The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

Thanks!

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_bp_pancake.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/jim_robinson_freerepublic_flag_day_pancake.jpg

If you happen to be in the Twin Cities area, I'll be having an Orly art show on the Fourth of July.

wow - i don't check in on this thread for a while and all hell breaks loose! congrats on your newfound fame, Dan.

BPancake Obama is awes.

http://gawker.com/5609513/help-save-steven-slater-with-art

Noble pancake painter-of-the-stars Dan Lacey is doing his part to assist poor incarcerated hero maniac flight attendant Steven Slater—through art. Proceeds from this majestic insta-painting all go to Steven. Plus, see how nice it looks? Bid now. [EBay]

I was thinking today that I should go back and get Dan to paint a portrait of my dog
I still have no face chase on my wall

Steven Slater is an American hero tbh

Such a dog portrait would be worthwhile

what ever happened with the orly lady? was there more paintings of her? was the person who commissioned the paintings some big wig billionaire?

I said it was George Soros and I haven't heard from Orly since.

Yes, I would be honored to paint a portrait of your dog.

she said you are clearly deranged, how does that make you feel deep down?

I need to scrape some cash together and I'll get back to you Dan.

No rush-

http://www.faithmouse.com/jared_loughner_pancake_portrait.jpg

crepey

These are male breasts and nipples, and therefore completely SFW-

http://www.faithmouse.com/happy_birthday_rush_limbaugh.jpg

wow dude.

Hey Dan, are you putting out a collection or coffee-table book of these?

I guess I could put something together with Blurb.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_putin_blueberry_study.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/conan_obama_tbs_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/meg_whitman_pancake_whore.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/glenn_beck_christ.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_rescue_chilean_miners.jpg

Nice Gawker push today

i've missed dan

Just thought about him the other day when Orly Taitz popped up in the news.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/leading-birther-taitz-chastized-by-federal-judge/2011/07/26/gIQADZL4aI_blog.html

No mention of pancakes or Soros in this article. :|

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele-bachmann-spirit-waterloo.jpg

Oops. That last one was meant to be a link.

Oh jesus can we get a NSFW warning up in here, I just clicked on that at work, fuck.

...or yeah that'll work :)

I bet you don't miss me so much now.

no, the bachmann/gacy thing was nice

Linkified that last one.

O_o

or un-display-ified, whatever

hate doing edits in html so much

Thanks.

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele_bachmann_spirit_waterloo.jpg

Michelle Obama DickGirl NSFW

I'm pretty happy with this new 'Casey' which I finished a few days ago; it started as a detailed acrylic which I re-painted with oil. It has a nice pasteled look-
http://www.faithmouse.com/casey_anthony_mask_kiss.jpg

In that Waterloo painting I purposefully placed the horizonline to evoke Dali. He used it quite a bit.

They are pancakes -

http://www.faithmouse.com/paula_deen_pancake_breasts_disaster.jpg

THAT'S Casey?! I thought it was Putin. Putin rubbin' them putins together, mashin' em all up.

John Edwards's two-faced mug shot -
http://www.faithmouse.com/john_edwards_mug_shot_pancake.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/michele_bachmann_corndog_ichthus.jpg

An unfinished painting of Rahm Emanuel getting sodomized by the Sears Tower.

This painting is NSFW

Otherwise, been painting a number of Amy Winehouses and other things-

http://www.faithmouse.com/large-blue-amy-winehouse.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/large_green_art_easel.jpg

I don't care if I am at work. There was no way that I wasn't going to click on an image entitled "Rahm Emanuel Getting Sodomized by the Sears Tower"

Robocop With Breasts 9-11 Anniversary Painting - NSFW

Just to say, I don't consider this painting to be NSFW.

dat's edgy

is that a vagina in the wtc? or just flames?

Just flames.
I call this 'RIck Perry, Violent Pancake' -

http://www.faithmouse.com/rick_perry_violent_pancake.jpg

loved this one (somewhat nsfw):

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrnedyS3Vh1qzayzko1_500.jpg

Wow that is great indeed!

brilliant

Thanks. Gave it a few more hours right after posting it- NSFW

Dan, how's the business end of things holding up? Are you able to make a go doing commissions for online folks, or have you been getting work from online publications & the like?

Don't know if you've seen this or not. I think I could make a lot more money if I limited myself to paintings of pancakes on cats and backsides.

Ha; i just realized you're wearing a Three-Wolf Moon shirt in the beginning of that

Michael McGloin of The Mountain gave that to me. It's a glow-in-the-dark.

http://www.faithmouse.com/occupy_wall_street_skull.jpg

I just received this email - Mr. Lacey, I am a former Wall Street trader, now an unemployed streetcar mechanic addicted to SlimJims and sprawled out on the floor of a squalid flophouse somewhere in Columbus, Ohio. I saw your 'Occupy Wall Street Bank Skull Pancake Painting' on my expensive antiquated cellphone and immediately sneered at it. But then while contemplating the image I felt the building shake to its foundations and a small plane full of money crashed suddenly into the room. I can't say that the two events are related, but I would like to credit someone I have never met for my sudden turn of luck and that happens TO BE YOU.

I was wondering if it would be possible to obtain a printed copy of this miraculous icon? Yes, I am rich now but still the roaming fees are killing me.

-YOURS