lynchrabbits.jpg
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/08/04/ba-nkorea_journa_0500447422.jpg
if kim jong-il was actually terry richardson
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
If we soldiers see beans, we become happyIf we soldiers see beans, we become happyIf we soldiers see beans, we become happy
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 12 April 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
anyway, this is my favorite kim jong-il piece of trivia:
If the official government media is to be believed, Kim is easily the greatest golfer, the world has ever seeen.Pyongyang media say Kim enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Dear Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.
Pyongyang media say Kim enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Dear Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Monday, 12 April 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I could see a Gymkata remake only it's golf instead of gymnastics, Tiger Woods has to restore his honor by challenging Kim to the death...
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
sooooo...
― long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Thursday, 20 May 2010 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link
lol legernd
― MPx4A, Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Hello new peninsular war (had to be careful typing that)
― Neil S, Thursday, 20 May 2010 11:51 (fourteen years ago) link
What books should I read about NK? http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jul/01/samuel-johnson-prize-nothing-to-envy sounds OK but any other recs?
― caek, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Welcome to this one man showJust take a seat, they're always freeNo surprise, no mysteryIn this theatre that I call my soulI always play the starring role, so ronery
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 2 July 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"Great Leader, Dear Leader" is v. good; "Under The Loving Care Of The Fatherly Leader" is good as well, if you want to go deeper (900 pages)
― hobbes, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
thanks! GLDL is sadly out of print (?) or unavailable on amazon uk. 900 pages was a bit more than i had in mind. i will try to track down GLDL, but any other tips?
― caek, Friday, 2 July 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I caught the North Korean exhibition at Vienna's MAK (Museum of Applied Arts) last month. The art was technically proficient but uniformly awful. And the overall impression of the kind of State that produced it was at least seven different kinds of horrifying.
This was made all the more interesting by the fact that I attended it with my Croatian girlfriend, a resident of Vienna, who has strong memories of seeing very similar State artworks from her childhood in the former Yugoslavia. It was a great big nostalgia fest for her...
― Stone Monkey, Friday, 2 July 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
lil' typo in North Korea's statement about regarding their intention to retaliate with nuclear war:
"The army and people of the (North) will legitimately counter with their powerful nuclear deterrence the largest-ever nuclear war exercises," the commission said in a statement run on the state-run Korean Central News Agency...."The more desperately the US imperialists brandish their nukes and the more zealously their lackeys follow them, the more rapidly the (North's) nuclear deterrence will be bolstered up along the orbit of self-defence and the more remote the prospect for the denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula will be become," the NDC statement said.
..."The more desperately the US imperialists brandish their nukes and the more zealously their lackeys follow them, the more rapidly the (North's) nuclear deterrence will be bolstered up along the orbit of self-defence and the more remote the prospect for the denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula will be become," the NDC statement said.
Guardian
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link
It's really fun to read that last sentence slowly, and with a threatening tone of voice rising to shouting and beating of fists on the table with "will be become".
― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Saturday, 24 July 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/7918468/North-Korean-football-team-shamed-in-six-hour-public-inquiry-over-World-Cup.html
― StanM, Friday, 30 July 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
That's actually quite positive. I was expecting to hear that they were all shot in the head.
― jabulani hands (S-), Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
North Korea's ruling party is to hold a conference on Sept. 28 for electing its supreme leadership board, North Korea's KCNA news agency said on Monday.The agency gave no details of the agenda, but the conference is expected to pick a new leadership and likely anoint an heir as Kim Jong-il's health deteriorates.
The agency gave no details of the agenda, but the conference is expected to pick a new leadership and likely anoint an heir as Kim Jong-il's health deteriorates.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 20 September 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
we're all following north korea on twitter, right?
― p.m.s.b. (pre-mall smoke bomb) (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 20 September 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe we'll finally get a photo of the esteemed party center.
― abcfsk, Monday, 20 September 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
The other point here, though, is what - exactly - did you find out? Seemingly nothing of any consequence whatsoever. Marcus Noland reported markets in the DPRK in the mid-1990s, there's absolutely nothing new in your article - it's a boy's own jaunt in the DPRK. Do you now have privileged insight into the leadership transition? No. Do you have any greater understanding of the living conditions of ordinary people in the DPRK? Doesn't look like it. Apart from a bit of glossy prose, this article contributes nothing to our understanding of life or politics in the DPRK. Nothing. You're a fool.And pity your guide. What (and I want an answer to this question) have been / will be the consequences for him? If he loses his job as a result of your stupidity, what are you going to do about it?
Do you now have privileged insight into the leadership transition? No. Do you have any greater understanding of the living conditions of ordinary people in the DPRK? Doesn't look like it. Apart from a bit of glossy prose, this article contributes nothing to our understanding of life or politics in the DPRK. Nothing. You're a fool.
And pity your guide. What (and I want an answer to this question) have been / will be the consequences for him? If he loses his job as a result of your stupidity, what are you going to do about it?
― James Mitchell, Monday, 27 September 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I agree with that comment, especially the last sentence - seems they had no regard for what might happen to their guide. obviously as westerners they would have been offered a lot more wiggle room had some bad shit gone down.
