Everyone was in a hysteria because it was just found out about Grady's sociopathy. I was with his grandma and she was upset and I was being pedantic, saying, "Just because he's a sociopath doesn't mean he's gonna kill somebody."
Then we were upstairs in her Miss Havisham house and I was teaching some poor Oliver Twist some kind of literacy that most resembled either rolling sushi or sculpting chewing gum to look like tadpoles. She was mad about something to do with my tadpole literacy teaching that would be too tedious to explain.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 22 April 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
zvookster, you sent me a text message last night -- i think i had your name as Gabriel or something
― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 April 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6421614/2/istockphoto_6421614-emoticon-angel.jpg
― zvookster, Friday, 23 April 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
good recent crop of dreams yall
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Dreamt that I was playing a Street Fighter II console knock-off with TOMBOT.
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Saturday, 15 May 2010 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link
He was beating me at the game, so I asked how he was so good at it, and he replied "Oh I just mash the buttons randomly".
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Saturday, 15 May 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Dreamt that Shakey Mo and I worked together at "ILX: The Magazine" (or something) and I helped him go through a stack of hate mail he'd left in his car while we went out for lunch. One of the envelopes contained nothing but a used condom.
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:41 (fourteen years ago) link
page 7 - Ned Raggett reviews the latest hip soundspage 16 - Agony aunt ENBB helps you with your problemspage 19 - clubbing with Local Gardapage 59 - The Tuomas Opinion
― he speak the frenche as the Frenches himselves (snoball), Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 16 May 2010 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link
would read
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I had this exchange nearly verbatim once while playing one of the 3d Street Fighters! And also I was the one winning.
― Frank Viola (╓abies), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:46 AM
― ksh, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Yah I would totally read an ILX zine too.
― demiurge overkill (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Should we make one, then? I'd definitely willing to contribute. We'd just need someone who's good at doing at layout, and someone who has an access to a free/cheap copier.
Other possible contributions:
* A comic by Abbott?* Record/book/movie reviews, shouldn't be hard to find people to write these.* Wasn't there a thread where some ILX posters ate various foodstuff and reviewed it? They could do a similar column for the zine.* Mandee's pick-up tips.* Have some personal issues? Internet Hardman (HI DERE?) will give you the cold truth.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 20 May 2010 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Was on a bus ride to summer camp with acoleuthic. I gave him this cool polo shirt. We were talking about this one woman at the camp we would do anything for - it turned out that I was talking about a little old lady while aco was talking about a ravishing young woman. I wrote "I know, right" in big cursive script on a pad of paper. The bus came over a hill and we could see this four story townhouse whose top floor was on fire. Somebody jumped out of the window like a madman and plummeted his death. There were two people left and all of the sudden the dream turned to live news broadcast footage of the fire. One of the people was the girl from the Puff Puff Give video, but she was all dressed in black leather.
― kkvgz, Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link
now thats a dream
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, LJ's name is pronounced "Louie"?
― bamcquern, Monday, 14 June 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, as in the song.
― sarahel, Monday, 14 June 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Or as in the name
― BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Monday, 14 June 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL was gonna say.
― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Monday, 14 June 2010 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Bizarre dream that took place at an officious ceremony where I presented Abbott with an industrial grade/mil-spec Speak'n'Spell - basically a regular S'n'S with a stupidly oversized armoured case.
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
me, uptoeleven, noodle vague, LJ and a hoy hoy wcome back from watching the WC in the pub, and spend the rest of the evening trying to get a 42" flat screen tv to turn on. NV very grumpy about my not having any bailey's to drink.
also, as i've only seen these people on WDYLL threads, all faces appear as 2d non-moving images on real people, kind of like 'goldeneye' on the N64, or that aphex twin video.
terrifying.
― Remember when Mr Banhart was a replicant? (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
It isn't
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link
it isn't?
― Tuomas, Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
It is.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Sike.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Just kiddin'.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
No, no...it is.
LJ & Duncan
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
^ nicely played
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I have it on good authority that it isn't
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link
p sure he outed as a non-silent 's' tbh, but i could be getting that 100% mixed up
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
looooooooool Bailey's
― Landon Donovan Glory (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
you may lol, now imagine the aphex twin dude demanding it with menace
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
his friends said louie in the dyson video
― (roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 June 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Both Aphex videos with his face on other people were done with masks, not with 2D image projection.
-sorry, just your friendly neighbourhood fact-checking Aphex stan (or Chris Cunningham stan as the case may be.)
― Cornish Kraffthwyrken (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 24 June 2010 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, it's "Louie".
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 25 June 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Ok had this dream about 90 mins. ago.
I went to the apt. of an ilxor I hate (don't waste your time asking). Can't recall why. It was either a very small gathering or maybe he (only clue) was going to rent out of room in the place. In any event, he turned me away at the door. :(
Cut to a few months later. He's throwing a party which he HAS to let me attend (in my life, the closest explanation would be an academic dept. party). Once I discover/remember it's his place, I start smooshing cupcakes all over his bed and into his sheets. Someone watches over me disapprovingly but I continue with glee.
Cut to me reading ILM (at the party?) and I come across a 1999 post from surm in which he asks "So who is this Destiny's Child band?"
End.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 01:16 (thirteen years ago) link
rent out A room....
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link
which ilxor is it
― max, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
it was you, babe
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― max, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry for turning u away from my party--it was just close friends
― max, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Lot's of ilx dreams lately, though in none of them am I reading ilx.
1. My brother, pre-opiate addiction, says something about ilx rumormongers.
2. Lying down with my full body across a desk at work, which was like the newsroom in Superman: The Movie, or maybe like the offices at the beginning of Joe Versus the Volcano. The prodigal son nabisco is coming back, people say.
3. Eating with Roxy, who is wary of me, but tolerant. I can't remember what she says. It was something characteristic.
BONUS DREAM: Large, confusing, multi-purpose building. I show the girl the door to the sound room so she can complain about the drum sound or something from the show in the concert hall. I step over the legs of people sitting against a wall and drop into the room of somebody on the first floor. I realize that I've been the one stealing from everyone. I didn't know that I knew the building so well. I say, "Swilly fatbacks with bacon also!"
― bamcquern, Friday, 2 July 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lots, dummy
Me and Sarahel bought some shrooms before the Dead show!
― kkvgz, Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
jaymc, I dreamt that for some reason I had to go back to BHS for one more year (have these sort of dreams a lot, for HS and college). I showed up to some sort of orientation, and you, Jon D3Guzm@n, Adam Gyn@c, and a couple other people were sitting at a table. Jon jumps up and greets me like we're long-lost brothers, approaches me but I'm all sweaty from (I think) just playing basketball. So I go to the bathroom to wash up, and Anselmo is in there. I say hi to him but very coldly, and then immediately feel bad about that. I come out, and we're all told that starting this year, we're going to have to live in dorms w/in the building. I freak out and wake up.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 July 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't remember the context of the dream, but I kept going to all these stores and restaurants and they were all playing the Beatles (as in the Dr. Whiney, Ph.D. thread).
― kkvgz, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link
On a London Underground escalator, passed by Masonic Boom heading in the opposite direction.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Friday, 30 July 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
???????
That's me, always being contrary, I guess.
― procedurally generated pidyn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 30 July 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link