Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

"Don't ejaculate on the grass, smoke it"

people who stop walking at the top or bottom of the escalators in the ldn underground. wtf are they doing? "i'll stop walking now i am no longer walking up a set of stairs and it's easier to walk"

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:27 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I say stand or walk, whatever, but fuck's sake if you must stand, STAND ON THE SIDE WHERE SOMEONE IS ALREADY STANDING!! Don't block the whole fucking escalator! SAVAGES.

What about people walking down the up escalator and vice versa?

worse than driving on the wrong side of the road imo

I have only seen people do that when they changed their minds after boarding the escalator. Or little kids goofing around. I have no beef with those people, except if the kids are shit heads.

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People who use one's letterbox as an ersatz door knocker = RAISED BY CARNIES, GRIFTERS OR WOLVES.

Anyone who takes a pasty they've just bought into another shop, like a newsagents, and stands their browsing the magazines, eating the pasty and stinking out the place, well that person is a DS.

Flakers and flaky people

well, eczema can't be helped

xxpost

You mean these
WARNING: boobies
or these
http://www.tamegoeswild.com/thedailymumble/2005/images/04/joseph_pasty.jpg?????

People who make perfect let's-complain-about-shit-while-at-work threads NSFW are disgusting savages.

People who leave their shopping cart on one side of the grocery store aisle then stand or crouch on the other side to leisurely peruse the wares on offer, effectively blocking the entire aisle

^^ YES

uuuuh yeah, can we get an NSFW on this?

(also, people who don't say please when asking for stuff: could this be NSFW'd please? thanks!)

she has pasties on

So did Janet, and look at the furore she caused.

Just sayin', doubt many people would want that to be an image their boss/colleagues/important visitors catch sight of...

not gonna read thru all thred to post this so, apologies if already mentioned:

people who wear flip-flops/shoes w/no sox to the airport (possible USA-only complaint)

Wouldn't that make it far easier to go through security these days? Just sayin'.

no sox? seariously? on the floor of the terminal w/ bare feet?

I've never done it personally, I am pretty creped out by bare feet in heavily traversed public places. But I've seen it plenty of times.

Just pointing out that I could see why one might choose that route.

no sox? seariously? on the floor of the terminal w/ bare feet?

what's the problem?

let us all walk a mile in a disgusting savage's footwear.

flip flops/bare feet on planes is the only way to fly imo. let them ~breathe~

the best way to deal with security while avoiding being a disgusting savage is to wear socks + Vans slip-ons.

i don't like it when i take off my shoes at the airport and then gets bits of things stuck to my socks, i find that savagely disgusting.

I can't wear Vans slip-ons b/c I'm not a sk8r from 1987 anymore. I wear flip-flops on every plane flight. It is seriously the best way to do this.

people who wear vibram 5 fingers

people who always have thier status set to away on AIM/gmail but choose to IM you when it's convenient for them

Able-bodied savages who take the lift to go up one flight of stairs.

hipster bicyclists with "funny" mustaches and without helmets listening to ipods who ride their vehicles on the goddamn the sidewalk / cut you off at an intersection yelling 'move' or 'watch out' or 'have some respect' from three feet away while you are struggling to carry three bags of groceries home from the supermarket

Those, definitely, and also the jogger, jogging through the park the other day, who started pushing some Italian tourists out of the way who were having a nice walk in a group in the park on a sunny day in case he had to stop jogging. Take your goddam headphones out, say excuse me if you want to get past, or just hold up a bit, go round, whatever, but don't start shoving at people! You disgusting savage.

day way day way.

okay i need to vent my spleen a little. i live in cambridge, ma, where having a car is definitely a luxury - public transportation is significantly above average. this is a pedestrian-saturated area, and there's nothing more savage and disgusting than pedantic asshole drivers who try to 'reclaim' the road (or whatever) by slavishly following the letter of the law and honking / inching forward / yelling through the window / glaring / feinting and braking at pedestrians who are straggling when the light changes, or jaywalking during a lull in traffic, or crossing a few feet from the designated crosswalk. i mean yeah, pedestrians probably shouldn't be doing some of the stuff they're doing - but they are outside, unprotected in frequently crappy weather, and trying to navigate a dense, populated, semi-confusing and occasionally dangerous situation while you, pedantic asshole driver, are sitting cushy in your largely unnecessary car possibly delayed by half a minute or so while filled with righteous, indignant, ire. big damn deal! just chill the F out, build an extra minute in your commute time, and let the walkers/joggers/bicyclists go where they need.

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Joggers don't ever "hold up" or "go round". They lurch right down the middle of the path towards you like wheezing tracksuited zombies, fixing you with this look of "my knees hurt too much to slow down or change direction, so you WILL get out of my way in deference to my superior lifestyle of health and fitness".

(xpost)

Have some respect? Seriously?

Never mind that this is the most insane example of projection I've heard for today - if a cyclist yelled that at me I'd have a very hard time not throwing a stick at his spokes.

oh yeah, reminds me-

pedestrians, particularly jaywalkers, and particularly those in groups that talk up the width of any given path.

fuck em. disgusting savages.

build an extra minute in your commute time

This is the big problem when it comes to disgusting savages though, isn't it? People just don't want to do any such thing. Why drag your ass out of bed 3 minutes earlier when you can back up traffic at every stoplight because you need the mirror to apply your eye makeup? Its so much easier to sleep in that extra 4 minutes and run your electric shaver as you drive down the expressway, rather than actually paying attention to what is going on around you.

why bother to follow the pedestrian light sequences for the same reason, though?

dear drivers, if a pedestrian is walking with their back to you and you plan to turn off down a very quiet side road right in front of them, please remember that the pedestrian has neither wing mirrors nor psychic powers - you are hard for them to see if you signal, and impossible for them to see if you don't

therefore if you don't signal and screech round the corner an inch in front of them without waiting for them you are being kinda savage imo

that "don't" made my post hard to parse, i am disgusting savage but you will hopefully get my point

dear everybody, please never leave the house

^ well yeah, I mean I'm not all pro-driver of a three ton vehicle against the guy walking, drivers along country lanes are very often DS's of the highest degree. But "drivers getting po'd at jaywalkers" I mean really?

joggers in the designated bike lane. you aren't that fast, get on the sidewalk.

people who wear vibram 5 fingers

― ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 6:36 AM (2 hours ago)

I kinda really really want these, so I guess I'll be a disgusting savage when I buy these and am running so faaaast and can feel the ground.

People who are disgusting savages though, are the people who leave the sprinklers on either during or right after it rained. I'm tempted to say all people who even use sprinklers. I mean, come on, plant for your zone.

fuck drivers

But "drivers getting po'd at jaywalkers" I mean really?

be po'd at jaywalkers basically wherever you want -- except in a significantly pedestrian-heavy area that you choose to drive through when the vast majority of people are on foot in frequently inclement weather.

obviously there are layers here, but are we still talking about people walking across traffic regardless of lights, crossings, whatever? don't see what weather has to do with it

(NB I am an extremely nice and courteous driver, promise)