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I think you guys need a project to keep you occupied, I think you should plan an elaborate heist.

― Ed, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ed is completely correct.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to be george clooney.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would like to nominate gabbneb to be our andy garcia

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be the acrobatic chinese dude

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

eff you i'm a way better andy garcia

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

HELLOOOO I GOT YER GIRLFRIEND

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you need to have money to be our andy garcia, and also our girlfriend is river wolf.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to be charles grodin

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

the 8080 muppet caper

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan can be elliott gould

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

if we were making the muppet movie, i'd like to nominate ned raggett to play the part of orson welles.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

but there's no heists in there so i'm on some next level shit, really.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ou need to have money to be our andy garcia

ouch. you have hit me where i live.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

NO WAY I WANT TO BE ELLIOT GOULD

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

kenan can be elliott gould

i have to reject this on the grounds that it's just too much awesome for me. I know my limits.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kenan you can be casey affleck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

go right to hell

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

who is brad pitt?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kenan you can be topher grace

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh cool! that's not bad, really. thanks, ally!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

:D
any time!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think we have any brad pitts around this board, unless you massively redefine what it takes to be brad pitt

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

well this definition of brad pitt is just like "dude who is constantly eating and hangs out with me, george clooney" so it's a broad definition.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i should redefine it to "dude who is constantly drinking" and we'd have a lot more candidates.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well then you make the call

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dr. ben?

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

tom = matt damon

beartrap yes i think dr. ben would make an excellent addition to our heist, he is now brad pitt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

zr would you like to be our don cheadle?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

all my life i've been waiting for someone to ask me to be their don cheadle

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

mw = carl reiner
pete = bernie mac

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a damn minute -- TOPHER GRACE ISN'T EVEN IN THIS MOVIE!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i see how it is.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yes he is dude, brad pitt teaches him how to play poker

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i've watched this movie 73,000 times, trust me on this.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah. I forgot myself.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

cats teaching poker

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm less flattered, anyway. because you know, topher grace is pretty funny sometimes.

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i wanna be the guy that pretends to beat clooney up

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Elliot Gould is the greatest in that movie.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

and also every movie, because he is adorable.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 April 2007 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go back to bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go back to bed

i didn't want to get up. after staying in bed too long i did this thing today where i threw my legs out of bed but kept my shoulder still on the mattress and my head still on the pillow then kind of walked around the corner of my bed to my bedroom door while dragging my upper torso along my mattress. i was trying to put off actually getting up for as long as possible.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to another awesome day

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

at least it's thursday, one more day til the weekend, guys, amirite

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

today i went down to the mailroom and collected a package containing 10 baseball gloves, a full set of bases and two bats. so happy!!!!! :) :)

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

going to nyc this weekend :D

fuckin produce safety meeting tomorrow means i don't get to leave for nyc until rush hour :/

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh ZR! Crap. I'm retardedly busy and also completely broke. Maybe we can just hang at Carly's and I can cook something. WAIT I FORGOT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY POTS OR DISHES. OR FOOD.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

going to pittsburgh this weekend :/

― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

get you a moose or somethin'?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

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