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NO WAY I WANT TO BE ELLIOT GOULD

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan can be elliott gould

i have to reject this on the grounds that it's just too much awesome for me. I know my limits.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kenan you can be casey affleck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

go right to hell

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

who is brad pitt?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kenan you can be topher grace

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh cool! that's not bad, really. thanks, ally!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
any time!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think we have any brad pitts around this board, unless you massively redefine what it takes to be brad pitt

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

well this definition of brad pitt is just like "dude who is constantly eating and hangs out with me, george clooney" so it's a broad definition.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should redefine it to "dude who is constantly drinking" and we'd have a lot more candidates.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well then you make the call

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dr. ben?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

tom = matt damon

beartrap yes i think dr. ben would make an excellent addition to our heist, he is now brad pitt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

zr would you like to be our don cheadle?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

all my life i've been waiting for someone to ask me to be their don cheadle

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

mw = carl reiner
pete = bernie mac

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a damn minute -- TOPHER GRACE ISN'T EVEN IN THIS MOVIE!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i see how it is.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yes he is dude, brad pitt teaches him how to play poker

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i've watched this movie 73,000 times, trust me on this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah. I forgot myself.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

cats teaching poker

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm less flattered, anyway. because you know, topher grace is pretty funny sometimes.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i wanna be the guy that pretends to beat clooney up

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Elliot Gould is the greatest in that movie.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

and also every movie, because he is adorable.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go back to bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go back to bed

i didn't want to get up. after staying in bed too long i did this thing today where i threw my legs out of bed but kept my shoulder still on the mattress and my head still on the pillow then kind of walked around the corner of my bed to my bedroom door while dragging my upper torso along my mattress. i was trying to put off actually getting up for as long as possible.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to another awesome day

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

at least it's thursday, one more day til the weekend, guys, amirite

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

today i went down to the mailroom and collected a package containing 10 baseball gloves, a full set of bases and two bats. so happy!!!!! :) :)

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

going to nyc this weekend :D

fuckin produce safety meeting tomorrow means i don't get to leave for nyc until rush hour :/

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh ZR! Crap. I'm retardedly busy and also completely broke. Maybe we can just hang at Carly's and I can cook something. WAIT I FORGOT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY POTS OR DISHES. OR FOOD.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

going to pittsburgh this weekend :/

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

get you a moose or somethin'?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah laurel it's cool! whatever is fine with me, there are around six million people i'm "supposed" to see up there but i just wanna relax and bum around for the most part.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to maybe go down to NC next weekend now too? but i don't wanna miss bros' record release show in bmore next weekend, so what to do what to do.

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer I am so psyched about saturday. Shall I pack a cooler of essentials (vodka, gin celery salt, tabsaco, worcestershire, homebrew ersatz worcestershire, limes, etc)?

Are you coming friday?

Sunny and lovely here in finland. Outside, finished work and drinkin' a beer. A saku porter which is pretty blood diamonds, I want some more kukko pils as well.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i want some more cuckoo pills.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed that sounds perfect!! i already have celery salt, tabasco and worcestershire (of course) so no need to bring those; i can also pick up some tom juice on the day so you don't have to lug it all the way up but what you can bring, since i can't seem to find any around my way that i like, is horseradish, the bouze, and whatever weirdo worcestershire you've been steeping in old socks and olives for the past year.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

we had a bomb threat

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

this shit never happened at my last two jobs

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i'm julia roberts?

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i just got a call about a site test i'm supposed to do - she wheedles: "my understanding was that it would be done over this past bank holiday weekend??" YES but your request says you want it to be started no earlier than APRIL 12 AT 6PM to which she responds "oh well you see it's an iterative process" and honestly just rambles for about two minutes, using words i've barely even heard of AAAAAGH! i feel like i'm taking kukko pils!!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Kukko Pils -- A refreshing break from reality!

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha river wolf runs an art gallery for a casino

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

beartrap to myself for bad jokes.

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah, what of it? i make hell of cash money doing that, dude, AND I'm pretty

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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