Chicago: Knitted socks weather

Can I never date again please? Please??

If you don't, L, I'll be your "walker."

I do not miss dating.

About the only thing I miss from my single life is being able to fart without having to hear commentary about it.

ha!

btw, is Eric H. visiting Chicago? he seems to be MIA (no, not her).

Her?

Arm-wrestling, dude.

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I made contemp pop joke

What should we do on our date? We got no plans.

I could make him "break edge" as the kids say.

Dating is for fags.

"dating" is for ppl under 30. or 40.

are you looking for a creative idea or a solid take on an old standard?

Go to movies. Cut hole in bottom of popcorn box. Insert penis. The rest will take care of itself.

Popcorn is delicious when doused with extra butter--baby butter that is.

shut up

ok

Doc, Eric H. just posted here.

She quit because she wanted to be a stay-at-home jerkface, which is a great place for her to be. She's been out of my life almost completely for a year now.

I'm pumped for tomorrow though:
* coworker I like who left is coming in for lunch
* and bringing potbelly's
* and for once I ordered food with everyone
* and my boss will be out

Have fun on your dates, Jesse & Dan.
Dan, is this someone you've been on a date with before?

And did anyone have a printer rec? I'm going to suggest the HP otherwise.

I don't know nothin' about printers.

I know nothing about printers.

Go buy shininess.

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I wish I had my book with me. Oh, book. Oh, sweet sweet book.

DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Hide the children.

So our weekend is an hour longer. Nice.

What's everyone doing for their long weekend?

Seeing enough garage rock to kill a mule.

Probably going you-know-where on Friday night. Haven't decided yet on the rest.

You-know-where = a certain bar where a certain DJ is spinning.

in NYC, I'm going to the FMU Record Fair then to see Warhol's Chelsea Girls.

Going to yoga at 9 am on Saturday with Jessifer and Jourtney. I haven't made any other plans.

Were there any takers on a potential Saturday night karaoke outing? Hmm?

I would sing with all this CHILXors.

in NYC, I'm going to the FMU Record Fair
Is that the one Andy from 7secdelay talks about?

the Hippie Parade, yes

Oh I would do karaoke on Saturday for sures. I thought you were talking about NEXT Saturday for some reason.

I have doubled commitments next Saturday - I'm working a lawyer dinner and then I'm jumping on the Lez Boat for drinks with Leslie et al. So this Saturday was what I was thinking.

Dr. Morbius, you act like you're an old man.

Jesse are you working Saturday?

Dan, is this someone you've been on a date with before?

No but I have wanted to for a while so I am all aflutter.

You know what slang term I don't like? "Fuck with," meaning (as best as I can tell) "get into" or "experience." Could be that I've only ever heard it used by white hip-hop bloggers (as in "I haven't even fucked with that new Kanye album yet"), but it just kind of grates.

And by "heard it used" I mean "seen it used."

I have to go see Maps tonight at the Field Museum. Boo!

xp - That's because a person would sound like a total assfaced bozo if they actually SAID that out loud.

(apologies to all those who have employed this term IRL)

Yeah, sorry, deej.

Haha. But you know, I'm fine with "fuck with" meaning "mess with," as in "Ah, lighten up, I'm just fuckin' with ya."

Well, sure. That's well established.

Yeah, to me "fuck with" implies some level of tinkering or changing. To my mind, you cannot "fuck with" the new Kanye album unless you were a producer.