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― bamcquern, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
People who use one's letterbox as an ersatz door knocker = RAISED BY CARNIES, GRIFTERS OR WOLVES.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Saturday, 10 April 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone who takes a pasty they've just bought into another shop, like a newsagents, and stands their browsing the magazines, eating the pasty and stinking out the place, well that person is a DS.
― Duke Newsom (DavidM), Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Flakers and flaky people
― Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
well, eczema can't be helped
― mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link
xxpost
You mean theseWARNING: boobiesor thesehttp://www.tamegoeswild.com/thedailymumble/2005/images/04/joseph_pasty.jpg?????
― bamcquern, Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
People who make perfect let's-complain-about-shit-while-at-work threads NSFW are disgusting savages.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
People who leave their shopping cart on one side of the grocery store aisle then stand or crouch on the other side to leisurely peruse the wares on offer, effectively blocking the entire aisle
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link
^^ YES
― Not the real Village People, Sunday, 11 April 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
uuuuh yeah, can we get an NSFW on this?
― Bill A, Monday, 12 April 2010 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link
(also, people who don't say please when asking for stuff: could this be NSFW'd please? thanks!)
― Bill A, Monday, 12 April 2010 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link
she has pasties on
― estela artois (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link
So did Janet, and look at the furore she caused.
Just sayin', doubt many people would want that to be an image their boss/colleagues/important visitors catch sight of...
― Bill A, Monday, 12 April 2010 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link
not gonna read thru all thred to post this so, apologies if already mentioned:
people who wear flip-flops/shoes w/no sox to the airport (possible USA-only complaint)
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Wouldn't that make it far easier to go through security these days? Just sayin'.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago) link
no sox? seariously? on the floor of the terminal w/ bare feet?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
I've never done it personally, I am pretty creped out by bare feet in heavily traversed public places. But I've seen it plenty of times.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Just pointing out that I could see why one might choose that route.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago) link
what's the problem?
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
let us all walk a mile in a disgusting savage's footwear.
― estela, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
flip flops/bare feet on planes is the only way to fly imo. let them ~breathe~
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago) link
the best way to deal with security while avoiding being a disgusting savage is to wear socks + Vans slip-ons.
― richie aprile (rockapads), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't like it when i take off my shoes at the airport and then gets bits of things stuck to my socks, i find that savagely disgusting.
― estela, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I can't wear Vans slip-ons b/c I'm not a sk8r from 1987 anymore. I wear flip-flops on every plane flight. It is seriously the best way to do this.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 09:46 (fourteen years ago) link
people who wear vibram 5 fingers
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link
people who always have thier status set to away on AIM/gmail but choose to IM you when it's convenient for them
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 11:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Able-bodied savages who take the lift to go up one flight of stairs.
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link
hipster bicyclists with "funny" mustaches and without helmets listening to ipods who ride their vehicles on the goddamn the sidewalk / cut you off at an intersection yelling 'move' or 'watch out' or 'have some respect' from three feet away while you are struggling to carry three bags of groceries home from the supermarket
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Those, definitely, and also the jogger, jogging through the park the other day, who started pushing some Italian tourists out of the way who were having a nice walk in a group in the park on a sunny day in case he had to stop jogging. Take your goddam headphones out, say excuse me if you want to get past, or just hold up a bit, go round, whatever, but don't start shoving at people! You disgusting savage.
― Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link
day way day way.
― Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
okay i need to vent my spleen a little. i live in cambridge, ma, where having a car is definitely a luxury - public transportation is significantly above average. this is a pedestrian-saturated area, and there's nothing more savage and disgusting than pedantic asshole drivers who try to 'reclaim' the road (or whatever) by slavishly following the letter of the law and honking / inching forward / yelling through the window / glaring / feinting and braking at pedestrians who are straggling when the light changes, or jaywalking during a lull in traffic, or crossing a few feet from the designated crosswalk. i mean yeah, pedestrians probably shouldn't be doing some of the stuff they're doing - but they are outside, unprotected in frequently crappy weather, and trying to navigate a dense, populated, semi-confusing and occasionally dangerous situation while you, pedantic asshole driver, are sitting cushy in your largely unnecessary car possibly delayed by half a minute or so while filled with righteous, indignant, ire. big damn deal! just chill the F out, build an extra minute in your commute time, and let the walkers/joggers/bicyclists go where they need.
< / spleen>
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Joggers don't ever "hold up" or "go round". They lurch right down the middle of the path towards you like wheezing tracksuited zombies, fixing you with this look of "my knees hurt too much to slow down or change direction, so you WILL get out of my way in deference to my superior lifestyle of health and fitness".
(xpost)
― falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Have some respect? Seriously?
Never mind that this is the most insane example of projection I've heard for today - if a cyclist yelled that at me I'd have a very hard time not throwing a stick at his spokes.
― show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
oh yeah, reminds me-
pedestrians, particularly jaywalkers, and particularly those in groups that talk up the width of any given path.
fuck em. disgusting savages.
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
build an extra minute in your commute time
This is the big problem when it comes to disgusting savages though, isn't it? People just don't want to do any such thing. Why drag your ass out of bed 3 minutes earlier when you can back up traffic at every stoplight because you need the mirror to apply your eye makeup? Its so much easier to sleep in that extra 4 minutes and run your electric shaver as you drive down the expressway, rather than actually paying attention to what is going on around you.
― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link
why bother to follow the pedestrian light sequences for the same reason, though?
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link
dear drivers, if a pedestrian is walking with their back to you and you plan to turn off down a very quiet side road right in front of them, please remember that the pedestrian has neither wing mirrors nor psychic powers - you are hard for them to see if you signal, and impossible for them to see if you don't
therefore if you don't signal and screech round the corner an inch in front of them without waiting for them you are being kinda savage imo
― falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
that "don't" made my post hard to parse, i am disgusting savage but you will hopefully get my point
dear everybody, please never leave the house
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
^ well yeah, I mean I'm not all pro-driver of a three ton vehicle against the guy walking, drivers along country lanes are very often DS's of the highest degree. But "drivers getting po'd at jaywalkers" I mean really?
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:50 (fourteen years ago) link
joggers in the designated bike lane. you aren't that fast, get on the sidewalk.
― sofatruck, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago) link
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:36 AM (2 hours ago)
I kinda really really want these, so I guess I'll be a disgusting savage when I buy these and am running so faaaast and can feel the ground.
People who are disgusting savages though, are the people who leave the sprinklers on either during or right after it rained. I'm tempted to say all people who even use sprinklers. I mean, come on, plant for your zone.
― peacocks, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago) link
fuck drivers
― conrad, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link
But "drivers getting po'd at jaywalkers" I mean really?
be po'd at jaywalkers basically wherever you want -- except in a significantly pedestrian-heavy area that you choose to drive through when the vast majority of people are on foot in frequently inclement weather.
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link
obviously there are layers here, but are we still talking about people walking across traffic regardless of lights, crossings, whatever? don't see what weather has to do with it
(NB I am an extremely nice and courteous driver, promise)
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Aren't the bits you are choosing to drive through, erm, roads? Where cars have right of way?
xpost
― ailsa, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I very often choose to drive on footpaths myself.
― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe this is a US/UK thing – but in the US, pedestrians have right of way when in a crosswalk - unless there is a light, which there frequently isn't. In the case where there is a light, pedestrians have right of way when the light indicates they may cross, but may also use a designated cross-walk if they judge it safe to do so without impeding traffic, even if the light is not in their favor.
― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
lol (xpost)
I drive in subway tunnels, fuck everybody who gets in my way
― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link