I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

-- The Yellow Kid (TheYellowKi...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007. (link)

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...) (webmail), January 6th, 2007 6:21 AM. (pompous) (later) (link)

-- and what (an...), January 7th, 2007. (later)

i knew cuz all my co-workers were like omg its dude from mastodon just like when i got all excited when ma$e's wife & kids came

-- and what (an...), January 7th, 2007. (later)

omg do you work at the north pole??

-- s1ocki (slytus...), January 7th, 2007. (later)

yeah that was my first try, it was on @ friend's account and neither of us really knew how to do anything but i found this flamingo and i copied it and made it really big and aqua and then i put it on top of my friend's house made out of american flags to block people's view of the strip club next door but then when i teleported the flamingo was following me so i was the guy who had a huge aqua flamingo flowing him around while we were looking to buy a penis and we ended up at this sex mall and this message kept playing build it good, make it sexy then we met this guy called the utopia urchin perks lancaster - it was pretty sweet.
xp

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), January 7th, 2007 12:30 PM.

AWKWARD
-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), January 8th, 2007. (slutsky) (later)

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), January 8th, 2007 12:47 PM. (Haikunym) (later)

ha! now you know how it feels dude
-- VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (whateve...), January 8th, 2007.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6882/fmhal6.jpg
-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...), Today 2:57 PM. (Brian Miller) (later) (link)

-- Haikunym (zinogu...)

dude he linked to red state reader on ile like MONTHS ago

-- and what (an...), January 9th, 2007. (later)

Not everyone reads every post on ilx, eaymc.

-- N.i.c.o.l.e (pl...), January 9th, 2007. (later)

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 9th, 2007 4:30 PM. (Dom Passantino)

Look, it's Dom Passantino! Ha ha!

I see what you mean.

-- Bhumibol Adulyadej (starrysdarkmaterial...), January 9th, 2007 4:31 PM. (Lucretia My Reflection)

-- The Android Cat (djperr...) (webmail), Today 6:43 AM. (Dan Perry) (link)

-- Watery G Tornado (...), January 6th, 2007 5:00 AM. (The GZeus)

Bullshit. I don't think anyone wished death on you. You were unpleasant, couldn't handle being disagreed with and incapable of engaging with anyone. Dan gave you countless chances to explain yourself or calm down, even TOM BOT was patient! Any disagreement led to you blowing up and attacking all and sundry on the thread. You lack common sense, manners and any kind of restraint.

I would have MEDIOCRIOR with all this ILXors

:-/

-- passiflora incarnata (jb...), January 10th, 2007.

that cover is kind of creepy. why does michelle williams look all chubby? why does katie holmes look like jennifer garner? why does guy who plays pacey look like a B+ hs senior year art project? why would anyone hire van der beek?

-- sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (sunnysuccesso...), January 10th, 2007.

-- TOMB07 (tombo...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007 3:10 PM. (TOMBOT) (later) (link)

On Airheads thread

joke... forming...

-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), January 10th, 2007 2:46 PM. (Enrique) (later)

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpat@...

(edited, obviously)

you use the two-fingered spread-apart gesture to “stretch” the image larger

can't think of any uses for... oh dear

-- Bodyrox feat. Luciano Pavarotti (...), Today 3:49 PM. (fandango) (later)

it is sure to succeed.

-- poppage ahoy (papiermachealamphibia...), Today 9:13 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

86. Hyperbole, especially with regard to how great/funny something is.
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 9th, 2007 6:11 AM. (scarymonsterrr) (later) (link) (admin)

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ugh hyperbole is the WORST.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), January 9th, 2007 7:14 AM. (slutsky) (later) (link) (admin)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007 5:54 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///)

(okay, you may have a point)

-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2007 1:39 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)

Obv you don't know who you're giving that advice to.

-- Chesty Joe Morgan (buttch9...), January 11th, 2007 1:46 AM. (Chesty Joe Morgan) (later)

Oh fuck, a narc!

-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2007 1:48 AM. (Austin, Still) (later)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), January 10th, 2007.

Uh, what the hell are you talking about? Are you RETARDED?

He was NOT "POSSESSED BY SATAN". You'd have to be a cretin to think that.

He SOLD HIS SOUL to SATAN. That's very different. This also explains all the features I was talking about. Satan, however would leave him alone until his time came, at which point he would dragged down into the feiry pit of brimstone for ETERNITY.

Srsly, don't make shit up.

-- Frogm@n Henry (le_peti....), January 11th, 2007 8:46 AM. (Frogm@n Henry) (link)

WTF? Robert Johnson had a hellhound on his trail, not a fucking moose.

-- NickB (nic...), January 11th, 2007. (later)

-- teh_kit (kittenslikemil...), January 11th, 2007.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), January 10th, 2007 2:53 PM. (Dom Passantino)

I'd have probably been successfully stalked by the Lex by now.

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), January 10th, 2007 2:56 PM. (Haberdager) (

-- Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (AlanTrewarth...), January 11th, 2007 3:47 PM. (Alan)

That's disgusting.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 11th, 2007 3:54 PM. (tracerhand)