― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link
Yellow #5 decreases sperm count!
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 January 2019 05:39 (five years ago) link
best urban legend is the blowjob gone awry because of braces and pubes
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 4 January 2019 05:52 (five years ago) link
nah its the dog head party surprise
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 4 January 2019 07:39 (five years ago) link
doing this nowadays gets you attacked as if you want the megacool story that didn't really happen to not be true or something or that you made it false with your correction.
so....dudsic?
― sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 February 2022 02:44 (two years ago) link
My brother swears the Dock Ellis LSD no-hitter story was made up and it's such a wet blanket sentiment
― frogbs, Sunday, 27 February 2022 03:28 (two years ago) link
_I experienced a guy ineffectually trying the other great New Orleans KFR ("Hey Mister, I bet you got your shoes on your feet - no wait come back I said it wrong").
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 27 February 2022 17:12 (two years ago) link
a friend of mine keeps telling people that Lucy Lawless is the daughter of Blackie Lawless and I didn't correct him the first time because I figured this was a one time story he would tell, only now he keeps repeating it, so now me telling him is going to make it look like I was laughing at him by letting him tell it the whole time.
it is kind of funny to me though in that he's only 12 years older than her and she grew up in an entirely different country. not to mention his real name is Steven Duren.
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 06:19 (one year ago) link