I'm bored, so let's tell a story posting one word at a time.

Yesterday all the corny comedians in karachi needed to grope your slimy [slimey?] pet frog named Jeremy. Unfortunately, you were quincentenially the achey Custos weasand Jeremy.
Meanwhile Bouncy astrologers necropsied upon a giant bough of festschrift which conveniently tonk (yes, axiomatically fusilli twists melons), so henceforth we outlaw dang dogs. Emboldened Norbert followed grammatical rules bimcoxolately, naturally.
Ban dom / sub editors.
Coincidentally, snap! Said HOOS the magic gay dwarf pringle backer. enate Eating espedrilles Hwaet!
Zingerizingly, directed by Zorba :) the Sheik who rattled continuously Berlin-wards in thirteen armoured dimensions, again. The single stockbrokers shins shined like polished dinosaur lamps. Nonetheless, nobody understood prehistoric jailbait like Doctor Maynard Krebs III because of constraints on the quasi-judicial big paleontology programme at stop microcosm university. MEANWHILE RJG chuckled nervously, removed traces of tracer hand's hand and jism again. It was one word that rankled the matador least: kettle. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
So! Readers beware, tense nervous lurkers await, but fuck all ever so nicely and without concern. Shittypants are shit clean pants mercy fuzzy navel oranges consequently hard bastardized. Custos wept blood diamonds down upon his sack of sperms shite. presently bukkake seemed better than me but not BANG POW enough for this thread which vaccilates wildly from brain fuck you. with monkeys and eels. Thus, Dildo Daggins crunched grapenuts while fisting John Justen. Tae-Bo, paradoxically, isn't good for anyone sexually interested in buxom mares. Heterosexuality attracts a lot.
Goblins can vote presidential candidates into office. Whereas elves merely eat humble fukk tarts, doncha knizzow. ergo wanko, Flavia whispered "meet old fartface down by where Custos meditates aided by maidens". McPorno offered to the pauper filthy condiments. "Heavens! Suck my left one crap cake craaaaaaaaap!!"
Gene, britpop messiah par four for hookers slicers dicers, commented "ghost-sex name dropper artskooldisco the first and most chubby snake of all. daily Texas dreamboy milkshake made from mayonaise drink more!" It came milkier maggots efluvium on his shiny face. "Why oh foul temptress, do snake shaped dreamboys writhe on satin sheets lissomely all over me fruit-of-the-looms?"
Suckyfuckface, vicar for Llamalanddrivethrutightpantswackybackyzingalingbishbashboshville, issued his son king balls onto the snake! "Wow", said Flavia, as she fought a mongoose who was pushing heroin down some stairs, "Gina Heezus" Hoonja Doonja push it two words deeper what? cunty body bean sauce?
Goblinators II Arnie Barney went to the place where all balls fall, Allballsfallopolis. He juggled and jiggled until tumeric shit caused his lemons to drop kneewards. Tiring these shenanigans, Norbert McFadden mused. "Why must felching invariably lead down town, he he!", McFadden mused. Parsimoniously McFadden felched, pursuant to an astronomical conjunction of Orion, Uranus, Urboobs, and McDonalds. He never lacked pickles but this didn't ever prevent him from slipping on in condoms at least not when thing went invariably wound around Louis Theroux's tumescent palpitating pickles. Pubococcygeus sucks.
Meanwhile, in 2099 enrique tuned and detuned cosmic filters attempting to lock onto fartchuggers anonymous inc. without asking himself "Jiminy, why on God's face must metamorphic -!" He apoplexied violently across burgoo, saying "Ham radio is the Clear Channel of an total totalitarian totalitarianism and I will personally see to it that it – oh, bugger all of that I'm shite." Saddened, suicide seemed sensible.
Stylus alliteration heteroerotically had snowballed in through Dame Kiri Ti Kanopener Baxter's lentil surprise. Unbeknownst to anyone swimming naked in sewage casserole, flame!!!!!!! Ululation and flame!!! Blimey.
On golden shores, discreetly did Azalia mentalistically place millions of bald eagles under cover of album with great shoes, made gaily inside lobster cages. Momus marked the inexplicable spot and pressed up copies of his "VAJAYJAY!", which can open garages at onomatopoeic levels. No-one believes musically canned tomatoes are Mormon flow pad substitutes, really? Yet droids really reproduce without any scruples or consideration for scruples or scrupulous scrofulous inconsideration (actually, droids Scuppers this parenthesis). What irritates gonads most? The application, McFadden advised was a form, that became gonads marinated forever in gold eggcups.
aka-aka machine guns basically rock knobheads metaphorically. speaking, [sorry, that should be a capital S] rockists moonwalk backwards through glass panes. Fiscal fantasies revive ex-stockbrokers from death although cocaine substitutes such jollity. Masturbate on weasels intermittantly. Supine, languid faeces prevent spoogey accumulation. Furthermore, hemroids aren't necessarily a sigh-inducing nuisance, lovely piles! YOOOUUUUUUUU! Shocking wheelchair-fetishing firemen are wet down underneath their hideously fluffed Writer's Column. Boogaloo headsets sexualise beastly listeners landing on horseback. Kanye East suffers debilitating fuckhead hamroids.
Gargantua who eats fuc, invited Condoleezza the streetwalker to ban louis Armstrong, Aldrin, and kevin bacon. Neverthelessly quoth the hack who famously was duped into sending a spurious package anonymously to Ninja admirer luna because he wanted to bone a chicken and bacon sandwich internet BUT such stupidity, wankery fake jocularity etc ultimately conflagurates frisbeely pretentious fop macaroni which agglutinates jizz filled geico michael fake specious factitious ersatz facetious fatuous person fabullatio petit-maître psuedo-intellectual SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
evah insouciantly SAT dictionary ballimor POPPAGE circus. cookies finis death becomes you PATHETIC mr little said "lock" ness untouchables gorgonzola smells UNBEARABLE on tits and eggs from jizzing never diagonally overshoot knowingly nor unconciously gnomes gnash garden peas pee fertilized your ass lock till it bloomed abortion pop. -page references. I reckon Aja Shitehammer will commit perderasty, yet Zebadee is already winking through NHS support -ah </mark e smith>.
Dragster (or Kettering) amuses no-one. They try intermodulational therapy, superfucktrouseredly jismodicised [you know, this thread probably has more words in it than most people's NaNoWriMo 2007 entries] [problem is, half of them aren't real ... mind you, same could be true of much NaNoWriMo stuff too, i guess] spangdiddlyocious fricknostocopolous

