This is the thread for ILXors who have never met any other ILXors in person

K1ltim4gh (pronounced /ˌkɪltʃɪˈmɒk/) is said by some to be a possible origin of the quasi-derogatory term (depending on context and use) "culchie",

iirc i have been directly involved in every instance of the word 'culchie' on ilx.

and it's always derogatory. we've been trying to take it back but tbh as a group we lack the necessary appreciation of meme appropriation

this is so fuckin irish. a gang of us, for all intents and purposes, in a room complaining that we've never met.

CAD- i've him narrowed down to two parishes already, but my #1 source is out of his mind atm because it's after 8pm on a weekend

i like him, but enjoys fucking w/ppl and there's something totally off-putting abt his manner.

what you got there, see, is a culchie

lol i love ireland. quick story abt the last time i saw him--a few of us were getting drunk in a hotel bar in a converted castle somewhere northwest of galway. noel spots this eighteenish american kid with his family, buys him a couple drinks, and spends the next 90 minutes trying to convince the kid that he might actually be gay.

http://scout4movies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/a-dangerous-man-poster.jpg

desperate

fiersh

enough of this jig actin i gotta go get drunk.

this is so fuckin irish. a gang of us, for all intents and purposes, in a room complaining that we've never met.

nah i'm not complaining

you've a mouth on ya so ya do

tbs, tbs

you did visit our country right?

tbh my country too but yeah enough to know that nobody ever says tbs, tbs irl

think it cld have ilx meme life tho

tbh my country too

THE NET CLOSES

gah I need to stop this, it's creepy

^^srsly

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Stalker_poster.jpg

fyi many of my people say tbs tbs but sure it's probably somthing a yank brought home with them

Never met an ILXor in real life either.

I am one of these peoples

srsly nostalgic for ireland rite now

I live in England now. I've never met any ILXors. This thread is for me.

I've met at least 8. This thread is not for me.

Funny how some upthread posters have now prob met as many ilxors as like, ned or someone heh.

I have met something in the order of 15 ILXors so far, inc 3 from other shores (mookie, jergs, and donut)

And yet I have still not met estela ;_;

I have never met another ILXor, it's crazy enough to me that I have talked to any on the phone. I sometimes feel kind of like you guys are my imaginary friends.

but we are, abbott! we are...

I feel like I'm my imaginary self.

noboddy

I prefer nobodaddy.

I don't exist irl, so

i've never met anybody at all irl

sounds like you should register with rl then xp

I think I'm real, could be wrong.

yer all a bunch of creeps!

on the other hand, i don't know who any of you are so i might have met each and every one of you! i think i'd remember if i met Ned Raggett though

I've now met

Dan P
Call All Destroyer
Mark CL (not sure if he's still around?)
and
Roxy

They were all great.

And in a few weeks...

I'm good friends with one fairly regular and one very infrequent poster but those predate ILX by a long time. Other than that, nobody.

i tried to meet Ned Raggett once

but like the wind, he was gone

http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Usual_suspects_keyser_soze_small1_small.jpg

Disaster - last night in my dream I did meet another ilxor, who dropped by my house. It's best not to say who because he was totally charmless, dismantling my stuff and complaining that we hadn't made him anything to eat, but I had to make nice because I needed him to sign some cheques (which he did eventually, but badly, so I hope the bank don't look too closely). This guy was so moany that my sister painted him a collage of contenders from British party leadership contests (featuring Heseltine as a frog-on-a-throne, John Major in a pink linen shirt, and Gordon Brown replaced by an 'anyone but Brown' billboard) as a sop, which he snatched at but clearly didn't get or was interested in, which really annoyed me cos it was loads of work, and now I've woken up all tense. Also, he started the dream as a dwarf, and ended it looking like a greasy James Corden.

I'm not doing that again.

I have met something in the order of 15 ILXors so far, inc 3 from other shores (mookie, jergs, and donut)

4, R0b B0lt0n too

Crap yr right, I knew I was forgetting someone.

Disaster - last night in my dream I did meet another ilxor, who dropped by my house. It's best not to say who because he was totally charmless,

Urgent Poll Required

^^^prime suspect

Can not really figure out Belfast usage of "culchie", have heard it used to mean "students from Tyrone who wear GAA shirts and trash Belfast's notoriously rowdy student housing area on St Patrick's day" and "weedy pseudo-intellectuals all reading their newspapers and novels which don't involve stuff blowing up" and anything in between

as someone from a small market town in a slightly (but not very) rural bit of England I haaate hearing Londoners use words like "provincial" so if that is all it means then I am not for it, but it is a euphonious word I guess

i tried to meet Ned Raggett once

but like the wind, he was gone

A vision. (You're in New York though, I think? I'll be there in a few weeks.)

xp it's like 'provincial' but with added whip.

main difference there being chez nous we have a superiority complex wrt dubs, so really it's quite funny.

xxp- yeah i reckon it was me too!

I'm saying nowt.

I thought culchies were townies who go out and lairily drink on a Saturday, but without fighting - if they fought, they would be SPIDES.