― tumlbrah (dayo), Monday, 27 September 2010 08:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Cheap lol in view of the preceding posts but:
Photo:
http://www.latimes.com/media/alternatethumbnails/photo/2010-09/56386430-27101838.jpg
Headline:
N. Koreans prepare for transfer of power
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 September 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I have just been reading how in the early 1970s when they started grooming Kim Jong Il for the top job, they had to change the official dictionary of political terminology so that "hereditary succession" was no longer a symptom of oppressive and backward societies.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Monday, 27 September 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if it has been mentioned already on this thread, but the book "Nothing to Envy" by Barbara Demick is an excellent peek into the non-hilarious lives of ordinary North Koreans.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
bryan myers' han sǒrya and north korean literature + the cleanest race are both good, readable works on nk (mostly polit ideology type stuff rather than barbara demick common people stuff)
― dylannn, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder, how much collective memory of elderly north koreans is there of the period before the war? did most koreans unsympathetic to communism flee to the south before 1953?
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
have been tip-toeing around reading this; i think the first thing i heard about it was the criticism that, focusing as it does solely on disillusioned ex-pats (blanking on the more appropriate term, one that doesn't conjure someone needing a change of scenery) rather than its citizens, but everything i've heard since has been positive.
― FORTIFIED STEAMED VEGETABLE BOWL (schlump), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
did most koreans unsympathetic to communism flee to the south before 1953?
I don't think they could have gone south after the Korean War started, so that would give 1949 (or whenever it was) as the cut-off date), though I suppose people could have scarpered south during the war when the ROK and US forces moved north. But at that stage there was not really much to choose between the two Koreas - both dictatorships heavily backed by mysterious external powers.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49306000/jpg/_49306637_010301005-1.jpg
Apparent photo of heir apparent.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:38 (thirteen years ago) link
chip off the old block
― con suelo, Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
But at that stage there was not really much to choose between the two Koreas - both dictatorships heavily backed by mysterious external powers.― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, September 29, 2010 11:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, September 29, 2010 11:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
hmmm. a hell of a lot of people did move from north to south before the war. perhaps there was also south-north migration too, given that there was so little to choose between.
― l'avventura: pet detective (history mayne), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Coat_of_Arms_of_North_Korea.svg/500px-Coat_of_Arms_of_North_Korea.svg.png
coat of arms is curious
― caek, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Not that hilarious:http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50106000/jpg/_50106624_010705244-1.jpg
South Korea's west sea island of Yeonpyeong, hit by at least 50 artillery shells abruptly fired by North Korea, remained in a state of chaos on Tuesday, with its mountains and civilian homes ablaze with fire, a local government official said.A spokesman for Incheon Metropolitan City, to which Yeonpyeong Island belongs, said at least four island residents were wounded by the North Korean artillery attacks that began early Tuesday afternoon.
A spokesman for Incheon Metropolitan City, to which Yeonpyeong Island belongs, said at least four island residents were wounded by the North Korean artillery attacks that began early Tuesday afternoon.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/11/ohitson.jpg
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 09:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Not good. What do they think they're up to?
PS like the coat of arms - nice to see a country in 2010 still trading on its ability to generate electricity
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
1023: The BBC's John Sudworth in Seoul says there has been no sense of panic in the capital
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Too much to worry about in the world lately...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.koreaherald.com/national/Detail.jsp?newsMLId=20101123000840
The firing came as the South was carrying out a live-fire exercise in waters off the Bangnyeong Island and the Yeonpyeong Island as part of the annual nine-day Hoguk Exercise, aimed at enhancing interoperability and defense capabilities against North Korea.
so... South Korea were doing a live-fire exercise off the coast, on the border with North Korea? And then the North Koreans... shot at the same island? So confusing.
― c sharp major, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cl.ly/1B0H3j323N0h1D3f272B
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link
MR IL TEAR DOWN THIS DMZ
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
tracer that link says 'forbidden'
this is fucking scary
― goole, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Not that confusing. South Korea fired into disputed (but empty) waters (as in, literally the water, or so I thought). North Korea responded by firing shells into disputed but modestly populated lil island, killing a few Marines and scaring the bejesus out of civilians.
Scary thing about North Korea is not the country going to war, but more or less accidentally/crazily forcing a war. At which point we will all be dazzled by the elaborate and colorful choreography of its military formations.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
lol the war is still going on iirc
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
There is quite a lot of spin happening, apparently most media outlets are not reporting that US troups were accompanying the South Koreans on their "training exercize" conducted as close to the disputed border with North Korea as the South Korean govt would allow.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
So what are toy saying? NK's response was justified? I doubt these exercises were that unusual or provocative.
― Super Cub, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this is fucking scary― goole, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:52 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― goole, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:52 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
why
not being snarky: but srsly, why? is it that NK might loose a nuke at seoul? can they even do that? if so, then, agreed. but otherwise it seems like any escalation between the two would result in a swift decimation of NK's forces. i am prob naive and uninformed (the usual), but i can't see china seriously backing NK in a way that would prove legitimately dangerous to itself and the rest of the world. always thought their relationship was one between a giant and his kooky brother. like they'd flex at ppl planning aggression, but if the kooky brother does something really stupid, they'll let him get what's coming to him.
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
see? nothing to worry about.
― rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
10,000 artillery pieces aimed at Seoul, missiles that can easily reach japan, a million man army with heavy armor. I think there is plenty to worry about. That doesn't even include the humanitarian crisis that would come with the sudden collapse of the PRK.
xpost
― Super Cub, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
So what are toy saying? NK's response was justified? I doubt these exercises were that unusual or provocative.― Super Cub, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:08 AM (1 minute ago)
― Super Cub, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:08 AM (1 minute ago)
I'm sure there are plenty of places to conduct "training exercises" that aren't on a disputed border with a rogue state for one. Tagging along nuclear-armed US ships sure doesn't help matters either.
I mean, I'm no fan of NK foreign policies but surely there are more progressive of diplomacy other than "don't cross this line" taunts and bringing along your big brother in case shit gets heated which it did.
― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link