have a goldfish memory."

Tourists who hold up a bus filled with people during rush hour so they can ask the bus driver absolutely basic, anyone-on-the-street-would-know questions. Bonus points if you hold up the bus during the entire length of a green light and then finish your question just as it turns red.

and I mean to ask that in a vaguely condescending tone, too. The extra space/privacy can be a real help when you get claustrophobic 'cant-go'ness. As long as you're cleaning the seat after, give me one good reason why the fuck shouldn't I be allowed to?

― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB)

cleaning up the seat after is fine, but nobody really does that, do they? I guess I can see someone having that claustrophobia when you're in some giant bath room without dividers between the urinals, but in any other condition that strikes me as an... I don't know... issue.

people who use the expression "that dog won't hunt"

drivers who pass you on the left (this might be U.S.-specific)

gah i mean the right, obviously. fuckin savages.

>>hope this wasn't mentioned already, but: people who insist on urinating in the stall
>>toilet(s) when there are empty urinals available.

>Why?
>
>― Ce soir je dîne sur la soupe de tortue (EDB), Thursday, July 15, 2010 8:07 PM Bookmark

1) wastes water
2) somebody might need the stall toilet urgently for something that the urinal won't well accommodate

gah i mean the right, obviously. fuckin savages.

if you're getting passed on the right then you are in the wrong lane