Kind of in awe, definitely would watch the movie.

veritably burroughsian.

i'm in fits of laughter at my desk @ this thread.

That's like an ITR thread.

Momus marked the inexplicable spot and pressed up copies of his "VAJAYJAY!", which can open garages at onomatopoeic levels.

holy lol

I'd say "we should do this again" but we're never going to top this.

I suggest that we hire Stephen Fry to record this in a variety of comedy voices.

Goblins can vote presidential candidates into office. Whereas elves merely eat humble fukk tarts, doncha knizzow.

I mean, yes

according to this thread, beneath the gruff exterior of every ILX poster is an aspiring slash writer

see you guys at the world fap @ Allballsfallopolis

according to this thread, beneath the gruff exterior of every ILX poster is an aspiring slash writer

explains a lot, huh

Wasn't there a thread where people wrote actual slash fiction about other ILXors? Can't remember the title though...

Oh yeah, here it is:

Has there ever been any ILX slash fiction?

Hell Snoball how long did it take to transcribe - kudos.

Probably didn't take too long, I transcribed it in November 2007 and can't remember, but it's only just over 1000 words. So if we did this again another 49 time we'd have enough words for a NaNoWriMo entry.

In fact I think I may have started copying over the words to an OpenOffice document while the thread was still in progress.

Masturbate on weasels intermittantly.

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